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Does this social media lifeboat float? Lots of cannabis stuff. Part time carnival barker.

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Is the government that you’re trying to “save” worth saving?

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This heatwave sucks and there’s no hope of it breaking for a week.

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Damn. Did people really believe those stories about dealers offering the first one up for free or something?

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Binging Shoresy to try keep my mind in a cold winter mode. Hopefully it helps me deal with this heatwave.

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We’re the frogs in the pot of water right before it boils.

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Boston doesn’t have a serious public transit system anymore. It’s become a daily punchline to an aging joke.

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The entire generation with a few exceptions just sucks.

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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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I’ve thought long about this and have decided the baby boomers are the worst generation in the history of the United States. They were handed everything and then kept it all for themselves. Left nothing to following generations except problems.

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Joe Biden has decided to stay in the presidential race. Fine. Now tell me how he plans to win my vote after helping to fund Israel’s illegal genocide? Or the fact that cannabis was reclassified as a Scheduled III instead of a legalization effort?

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Trying to get Bob Kraft to start donating again I see.

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Warmer and longer heat waves sounds bad to me. And not just because I descend from a northern latitude people who must hide from the sun.

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To stay inside with air conditioned air or go outside and face the furnaces.

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Is there any order (say you take gov money then you sell 60% as affordable housing(Section 8)) for the landlords to not just take taxpayers money and still charge $4000/month?

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Why yes I am investing in canned goods and shotgun shells? Why do you ask officer?

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Well done France. The baguette is your country’s greatest achievement. Be proud . . . . Also nice job slapping down your right wing politicians.

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Wait. Today is Sunday? How the hell did that happen?

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Good thing I have notifications on for UberEats or I would have forgotten that I stoned ordered 2 tacos and a quesadilla. 😬

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Holy fuck! Can’t say that I ever expected a Ducky Boys shout out on Bluesky. Wonder how those boys are doing?

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A man handing out fake money should be arrested by the Secret Service.

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I can see that centrist and establishment Dems have already begun painting progressives as the reason that Biden will lose. So for the 2nd time in just 3 elections, progressives aren’t members of the Democratic Party. Do people wonder why progressives question the Dems and want their own candidate?

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Under the old laws of the old ways, I challenge for leadership of the country. Joe Biden and Donald Trump are unfit to lead so I call them to combat in . . . A smoke off. Start rolling the joints now, there shall be no quarter given, ounces only. Weed is my chosen weapon.

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How long before the Boston Pops run out of black powder?

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I go through a whole sleeve of Ritz crackers like Sam Kinison through an eight ball of coke.* *This skeet contains a very dated reference. Please consult Wikipedia if you wish to learn more.

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PHOTO GALLERY | The USS Constitution, the world’s oldest commissioned warship still afloat, once again set sail across Boston Harbor on Thursday in honor of Independence Day.
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It's independence day, which means all supreme court justices are 17.76% off! Buy yours today!

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The whole ‘Grave Dancers Union’ album had some great lines scattered among attempted Dylan style gibberish.

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If you can name a second song from Soul Asylum that’s not ‘Runaway Train’ then we can probably be friends.

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The founding fathers checking back in on the American Republic July 4, 2024.

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Reading local news saying that several sharks have been sighted off of Cape Cod before the 4th of July and I’ve seen this before . . .

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The other guy committed 34 felonies. Where are the calls for Trump to step down? I mean what the fuck are we doing here!!

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It’s 2:00pm and I’m still wondering what I want for lunch. I’m not taking this day very seriously. 😐

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The amount of hypocrisy from American politicians tweeting about ‘freedom and liberty’ tomorrow may be enough to tear a whole in spacetime. Wear a helmet when going online.

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If we’re going to have a revolution then we will need a musical playlist as lofty as our ideals.

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I think it was Lenin who said, “there are decades where nothing happens, and then there are weeks where holy shit what the fuck”

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Another completed revolution around the Sun without dying. Think I’ll smoke a joint in celebration.

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Why are general strikes such an insane idea for Americans to understand? Have we really forgotten or ignored our history?

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Yup. Rough times. We’re going to spend the next 20 years trying to salvage something, anything, from the smoldering rubble of the ‘home of the free’ that has now embraced fascism in their courts and their politicians.

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As the old man struggles with his pushcart, his cries echo through the streets “Bricks for sale. Get your throwing bricks here. Glass smashing. Politically uncommitted bricks for sale. Burnt clay. Concrete. Cobblestone. Bricks for sale.”

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“I am not as young as I used to be” is both a factual statement and a cry for help from my aging joints.

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Jayson Tatum has agreed to a five-year, $314 million contract extension to remain with the Boston Celtics, a person with knowledge of the situation told The Associated Press. The new pact will begin with the 2025-26 season and keep the five-time All-Star in Boston through 2029-30 season.

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As the old man struggles with his pushcart, his cries echo through the streets “Bricks for sale. Get your throwing bricks here. Glass smashing. Politically uncommitted bricks for sale. Burnt clay. Concrete. Cobblestone. Bricks for sale.”

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