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Eddie Robson

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Novelist, scriptwriter, journalist, incompetent guitarist. I span the genres.


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Marjorie James Keenan's avatar Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
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Never stop never stopping

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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if anyone needs me I'll be in the 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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Asked this question on the other place and learned someone I play football with is the brother-in-law of one of the members. Huh

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Alexander Clarkson's avatar Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social
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Suella Braverman's comments are beginning to make more sense as the basis of leading defecting MPs with far right sympathies out of the Conservative Party than a bid to lead it

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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Just dug out my promo copy of Kling Klang's only album (in fact, a compilation of singles and other odd tracks) which I reviewed many years ago. It's brilliant. Glad to see it had a reissue a few years ago, but whatever happened to these guys? klingklang.bandcamp.com/album/the-es...

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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meet me at the UFO McDonald's in ten minutes if u want an ass kicking

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Nick Brumfield's avatar Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social
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I can't believe we're at the point where "invent fusion" seems more realistic to some people than "maybe this computer program isn't magic"

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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Submitting an expenses claim for £768 with a photo of a plane saying "flew on this"

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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Well c'mon it's not like anyone can just take a photo of a random ticket machine and say they used it

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Courtney Milan's avatar Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com
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CONSOLIDATE? They really can’t wait until there’s only one Uber-business in the United States.

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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I know one of the writers on this and he said he ran the title past a friend who was a former copper and thought it was hilarious

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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I’ve sold AI to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map.

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Beccas can't be choosers's avatar Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social
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tbh pagliacci was probably glad the doctor didn't just prescribe cbt

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Andrew Hickey's avatar Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.bsky.social
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500songs.com/podcast/pled...
The first of this week's Pledge Week episodes, where I post old bonuses to the main feed, is now up! This one is on "A Whiter Shade of Pale", and backers originally got it in January 2023

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Bethany Black's avatar Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social
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The Tories’ post election strategy in full

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Mina Li (she/her)'s avatar Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
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turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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[cut to year 2164] missed a couple monthly payments for my grandma's hologram memorial headstone and they repossessed it to show ads for android milf porn

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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a lady came in and asked if she could put a bitly url on a headstone and we were like. i guess there's no rule against i guess if that's really what you want to do

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)'s avatar dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
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(millennial James Brown) I feel bad

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Randy Meeks's avatar Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social
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I don't even go there, and this is still the funniest shit

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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This is true. Back when UKIP had one MP, Farage managed to fall out with him. And the reason he appears so much on Question Time et al is they're obliged to give his party a certain amount of slots and he takes most of them. He doesn't foster talent at all.

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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He's achieved quite a lot in politics purely by being a loudmouth, I don't think he has any interest in trying to achieve anything by actually working for it.

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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I would particularly like to hear how much time he actually spends in the Commons, especially when there are no grandstanding opportunities for him (eg PMQs)

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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I'm not sure the roofs of the Wimbledon show courts have been open at any point during this tournament. It's either raining, it's just rained, or it looks like it's about to.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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And as you say, this comes from conversations at the publisher, it's not happening by accident.

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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Fucking hell yes, this is the stuff. Without checking the credits I would just assume this was Blake.

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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So wise

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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I was surprised to see how much illustration work Quentin Blake is still doing, then I realised it's nearly all other people copping his style. If you're a Roald Dahl tribute act like Walliams, the Blake-style art is how you signal this to buyers.

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sarah jeong's avatar sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social
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rewatched dr strangelove and cannot stop thinking about the comment “he’s just doing tim robinson” about george c scott

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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Thank fuck for that. It was always deeply strange to have a Conservative government bandying about this slightly misapplied phrase from RPGs and video games with little sense of what they actually meant by it www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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gav's avatar gav @gavinmit.bsky.social
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uhh, this is a bindega and they only have them in new york

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly's avatar The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social
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What's striking about this grid from JL Partners Polling earlier this month is just how little British people care about all the anti-woke moral panic bullshit despite how much of the discourse it constantly monopolises in every single nook and cranny of the UK press.

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Helen Day's avatar Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social
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The modern world in old Ladybird books. “Clean air in a modern city“ ‘Air’ (1975) Artist: Gerald Witcomb

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Bethany Black's avatar Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social
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It’s the sort of speech that wouldn’t have had any pushback before Brianna Ghey’s mum visited parliament. Progress is done in small increments followed by pushback, if the pushback is smaller than the progress the next bit of progress will be further.

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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Am I the only one who finds "ChatGPT" an incredibly annoying name? It's just a horrible combination of sounds that makes anyone saying it sound like a smug dickhead

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John Girvin's avatar John Girvin @nivrig.bsky.social
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[walks into forest never to return]

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Movies Silently's avatar Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social
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Reminder that Musk wants his users to use Twitter as an everything app, including banking.

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Autism Powers's avatar Autism Powers @petervulfranc.bsky.social
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I dunno, maybe “every artist’s body of work is secretly a Da Vinci Code Roman a clef Rubik’s cube” isn’t all that productive

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Stephen Bush's avatar Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social
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As Ed Miliband ends the ban on onshore wind and moves to classify it as national infrastructure (i.e. like pylons, the secretary of state approves them and a local council can't go 'we have quite enough power to be going on with) I once again find myself thinking about Rishi Sunak's 2024 campaign.

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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I sent this image to my 14yo on WhatsApp a few months ago and he didn't react at the time but yesterday he referred to it in conversation and mentioned he'd sent it to his friends who declared me to be a "Chill Dad" unlike theirs who "only send Facebook memes"

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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The Beatles are unusual for UK artists of their era in that, from pretty early on, nearly everything they recorded was kept in case it was of value. So I don't think EMI were *that* worried.

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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For US artists yeah, but two was generally the max for UK artists. Capitol clearly did want more, and did squeeze three albums out of every two UK ones - I can only assume the few outtakes that were around were consciously held back, or they'd have been stuck on Beatles '65 or Yesterday And Today.

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Art Of Coop's avatar Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social
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look, it's everyones' favorite Star Wars characters, 2nd Hero Droid and Tertiary Hero Droid!

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Eddie Robson's avatar Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social
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To an extent I guess it's that there was such demand for material from them, anything they did would get released - but the existence of a handful of outtakes indicates there was *some* quality control at work.

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Katharine LaRonde's avatar Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
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If the French defeat the Nazis and America doesn’t, we will have to retire some of our most cherished jokes.

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