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Chris Limb
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Yes there’s a Tuesday vibe in the air today.
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Writer #ActuallyAutistic They/them
UrbanFantasy MusicBiz novel Comeback https://comeba.co.uk'>comeba.co.uk
99p: mybook.to/Comeback
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Chris Limb
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Yes there’s a Tuesday vibe in the air today.
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Chris Limb
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Logically it must be… but for some reason I’m getting strong Tuesday vibes!
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Chris Limb
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I have genuinely lost track of which weekday it is. It surely can't be Wednesday already?
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Chris Limb
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Tax Reprobate (n.): wealthy person with no principles who suddenly moves to Switzerland for no readily apparent reason.
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Chris Limb
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192. Confusion
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Mir
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Policies to help everyone. Monsters.
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Bethany Black
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Right, looks like I can get a mortgage if I can find another £7,000 for the deposit. So if you’ve not bought my live show “Always Bet On Beth” yet, well, I’m sorry you’re such a transphobe, but you can feel better by helping me get a house
www.gofasterstripe.com/bet
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Trish K
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It's called fashion, sweetie. Look it up!
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Chris Limb
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Yes, in a nice and tasteful font. With serifs and curlicues.
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Chris Limb
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ᚇᚐᚍ ᚑᚃ ᚈᚆᚓ ᚚᚑᚈᚐᚈᚑ
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Somehow I doubt any of the "the good old days were better" type social media accounts would repost this:
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Chris Limb
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Strangeways (n.): Type of roundabout or junction at which an irrational number of roads converge.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
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What's striking about this grid from JL Partners Polling earlier this month is just how little British people care about all the anti-woke moral panic bullshit despite how much of the discourse it constantly monopolises in every single nook and cranny of the UK press.
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Chris Limb
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191. Steam
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Chris Limb
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I knew it.
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Dave Owen
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The 2024 general election should have concluded with a Croft/Perry/Lloyd “You have been watching” sequence of all the Tories whose antics have been diverting us, showing where they are now. Truss searching the bottom of a ballot box, Cameron in his posh shed, Rees-Mogg sobbing into nanny’s bosom.
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Jennifer K.
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We! Never! Stopped! Getting! COVID!!!! What the actual SHIT is this headline?????? There has never been a time, in the last 4.5 godforsaken years, when we didn't have people getting COVID!!!
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Fergus
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...just like all the trials before it. Better do another dozen or so before we collectively do anything about it though, right?
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Chris Limb
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Why are some people so fundamentally dishonest that we have to jump through these hoops?
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Chris Limb
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I am really really sick to the back teeth of multi-factor authentication. I appreciate it's absolutely necessary, but it's such a faff, especially on a small device when you have to swap between the auth app and the app you're trying to get into.
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Chris Limb
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Demonstration (n.): Ritual similar to exorcism for ridding a location of monsters.
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Chris Limb
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190. Tower
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Pavel
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Well this is grim
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Chris Limb
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Multidude (n.): a population of Californian surfers.
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wade of mutilation
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I will bang this drum forever: in THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE: THE GERMANS, 1933-45 Milton Mayer interviewed 10 ordinary Germans after WW2 to learn how fascism took hold. There was never a moment when everyone woke up:
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Chris Limb
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189. Padlocked
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Altar Boy to Elder Gods
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Here's a saturday poem about the longing for when your body matched your brain.
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chiller
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FFS I was worried enough about covid.
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Chris Limb
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Hale & Pace
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Chris Limb
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I specifically wrote my author bio to be gender neutral when there was a blog tour for my debut novel. So it was annoying when some book bloggers rewrote it to make me "he" and another in their review refered to me as "Mr Limb".
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Chris Limb
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Bulging Midriff (n.): Overlong guitar solo performed by ageing lead guitarist approximately half way through an pompous twelve minute rock opus.
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Chris Limb
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Yes it's just a silly viral cat song video... but I really want to hear a cover version of it by Dubstar.
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188. Queen
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Chris Limb
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No book deals or columns either.
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Chris Limb
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By the way, I keep referring to it as Twitter (rather than Bird Site, Other Place etc) when talking about it here because if nothing else it would piss Omen Sulk off given he tried to rebrand it to X and that didn't stick.
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Chris Limb
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Toreador (n.): Binfire exit for Conservative MPs.
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Chris Limb
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187. Rain
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Chris Limb
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Remember Anal Eggfire's plane crash during the 2010 election? I just read more about it and what happened afterwards and immediately have a Stephen King type story brewing in my head.
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Chris Limb
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He probably died in that 2010 plane crash and was replaced by Ba’al the frog demon which cast a glamour over the media. After all aside from that that he's just an archetypal pub bore.
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Chris Limb
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Thanks - I am already a member!
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Chris Limb
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Oh absolutely! (I was being cautious with words as I didn't want nitpickers Well-Actuallying me because Reform itself had only been around since the last election - it's a habit of covering myself I developed over on Twitter!)
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Chris Limb
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Now we just have to work out a way of getting the media to notice the Greens.
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Chris Limb
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I am sure smarter people than I am probably know WHY the bulk of media has such a thirst for fascism and can explain with diagrams. But supervillains don't really need concrete motivations in OTT movies. They just need to be stopped. HOW is what I want to know.
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Chris Limb
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The Green Party's 4 seats are far more impressive than Refash's 4 because they managed it without the entire media setting up camp in their back passages and giving them wall to wall 24 hour coverage for the past 5 years.
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Eddie Robson
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It always seems like these books get a six figure advance and then sell 572 copies, maybe publishing could learn from this
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Altar Boy to Elder Gods
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A total of four seats for the Greens, up from one, and Lib Dems up a massive 61 from 8. There's a story there, and the story is there are people who are left-leaning, but cannot vote for labour with a clear conscience. (Climate change ignored and anti-trans rhetoric.)
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HappyToast
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At least the Greens will get as much coverage as Reform across all the channels now.
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Byron C Clark
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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes
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Chris Limb
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Waking up to discover this little corner of the result is actually equal (4 MPs each for Green and Revile) is a little better - but guess which one the press will be BANGING on about forever?
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Bethany Black
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My wife “who does he represent?” Me: “Monster Raving Loony Party.” Her: “Not Reform?” Me: “no”
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