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Dan Royal
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I, personally, love building skills. I watch videos about it all the time and find this completely believable.
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Dan Royal@danroyal.bsky.social |
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Hilarious bumbling sitcom dad from Detroit Engineers Without Borders // rec soccer // world domination // but mostly just jokes Posting in front of a live studio audience
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Dan Royal
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I, personally, love building skills. I watch videos about it all the time and find this completely believable.
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Dan Royal
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I hope what we're seeing is the Biden team transitionng from the "we have complete confidence in our quarterback" phase to the "we have ✌️complete confidence✌️ in our quarterback" phase
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Dan Royal
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You can't make a "purple" air quality alert without the RED WHITE and BLUE baby
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Dan Royal
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Dan Royal
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They could just swap spots on the ticket. No more bad debates and people can still keep their old yard signs if they want to!
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Dan Royal
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Late drama in Dusseldorf!
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Dan Royal
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Thinking I might fuck around and commit some official acts
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andy™
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JOHN R: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the idea that the President is not above the law BAYLESS: Absolutely JOHN R: BUT!
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Dan Royal
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This is bad
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Dan Royal
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Thank you for saying this. Your post helped me today.
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Dan Royal
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So we can have a little reproductive care. As a treat.
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Dan Royal
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For father's day my son built us a deck and invited all our friends over for a party.
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Dan Royal
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Which Kart though?
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Dan Royal
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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct
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“In Despicable Me 3 the minions are shown working for villains from a T-Rex to Napoleon, post Napoleon they go live in an ice cave for 150 years so the writers don’t have to show them working for the Confederacy, for King Leopold, Woodrow Wilson, Franco, and Hitler, as I’ll explain in this TED Talk”
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Dan Royal
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Hopefully the designers don't see this post. Could be some bruised EGos.
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In These Times
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New comics from Niccolo Pizarro, Jen Sorensen, Pia Guerra and Tom Tomorrow:
inthesetimes.com/article/comi...
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Dan Royal
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Love to download an app that's free with in-app purchases but then the in-app purchases are like "you have to buy this app"
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Dan Royal
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You ever tried adding it to yogurt to make strawberry yogurt? Just curious
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Dan Royal
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Seems like after living at work for years on end they really are just pinning to take one, fairly standard vacation
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Dan Royal
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"lay flat to dry" is an extremely condescending care instruction. Like ok you're just assuming I own the extra 4.5 square feet of property needed to dry this? Housing costs are so high soon no one will be able to afford dry sweaters.
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Hurtdeer (deer emoji)
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Happy pride month. Time to post birdo
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
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*beatboxing sounds*
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Dan Royal
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To put 34 counts into perspective here's what just one would like
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Dan Royal
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My plan is to move in right at the minimum age and take the pickleball league by storm
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Dan Royal
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One thing I've realized since becoming a parent: Raffi chose the best path in life. Forget about being a rockstar or pro athlete or whatever. If you want to have the absolute most fun become a performer of wholesome and hilarious kids music
youtu.be/-CSxGHve60E?...
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Dan Royal
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I bought a microwave a few years ago that has a silent mode and it's such a game changer. Companies have duped us into thinking we need to hear their appliances beep and boop and ring and whistle. It's all a lie!
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Dan Royal
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Pardon me did you use portrait mode to photograph your ribs???
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Dan Royal
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A lot of people are asking questions about my "honorary one year KKK member" tee shirt which are already answered by the shirt
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Dan Royal
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Dan Royal
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Still not sure why judges don't understand this🤷♂️
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Dan Royal
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I'm feeling a sudden urge to throw tea into a harbor
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Dan Royal
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Always get a second opinion on restorative dentistry! A lot of dentists will recommend overly aggressive treatments when something simpler might work just fine. Shop around!
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Dan Royal
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Yeah I remember him gushing about Brown during his confirmation. I'm thinking we all know he'd vote to overturn it if he had the chance. But certainly there would be consequences for something like that though, right? 🤷♂️
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Dan Royal
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The Detroit People's Food Coop
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Dan Royal
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At long last, this is it. This is certainly the end of Donald J Trump.
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Dan Royal
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Rolling up on this food coop like
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Dan Royal
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Adding "knowing how books work" to the list of things police can't be trusted with
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Dan Royal
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Everybody's doing it
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andré carrington
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The students at my school did this. They negotiated for it, they got it, and they're disbanding their encampment now that they're done. Not one arrest. No police. The first campus in the UC system to do it.
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Nurbsy
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May the third
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Tim Onion
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From the archives.
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Dan Royal
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Just in case anyone is wondering, here's what DJ Kahled is up to on Snapchat
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Dan Royal
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Peanut butter. That is all.
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Dan Royal
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If you the parking lots in Detroit charging $100 annoys you wait until I tell you about the free taxpayer money the mayor gave them to do basic shit like sweep their sidewalks and cut their grass or whatever
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Dan Royal
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Me and the boys getting ready to post gifs
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Dan Royal
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Setting my AI assistant to detect any AI-generated emails and immediately send a reply that's twice as long asking for clarification on the initial email.
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Seth Masket
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I hate this kind of rhetoric. The highest priority for a university just has to be the creation and dissemination of knowledge. If “safety” truly outranks all other goals, that justifies all sorts of abuses, and also just staying home instead of going to school and learning.
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Dan Royal
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This year's toy-only Seder plate
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Dan Royal
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They're just making up Pokemon now smh
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