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Crockett Houghton

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Writer of Novels & Stuff & Things
Virginia (for now) | linktr.ee/crockettforreal

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offered freely haha

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Reading is fundamental some might say

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Oh noooooi

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Facts

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perfect

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Facts

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She’s a boss

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I looked it up and it turns out there were zero book related deaths in 2023 and so far none in 2024 so, I don’t know, books may not be the problem.

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I never thought I would read "Masks are proven to protect against the transmission of Covid-19 and other airborne viruses" in The New York Times but there it is. Thank you Violet Affleck. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/10/s...

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Not everyone can be a silly goose. Someone has to be the grim gander

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Aging is the process of pain becoming less and less surprising

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Sharks should have a Human Week culminating with them watching Jaws and crying at the end.

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Many men my age would love to be able to sit around & play video games all day but can't- because their partner has other hobbies/interests that make it impossible. The trick is to find a significant other who is as into gaming as you are. What I'm saying is, folks- I'm living the dream.

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[me while driving in my car right now] why are all these other people driving in their cars right now

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*waves to a cat in a window* See, Mom, I told you I have friends in my neighborhood

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I’m never letting this one go, in fact she often says “I’m keeping you forever”so I think it’s gonna be okay

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My gf loves gaming and is the best gamer I’ve ever met, we crush games all day together and it is pure bliss. (Read this as- she’s far better than me and I love it)

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Many men my age would love to be able to sit around & play video games all day but can't- because their partner has other hobbies/interests that make it impossible. The trick is to find a significant other who is as into gaming as you are. What I'm saying is, folks- I'm living the dream.

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That’s why every other week I chop it’s head off

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"Girl Dinner" was just explained to me and that's how I learned I've been eating girl dinner all along. A sleeve of crackers, chunk of cheese & a pile of grapes? That's me, girl dinner. Three pizza rolls, two chicken nuggets, and a Taco Bell hot sauce? That's me, girl dinner.

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Ghosting my landlord by hiding in the walls and haunting the house when he tries to rent it out

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Sharing videos is a real love language, my gf and I send each other so many things 😂

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[showing my wife a video clip that i want her to love and cherish just as much as i do] babe look how dumb this is

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If I was in charge that’s an instant promotion, think outside the box protect your secret identity. Those people have no foresight

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Inventing a generator that runs on corn dogs and corn dog-precursors

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I don't think she is denigrating judgement toward anyone but rather stating her very valid and personal reasons as to why she feels the choice was made for her. If you feel like that speaks to you or attacks you, that's on you.

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As a millennial in their 30s, it's really bullshit that my choices are: have a baby during a rampant pandemic while the climate is collapsing & know that it is going to grow up in an absolute hell world where it is unsafe to go to the doctors -or- just never have kids. Like, what the fuck.

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If you’re ever having a bad day just remember, there once was a lady who lived in a shoe.

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