Dennis B. Hooper

@dennisbhooper.bsky.social

The 2024 candidates with John Waters mustaches

Jun 11, 2024 at 07:09 UTC

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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 11:24 UTC

This changes everything.

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

I didn't know John Barron was running for president

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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

This version of Biden would pick up your grandma on a European vacation and swindle her out of all her money.

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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:34 UTC

The actor that plays all of them.

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Ghostly @ghostly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

FWIW, John Waters got his mustache from Little Richard, which he admits proudly.

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

Thank you

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Clambot @clambot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

oh i finally figured out that trump looks like jackie gleason in smokey and the bandit

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DG @amideadyet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

Tbh biden is pulling it off

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Fuckminster @fuckminster.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 08:43 UTC

How do they all pull it off

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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

This is perfect: Trump’s would be obviously crooked and shitty. RFK’s is right & tight, but it’s the only thing about him that makes sense. Biden’s looks like he acquiesced at last minute and his first words are: “it’s an honor to be going as gay icon Johnny Whoppers for Halloween.”

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