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Devilpants@devilpants.bsky.social |
39 followers 345 following 453 posts
any/yours (yes, seriously) ☑ this user does not want to see or be seen by straight people
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Johanna Taylor @ 🏠👻
@johannamation.bsky.social
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I’ve received some client work/commissions lately who told me they tried make art with AI, and they hated the result so much and were turned off of it entirely, and decided it was worth paying an artist for a proper illustration, and idk I’ll admit it bandaged my faith in humanity a bit ☺️
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Pavel
@spavel.bsky.social
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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.
AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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I don't know if I'd call it hope that I'm maintaining but it sure is something, and I'm doing it by learning how to use and maintain firearms
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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same vibes as young earth creationists who believe dinosaur bones were put there by satan to test our faith
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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why do porn accounts keep doing that thing where they follow some rando and expect to be followed back? does that ever actually work? I once had one who repeatedly followed and unfollowed like trying to get my attention bitch I am surviving on ramen and spam, I can't afford your photo set
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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sorry, the only vibes I can send are completely rancid and entirely noxious, but I'll send them at whatever is making you ill instead
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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I am of course referring to this
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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it's amazing how something that has been cool and based and true for years suddenly becomes cringe and wrong and false as soon as a transfem with an audience repeats it
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Shiv Ramdas
@nameshiv.bsky.social
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every time I see someone complain about unions I think about how unions were the consensus alternative to the previous system of burning the factory owner alive inside his house
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Chloé Stawski
@chlowski.bsky.social
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from the bottom of my heart
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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Name me like an optional postgame superboss please
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Corey Brickley Illustration
@coreybrickley.bsky.social
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Okay so to be clear we are destroying power grids, the livelihoods of actual humans beings, and communication/research infrastructure for the sake of an algorithm that converts stolen data into unreliable stolen data and consistently loses millions of dollars. Just to be clear
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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It sure does! AND IT'S NOT SWORDMAGE, and it will never BE swordmage. Nobody can replace swordmage.
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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Pathfinder means no D&D 4e swordmage (the best and coolest class), not interested
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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It's so beautifully written and reflects the sentiment so many of us are feeling, but my favourite part is that it's upsetting the dumbest motherfuckers alive
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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an enormous pile of inventory-clogging gray items, they just keep spilling out of my corpse like a Diablo 2 boss loot explosion no money, though
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it's gita time
@xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
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I think a lot of interpersonal conflict specifically in internet spaces also comes from the discomfort of just disliking people. But it’s very normal to dislike people. It’s natural and it is not something you need to examine for it’s morality.
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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I sincerely regret not stealing way more stuff from my last job.
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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I always liked how Secret of Mana did it, with numbers starting off small and getting bigger as damage values went higher. When the damage numbers went up a font size, you FELT your characters (and the monsters) getting stronger.
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Scissors
@rningscissors.bsky.social
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“That’s taking the easy way out” I know. That’s why I took it.
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The Volatile Mermaid
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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Nobody is trying to turn your kids gay, but people are trying to turn your kids Nazi.
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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#makeaterriblecomicday2024
that explains everything
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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I live in a walk-up, and I absolutely will push someone down the stairs if they throw a tantrum about not taking off their filthy disgusting outdoor shoes in my nice clean home. I'm not kidding, I keep my floors so clean you could eat off them, that's not an exaggeration
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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Keep up the good work! We keep us safe 👍
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Stovey 🍍
@stovey.thequeer.house
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life is way too short to not be whimsical
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John Scalzi
@scalzi.com
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I think every generation has myths it tells about itself. This is why older people are often upset that "Boomer" is now so frequently used a pejorative; it was the generation that famously said never to trust anyone over 30, and now they're the people folks under 30 definitively do not trust.
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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I thought bro gamers hated when things change, you'd think they'd be glad for a game that's so much like the olhahaha just kidding none of these dumb idiots have ever played Mario 3
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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Is this the predecessor to the 1970s conversation pit?
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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(counter goes neither up nor down, but instead lurches to the side)
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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just kidding, shareholders are incapable of human emotions
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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nooooooooo the results don't match the narrative! look what you did! our shareholders are crying! how dare you hurt the feelings of our precious precious shareholderrrrrrrrsssss
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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Well this fucking sucks. Tools like this help keep us safe, but I guess individual blocking will have to do until another team picks up where Aegis left off.
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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it's nice to be able to post without making a second or third follow-up post entirely of "this doesn't mean I hate waffles" type shit just to cut off gadflies and fully expecting everyone to reply in bad faith
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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"Leave if you don't like it" is super funny because I know how racists act when they run out of minorities to oppress -- they turn on each other, or even invent whole new minorities, or engage in never-good-enough purity testing on each other. Their whites-only paradise is pure fantasy.
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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"iT's JuSt NoT rEaLiStIc" Meanwhile they're over there wholeheartedly believing in systems that assume infinite growth on a world with finite resources while spewing garbage-assed malthusian propaganda.
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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specifically ex goons, and specifically not current goons
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Big DeVito Energy
@mayawest.online
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If I block you on Bluesky, you can send me 100 American dollars on one of my paid platforms. Please include the message "I am a worm. I'm sorry. here is my @. " if you make me block you again, the price goes up to 200. 🖤🧡🖤
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Baldur Bjarnason
@baldurbjarnason.com
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“I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity”
ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-...
> This isn't a recipe for disaster, it's a cookbook for someone looking to prepare a twelve course fucking catastrophe.
Today’s must-read
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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I see it as a win/win. If they stay and pay, then we get free school lunches, public transit, and infrastructure. If they leave, then that's one less money-poisoned abhuman weirdo meddling in local politics and spreading gentrification and generally being a magnet for corruption and idiocy.
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Devilpants
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there was a study that showed instead of being narcissists, the people who do that have strong sadistic tendencies -- they literally do it because they enjoy causing suffering
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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Can't get everyone, I guess -- it's a community-run labeller, after all
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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She already got the Boundary Violation label from Aegis and blocked👍
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sarah zedig
@hmsnofun.bsky.social
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i just want zoomers to know that computers were actually useful once. before the iphone/ipad/android/chromebook, computers ran software that was just like a program that did what it was supposed to do. also the internet used to have a lot of cool stuff on it that didn't give you an anxiety disorder
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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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Why are you LGBTQ+? Correct answers only Preferred to play female characters in every video game that would let me and in every tabletop RPG. Realized that no, not every guy is Like That, and it actually Meant Something.
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Marlowe Dobbe
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Quality of AI generative content aside, I am just SO thoroughly uninterested in things that are not made by people. All my favorite media is the stuff where you can tell that a person made specific decisions while making it. I want to feel a different person's personality present in it
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Tim Waits
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"Just A Small Town* Boy** With Nuthin' To Lose*** But My Truck****" *Exurban gated community within commuting distance of Atlanta **50 yrs old *** Because of the divorce ****$95,000 at 4.5%
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man it's a hot zone,
@mobute.bsky.social
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country songs used to be like "it's funny how i'm drinking myself to death here" and "funny how i work here and always fall in love with guys like him" and now they're all "i own a $95,000 truck" and "i support the US giving material, intelligence and logistical support for the liquidation of gaza"
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Amy A
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did you know there used to be writers where that was their whole job
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Elvie ❤️🔥🏳️🌈
@elviereads.bsky.social
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I think a lot about how the last few holdouts for the smallpox vaccine were dragged out of their homes and jabbed by police in the streets and I’m like. I mean. smallpox is gone forever now. it’s just gone. that’s a miracle.
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