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Mr Cant@cant.solar |
101 followers 434 following 470 posts
boomer highs, millennial lows
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Foz Meadows
@fozmeadows.bsky.social
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being in my late thirties feels like I'm a third of the way into playing a really involved rpg and have only just got a sufficient handle on the game mechanics to realise all the ways I've been playing it wrong, only I can't restart or roll a new character and cross-classing late is punitive.
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Chad Loder
@chadloder.bsky.social
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As the OP notes, every time the Democrats lose badly, their instinct is to move rightward.
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andy™
@andylevy.net
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shoutout to penguin books for thinking i wasn't depressed enough
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Mr Cant
@cant.solar
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I've been a Dude for as long as I can but I think I'm starting to crack
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Paperback Paradise
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
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Book
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Mere Smith
@evilgalprods.bsky.social
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remember when studio heads actually liked and made movies
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Kate Klonick
@klonick.bsky.social
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Something I never knew existed when I was younger: There is an elite system of arbitrage in which the rich want to be famous and hang out with famous people; famous people want to be seen as smart and hang out with smart people, and smart people want money so they hang out with rich people.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC
@mattnegrin.bsky.social
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Imagine if you will a charismatic public figure with a fully functioning brain, hyper focused on shocking the public to rally for justice and spaying corruption by yanking a lever within reach, a member of a body with ostensibly broad power yet paralyzed by cowards, located precisely in the twili—
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Mr Cant
@cant.solar
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hallmarks of a cosmic intervention
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POKEY THE PENGUIN
@pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
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VOTE FOR POKEY!!! POKEY 2023!!!!
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Brooke Binkowski
@brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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Fuck that, I want everyone to know how bad they fucked up by not listening to me
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André Greppi | DRES13
@dres13.bsky.social
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Hey hey #PortfolioDay
I’m André - a visual artist and creative director reimagining Marge Simpson as a sword-wielding assassin cutting a blood soaked path of vengeance through the streets of Springjuku
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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Very funny that the Times was so certain about the panic they were causing that they set up a little live update election-season scoreboard for it
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Amateur Expert Opinions
@amateurexpertop.bsky.social
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i know Chomsky's haram now or w/e but "agenda-setting media" and "manufacturing consent" are real things you can observe in action, today
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McNutcase
@mcnutcase.bsky.social
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"But I don't want the children of billionaires to get free college too!" A) shitbird attitude B) rounding error C) having rich parents doesn't necessarily mean you're rich D) means testing is more expensive than just giving it to everybody
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Holly Croft
@hollycroft.bsky.social
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Yes, voting for the viable candidate least likely to take away your rights is always the best choice. Sorry if they happen to not agree with you on every issue and also may be the wrong gender, race, orientation, or age. That’s still the correct choice.
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Uncut Femmes
@juliagiantrat.bsky.social
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Hey dude, wake up. You really had us going there for a minute. Bluesky? Discourse? What the hell are you talking about, we're midway through this monopoly game and you got really scared and freaked out after taking a very minor hit off these stems. It's September 10th 2001, everything's fine dude.
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Mr Cant
@cant.solar
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I don't know what I need
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
@dumbmike.bsky.social
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SATAN: Welcome to HELL! I hope you're looking forward to eternal torment. ME: Pass. I'm gonna head out. SATAN: Fair enough. You were a very good boy, after all. Enjoy the endless warmth of being in the presence of God that is your reward. ME: I will. Thank you, Satan. SATAN: You're welcome, Michael.
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Katharine LaRonde
@katlaronde.bsky.social
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If the French defeat the Nazis and America doesn’t, we will have to retire some of our most cherished jokes.
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Palgolak
@palgolak.bsky.social
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A band that everyone agrees sucked shit play one gig in Manchester - everyone who attends goes on to form their own band, shaping UK music for decades. Their artist is the nephew of the founder of the druidic order. You're telling me that this is all "a coincidence"? and that "this is a Wendy's"?
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the Mountain Goats
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
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seriously I cannot get enough. cry more. cry harder. understand that as long as people draw breath the opposition to fascism is stronger than you. whatever your reasons for being a fascist, know every time that your gains will be short ones which you'll relinquish in tears every. fuckin. time
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Blue sky jerk
@rajandelman.bsky.social
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Tapping the sign
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Helen Kennedy
@helenkennedy.bsky.social
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Ouch
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Mr Cant
@cant.solar
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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This one hurts not gonna lie
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WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”
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Jana H-S (they/she)
@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
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editor: you write that joke about the cybertruck jana: sure did boss. real depressing just like you asked
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Melissa Gira Grant
@melissagiragrant.com
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if we are running cops now: scully/fluke man 2024
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Eric Allen Hatch
@ericallenhatch.bsky.social
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reskeet if owls not like us
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Nolan Void
@wolter.bsky.social
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Every time I see the cover of this OMD singles collection on my phone, I think “is this loss?”
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Katie Mack
@astrokatie.com
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Went to a clinic today for a routine medical thing and was once again amazed by the number of people who are happy to hang out and just freely breathe in all the air juice inside the germ emporium
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Stephen Judkins
@stephenjudkins.bsky.social
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Given how shockingly in the tank the media seems to be for Trump, I think this occurred precisely when it became clear he'd peel off more voters from Trump than from Biden
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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Howard Dean seems like a pretty replacement level dem so I guess who cares but it’s a pretty good look at how the media furrowing their brows and going “we’re very concerned” is 100% bullshit nonsense that they arbitrarily apply to whatever story seems cool to them
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Andrew Otis Weiss
@thatweissguy.bsky.social
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I would like to have this term clearly defined, please, because I can think of multiple meanings for it and none of them are good.
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Mr Cant
@cant.solar
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here i am staring at my phone the whole time waiting for the blanket to dry folding my shirts, socks in a pi-i-i-i-i-ile
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Mr Cant
@cant.solar
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maybe they should switch and see what happens
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Mr Cant
@cant.solar
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gimme that night laundry, night laundry i know how to do it
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Orcspiration
@orcspiration.bsky.social
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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
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Mr Cant
@cant.solar
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i've seen post-debate arguments that Biden is surrounded by a decision-sharing team so voters shouldn't be afraid he can't handle the job and i have to wonder if any of those smart team members ever suggested that the debate itself was a high-risk low-reward gamble and that he shouldn't do it
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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Ahhhhh
@nerdjpg.com
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Problem with this idea: they don’t care if you live or die
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Iron Spike
@ironspike.bsky.social
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In a purely bloodless, bottom-line sense, nuking the Iron Circus Twitter of +20k followers would make no appreciable difference to our results. Zero! How the fuck did it all rot away this quickly? ...I mean, I know the partial answer, we all do. But still.
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Jeph Jacques
@ass.golf
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thinking to myself "is this person who replied to me real or an engagement bot" is some fuckin william gibson ass shit
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Joel Morris
@gralefrit.bsky.social
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BBC misses chance to send Damian Grammaticus to interview Thangam Debonnaire. This country.
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Max Berger
@maxberger.bsky.social
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aric
@aghastronaut.bsky.social
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I think I like feet the normal amount
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Mr Cant
@cant.solar
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why are they playing the Indiana Jones music
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Mr Cant
@cant.solar
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my expression when i'm on the longest down escalator in town and the unmasked person in front of me coughs the entire way
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social
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The New York Times Crisis of Confidence: badly shaken in the wake of bad editorial decisions, many are calling for the paper to resign.
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