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Hereβs a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it
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Yummy. π«ΆπΌ
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Okβ€οΈβπ₯
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Praise be.
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So unfair you're not sitting on my face.
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Oh I'm up now
What if I like it on my knees though?
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I think we'd rise to the occassion & find a sweet rhythm maybe..
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Please stop DMing me your gock. My box is bursting.
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Drop to my knees.
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if smoking weed can have negative effects on your memory then imagine what smoking weed could do
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I'm still in the bath but I'm game.
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the difference between the two is Biden found the first statement objectionable
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How US presidents be campaigning
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Dear god(dess) πβ€οΈβπ₯
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what if we convince cybertruck owners they have to season them like cast iron pans
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Certainly sounds like something AEW should do immediately.
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*Record scratch*
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Good sigh. Just exhausting not being able to bury my face between your thighs.
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Sigh π₯Ί
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I just want to bump into* RJ City today.
*With the back of my throat.
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This is quite a one-two punch
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Elon Musk & X just announced that they'd help pay legal fees for a Canadian doctor to defend her against efforts to "cancel her speech"
but X left out a major detail
the doctor is the one who filed the lawsuit to silence her critics' speech (and lost) mashable.com/article/elon...
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"womens wrestling" except instead of two women attacking each other its a stage with a single tgirl on it who has to wrestle with her womanhood
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Camped outside last night, slept in a cave and woke up refreshed as fuck.
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we let rich assholes convince us (through politicians) that we need more cops to keep us safe cause we're supposed to be scared of each other . but really . the rich assholes are just scared of us
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I like everything about this. π₯Ίπ«¦
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