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David Ezer

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I once publicly embarrassed Paul Singer, AMA


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Another reason to hate the fuckin’ NY Times, the bee won’t accept MOTORMAN

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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë's avatar K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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Actually I guess he stepped away a few years ago but they never took down the page on the TPUSA site

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Since there’s no way to force him out there are 2 options: 1) he stays in and everyone’s constantly freaking out and that drives media narrative about his age which worsens the freak out and 2) he stays in so it’s time to be the hallelujah chorus to support him and change the conversation. Pick one

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WildGorillaMan's avatar WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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Make a band more vegetable: Vegan Meatloaf

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See bluesky is nice because every response isn’t The Bear.

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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You change the conversation, which is badly needed. And you short circuit quite a bit of the Gaza issue. I’m not her biggest fan but it’s the best path forward especially if she puts Whitmer or buttigieg as her vp

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I also am exhausted all the time and yell at Netanyahu

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I mean I’m old and was a reader of Pandagon, but I don’t really remember that. Course he had much lower profile and Clark fizzled out. But unless he’s engaging seriously with how Harris steps aside in a non-damaging way (maybe by becoming AG?) this open convention shite may as well involve orcs

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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Just imagine how The Newsroom would handle this

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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I see Ezra Klein is sorkin his own dick again today

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Leonard Leo’s buttplug is going to get a workout tonight

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No reason to stop at 6

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A musk of cybertrucks

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@mitchellepner.bsky.social it’s not a hate crime in NY (or anywhere else) to spray paint “fuck god” on an anti-abortion billboard, right? Trying to end a fight on Nextdoor. Vandalism, sure, and offensive to believers, but people are melting down about it being a hate crime.

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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Weird entry in the “how do you approach” genre but ok

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All I wanted from Rogue One was a Star Wars spin on Where Eagles Dare but they fucked that up to hell and back

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Let’s be fair to Thomas. YOU try spending six weeks in a camper with an agitated woman talking nonstop about dead people voting in Georgia and see if YOU don’t want to keep your fuckin gun.

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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How am I old and haven’t lived in L.A. In 30 years but I know exactly what this is I also know Wally George

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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But airplane! was a parody of Zero Hour, not of Airport

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Titanic, keep Kate winslet

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, keep Salma Hayek

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The train heist scene made me realize how much of a miss rogue one was that should’ve just been where eagles dare in Star Wars aesthetic. One story, good characters, no bullshit

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I think that last one was in THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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🎵 [eleanor rigby] Mrs alito Hoisted her flag upside down at her house Spit at a lady

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I saw one at my kid’s school last night. Looks like a cylon fucking a file cabinet

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Orange girl cat owner solidarity

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Jason O. Gilbert's avatar Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
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He's more Bearnaise than man at this point

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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Beau Is Afraid is very definitely not for everyone but when you understand the director said it was a like a Jewish lord of the rings it really all makes sense

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David milch was supposedly working on exactly that, but alas he died before it went anywhere

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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But you had to look it up and copy/paste

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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Bari Weiss interviewed jerry Seinfeld and you know Alana is fuming she didn’t get to publish it

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David Ezer's avatar David Ezer @daezer.bsky.social
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You date one high school student when you’re 40 and you think you’re equipped to talk about masculinity

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