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@goose.ski
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critical point: quietly waiting to see what develops does not have a chilling effect on future victims’ willingness or safety in coming forward!
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Mad Auntie Kristy@auntiekristy.bsky.social |
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wistful writer. reluctant poet. tired native. full of fire and bad metaphors. published under Kristine Wyllys. she/her/eldritch abomination.
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@goose.ski
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critical point: quietly waiting to see what develops does not have a chilling effect on future victims’ willingness or safety in coming forward!
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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YOU GOT THIS
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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You are a delightful horror. 😍😍
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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HAPPY FRIDAY, BRAVEST SINNERS. I KNOW THINGS MAY SEEM BLEAK RIGHT NOW BUT YOU, MY DARLINGS, ARE A SHINING LIGHT IN THE MIDST OF THE HORROR. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, FOR SHOWING UP EVEN IN THE FACE OF YOUR OWN TROUBLES. THE WORLD IS A LITTLE SOFTER BECAUSE YOU’RE IN IT. OK DRINK WATER ILUSOMUCH BYE.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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That’s what I keep coming back to too! Like, my God, man. What’s your freaking firework budget? This is outrageous.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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I am not anti-fireworks. I am, however, anti-fireworks all night, anti-stupid people operating fireworks, and anti-confederate flag owning people.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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Figures the house with the confederate flag in the window would still be shooting off fireworks. Like, we get it, homie. You make sky go big boom. Go the fuck to sleep.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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From your lips to God’s ears. 😭
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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Right back at you, dearest!
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Matt Novak
@paleofuture.bsky.social
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Happy fourth
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amateur crastinator
@amateurcrastinator.com
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the US genocide on Native Americans is ongoing
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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Thank you! 💖
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Paul Crider
@paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com
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This but unironically.
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Edmonds Scanner
@edmondsscanner.bsky.social
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Instead of celebrating independence with fireworks, why not try: - 20 questions with an enchanted skull - tea party with the twig witch - making mead with dark druids - crafting patriotic costumes out of moss - disappearing into the dark forest, and gossiping with owls
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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ON IT.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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And you are the auntie of his. 😭💖💖
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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The way he delivers with a straight face ends me. ALSO WE LOVE YOUUUU.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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HELL YES 🔥🔥🔥
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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YES. We would make and spread fire and mischief and omg it would be everything.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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Oh, that is a good tradition! We might do that too!
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Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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ABSOLUTELY SAME. And it would be the most magical bog witch pairing the world has ever seen.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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IT REALLY DOES. Can I still beat its ass on the way by? I want to beat its ass on the way by.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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And so over this country already. 😂
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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This is me, raising my water bottle in salute. AMEN. 💖
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Joey | mojosec | The Least, Maybe
@mojosec.bsky.social
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And make sure to drink some water too. Too easy to let ourselves get dehydrated. Take care of yourselves and let’s take care of each other too. We’re all in this together and we are all connected.
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John Scalzi
@scalzi.com
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As far as I'm concerned anyone telling people not to vote, in this election or any other, is doing for malign purposes, and the only correct response is "Well now I am going to vote EVEN HARDER."
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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17: Are we doing anything for the boom boom holiday today? Me: I’m making pizzas. Otherwise, no. 17: Good. Unless it involves throwing shit into a harbor or protesting tyrants, I’m sitting out.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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HAPPY THURSDAY, SINNERS, AND HAPPY FOURTH TO THOSE WHO STILL CELEBRATE. THINGS ARE SCARY RIGHT NOW, BUT SO ARE YOU. YOU ARE A TERRIFYING MEATSUIT POWERED BY ELECTRICITY WITH STARSTUFF EMBEDDED IN YOUR VEINS. DO NOT FEAR THE DARK, YOU KNEW IT BEFORE YOU KNEW LIGHT. OK GO BLOW STUFF UP ILUSOMUCH BYE
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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He’s getting the haymaker.
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Jeff (no, the other one)
@jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social
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Mood for today, even more than most days:
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mr. cannoli
@boner.ink
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fireworks are like explosives for minors, kiddie shit, oh you made a giant rainbow boom boom? big deal, strap some c4 to a cybertruck if you really want to see something cool you infant
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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RIGHT. Lord. The horrors persist and the exhaustion never cease.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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Waking up every day in 2024 like:
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markgongloff
@markgongloff.bsky.social
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Roses are red, Curry has cumin,
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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BLESS. 💖💖 I’m starting with Thomas.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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💖🫶🏽💖 We’re gonna win this one way or another. WITH THESE HANDS.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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Perfecto. We will tag team in and out and it’ll be glorious and violent.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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I’m going to fist fight the Supreme Court send skeet
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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💖💖💖
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Shepherd
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social
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If the cops grab you at a protest remember: 1) Ask "am I free to go?" if they say yes, GO. 2) if they say no, say "I am invoking my right to an attorney and my 5th amendment right to remain silent" then SHUT UP. wait for your lawyer.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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He really does. 😂 He’s full of sass and mayhem.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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😭😭 I love you to the moon and back, you glorious land siren.
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Paul Crider
@paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com
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Just called Anna Eshoo. My script was just a bit too long to fit in a skeet, so attaching it as an image.
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Jerry Chen
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❌"I have almost 2,000 people blocked" - clinical - quantifiable - a simple fact, stated ✅"Legions of my enemies have been exiled into the Shadowlands" - intriguing - nebulously threatening - instills a breathless fear into the hearts of would-be enemies
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Mad Auntie Kristy
@auntiekristy.bsky.social
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😭💖💖💖 You’re a whole got damn wonder of blessings.
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