"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) @comfortingmoo.online

Finally a cop car that sets itself on fire.

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Halaylah the Elder, of No House @halaylah.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

So we can disable them by spraying them with water? Cool.

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Odie @theodeity.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

Urguably a good use of taxes

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syliva palth @161dalmatians.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

those bastards, they finally did it (takes off glasses dramatically)

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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc @alexandraerin.com [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

Under no circumstance do you have to hand it to a Tesla. *Police cybertruck drives itself into a lake* Excuse me, I'm being handed a correction...

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🍉 I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

The vehicle experienced an incineration event, and immediately following the officers were observed to have severe burns

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Baked_Rachel🏳️‍⚧️ @bakedrachel.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

Howling 💀💀💀💀

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Hallam Werebrock @hallamwerebrock.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

This is serious Robocop nonsense.

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Cy-Fi🐱🌹🔞 @cyiancefiction.starholder.space [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

I can barely read the side and it looks like it says blart

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Hadespuppy @hadespuppy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

Efficiency!

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@maryan506.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

Good news for getaway drivers!

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Dunkin' Idahos @wendlle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

The only thing written in the requisition report's Justification Box is "When hit a people, we want cut em in half". Stapled to the report are twelve gruesome crayon drawings.

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Foxy HxC Macfly ⸸♪🇵🇸🕊️ @randomdeadbird.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

Upside is if the cops chase you, all you need is a slightly bumpy road or a knees high puddle

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Autumn,the best of the seasons🏳️‍⚧️♿ @fallgirlautie.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

We can make them rust quicker and bankrupt the police

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

Yeah I’m like at least they don’t fuckn work

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fadednick @fadednick.dev [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

weakness: air, fire, water, earth

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JayZero @jayzero9.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

Is there gonna be a big social push back against Tesla when these police Tesla cybertrucks drive themselves into large bodies of water, and the police officers can't get out of them?

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Rich Puchalsky ⚑ @richpuchalsky.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

(Sheriffs chasing Dukes of Hazzard) "Got to get them boys before they reach the county line!" (cop car crashes comically into small pond) Sheriffs: "Dang, we ... the water's coming in. Can't open the door!" (sheriffs drown, season ends)

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Dulchie, is deoch orm, éist. @skrynesaver.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:46 UTC

Fully automated luxury communism is at hand

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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

given their tendency to crash their cars doing dumb bullshit you know the worker's comp/death claims will jump

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Reed Noel @aerius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

They're automating all the good working class jobs!!

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Jennifer🏳️‍⚧️ @jennible.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

Maybe we'll get lucky and they will park themselves in the ocean.

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chadzia dax 🖖🏻 😷 🔞 @m00psy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

defect and swerve

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Foxfomycin @caconym.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

I want to believe that whoever took the picture knew of the meaning behind the fire diamond in the background and staged the picture accordingly. "Extreme danger to health, fire hazard below 25°C, violent reaction risk."

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H.D. Gregg @hdgregg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Where can we donate to this cause?

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Adam is just a lowly Tarnished🔜 BitSummit @thatbeardoadam.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

This is going to be harder to roll during riots. Still, we know the windows are easy to break and you could probably short it out with water.

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Rick Healey, man out of thyme @twotothefifth.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

A cop car that can brick itself.

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Globulous Gutgurgle @inmediasrage.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

A cop car that, when it crashes, breaks multiple bones in the passengers is a good thing actually and I'm glad the state has elected for Natural Selection as part of policing reform

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Jay Novak, Genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

It looks like a car Robocop would drive. That's Robocop (2014), not Robocop (1987).

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Morticia91 @morticia91.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 12:54 UTC

Also noted: The company that installs the lights and gun racks can't install an apostrophe correctly in its own advertising. I think this thing is going to go Boeing on its first day.

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Morticia91 @morticia91.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

"...at least one California-based Tesla alterations company is officially advertising Cybertruck “upfitting” packages to police and other “tactical response” customers." Tactical response customers? Oh, like Meal Team 6?

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Morticia91 @morticia91.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

No problem. All you have to do to disable one is blow on it really hard. Or moderately hard. Or just wait for a gentle breeze. One wet road could immobilize an entire PD.

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Amy-Elizabeth @amyelizabeth.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

Innovation I can get behind.

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🔞DoodleDoggy_TTV💥VTuber and Cartoonist @doodledoggy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

LOL

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Samio @samio.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

gotta hand it to melonboy, I didn't think they could make a worse car

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mez @mynameismez.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

Outstanding

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Benny Six Cats @teeveeben.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

Choked on my cheerios

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Oly @olyfisher.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

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Ashford @ashokhotnik.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

Lazy kids... Back in MY day we had to set cop cars on fire BY HAND!

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Jadzia, Princess Knight 🏳️‍⚧️ @jadzia.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

On the other hand since it can, and probably will set itself on fire, isn't that taking yet another job away from people? 🤔

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Rue: THE RUEVENATOR 🇵🇸 @rushine.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

Looking forward to cops nudging a suspect's car in a highway chase whilst in the cybertruck and all of them breaking their legs cos it has no shock absorption qualities.

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Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

You know when two horrible people get together, and you are relieved that they’re together and hope they’re monogamous, because they deserve each other? … I’d be happier if it weren’t costing taxpayer dollars, but I can’t think of anyone who deserves a cybertruck more.

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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

Just as well it's fully bulletproof.

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SanMarcos 🍉🍒🚤🏭 Meme thief @sanmarcos.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

🤣

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@crimsondynamo4.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

Boo Thunder

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Granddad [Yoshimitsu Main™️] @granddad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

Damn this is way better than mine. I salute 🫡

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Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

Damn yours is better

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Driftless Thinking @mndriftless.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

Canned deviled ham?

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Arcturax @arcturax.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

Weak against lemonade

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Steven Vesci @vescis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

All cybertrucks are bastards

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Kasey Feral Smith @ihazrabies.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

The kind of technological automation I've been dreaming of!

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THE Bryan Wenzel @bryanwenzel.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

This is where Verhoven steps in and notes that the company is infringing on his OCP vibe, right?

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