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Shrimp Fandango

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Mentally unstable transgender boricua from New Jersey 24 she/her


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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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it's Touch a Titty Thursday !!! everyone give it up for Touch a Titty Thur--- wait. what it's not-- everyone give it up for Fondle a Faggot Friday,

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nattie winters's avatar nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
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i think it’s good when people post about their weird sex shit online. online should be as hostile as possible toward anyone trying to use online for normal reasons because the people that want to use online for normal reasons are complete psychopaths.

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Shrimp Fandango's avatar Shrimp Fandango @cranqdis.bsky.social
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Famously good President Ronald Reagan

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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marissa walmart dog's avatar marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social
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sometimes u just gotta sniff a girls shirt and jack off. joe biden should be cubed by the cube from cube

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Striped Sorceress (Emergency Comms)'s avatar Striped Sorceress (Emergency Comms) @stripedsorc.bsky.social
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Late night surprise for everyone!

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Some terf tweeted a creep shot of me at the Dyke March l o l

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lena wife's avatar lena wife @nebulena.net
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the demi urge to fashion the material universe

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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im here to smoke weed and shove things up my butt. and i have a lot of weed actually u want any i got like way too much

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Winton Kidd 🔞's avatar Winton Kidd 🔞 @wintonkidd.bsky.social
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I was surprised and delighted when patrons voted for the prompt "pegging couple" instead of a fanart character pinup, because then I got to make these : )

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Shrimp Fandango's avatar Shrimp Fandango @cranqdis.bsky.social
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There’s the Anbernic Win600 and the Ayn Loki’s cheaper models but honestly the cheap Steam Deck is already at such a thin profit margin that as a budget model youd be saving a pretty small amount (like less than $100 afaik) for a pretty significant drop in quality

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Playzholder🔞 (Commissions Open 5/5 Spots Taken)'s avatar Playzholder🔞 (Commissions Open 5/5 Spots Taken) @playzholder.bsky.social
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Karlach bonding with Lae'zel down by the river.

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FiRez's avatar FiRez @firez.bsky.social
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Here are a couple of extra topless versions of the #pixelart wallpaper I posted the other day. If you like these pls consider supporting me on Patreon or Gumroad. There you will find tons more exclusives related to this and several other pieces.
patreon.com/firez & firez.gumroad.com/l/sub

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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‘We don’t want your hostile, male-socialized, AMAB trauma inducing, 4chan-brained, not uplifting marginal voices, not-all-transfemmes-but-sometimes-always-a-transfemme-‘ ‘Jack, just say ‘tranny’. This is taking forever.’

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🔻Gill Kaiman🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻's avatar 🔻Gill Kaiman🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻 @billkezos.bsky.social
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(Jean-Nonce Pedeauphile, from the city Coeur d’Antisémitisme, in the sleepy province of Mort-aux-Arabes, taking a break from a participating in the local Easter tradition of re-enacting a 14th century pogrom): those backwards Americaines

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Shrimp Fandango's avatar Shrimp Fandango @cranqdis.bsky.social
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Fire Walk With Me best movie they’ve made yet in the entire world

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Chandler Bing I know what you are

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kara the clysm's avatar kara the clysm @kara.clysm.gay
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The one where Chandler Sees The TV Glow

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🔻Gill Kaiman🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻's avatar 🔻Gill Kaiman🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻 @billkezos.bsky.social
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POVs That Would Fix Me

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👯‍♀️ lydelle buster 👯‍♀️'s avatar 👯‍♀️ lydelle buster 👯‍♀️ @babyshoes4cash.com
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i don't know how to put it, it has a certain, jamiroquai,

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Rory Blank (on vacation)'s avatar Rory Blank (on vacation) @roryblank.bsky.social
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Day 56 Trapped Under The Boulder

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Ridley Scott take notes

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Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it)'s avatar Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) @sineadthefae.bsky.social
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what, like it was supposed to hurt? 😅 (sorry i’m so proud of this thing im gonna be showing it off a bit for a while.)

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Shrimp Fandango's avatar Shrimp Fandango @cranqdis.bsky.social
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Bottoms should be seen and not heard

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You are literally a hole

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Everything else about you makes you a bottom

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june's avatar june @junlper.bsky.social
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bidens bold new strategy of doing the exact opposite of what his voter base wants during an election year is revolutionary

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𐌶𐍉𐌴's avatar 𐌶𐍉𐌴 @zoewithay.bsky.social
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y'all digging through my google drive amd fresh outta boymode Zoë took some fire nudes

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Shrimp Fandango's avatar Shrimp Fandango @cranqdis.bsky.social
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How the fuck do you get hormones in this stupid ass country I’m in

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Big DeVito Energy's avatar Big DeVito Energy @mayawest.online
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Happy Friday

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