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I've been vindicated by some random dude

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Merge two films: The Godfather part II part III

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It's sad to think about how the person who would have been the best in the world at delivering value to shareholders might well have been born thousands of years ago...

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at a certain point studying math you realize that if you can classify a thing as either not fucked up or fucked up it'll turn out that almost every one of the things will be in the fucked up category

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oh hey thanks for reminding me about vitali sets

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I often have heard of things

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Hey quick question. What did you mean by the all of what you said.

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if Kendrick releases a response in like a couple hours safe to say it wasn't

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we get to see if the "plus five" from Kendrick was a bluff or not at least

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Considering improving my ethics a bit

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denise ☎️'s avatar denise ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social
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I can phil it collins in the air tonight!!!

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considering their track record I think you'll be fine

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they're depreciating your ass over 20 years in structured finance bluesky

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mostly I think that's your argument because of the words you use in combination with the meaning of those words, but if you had something entirely separate from all that lets's hear it

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pretend you just fell out of a coconut tree

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"But his alabi began to unravel when it was discovered that years ago he had hired a documentarian to chronicle his eventual killing spree."

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So you lost the musical chairs, then

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are you asking me to prove that other people don't like you

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you know it's obvious to everyone else, right? they see you and size you up as someone who just gets angry to get angry within minutes of meeting you

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takes about 10 seconds of scrolling through your posts to understand why you'd be mad at someone calling out people whose "entire social media presence is being loud and angry to 'bad' people"

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I met an antique traveler who told me where I could get this sickaas statue out in the middle of the desert

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i believe in some things, like Vitamin B, but i dont believe in other things like catacombs and other hidden passages. i cant accept that people walk where i cannot see

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nothing is as it seems if you are an idiot who is always wrong

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that sounds a lot like framing an issue in a simple to understand way that resonates with the population at large, which has no place in politics

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Bidens current predicament brings to mind the story of Joan of Arc

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I guess that's right

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I'm about the farthest you can be from gormless. I have at least eight gorms.

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me and the Demiurge hang out on the weekend

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according to Wikipedia it appears to be synonymous with Liberal

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I'm not voting for Biden because he's too young

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"You now have two more wishes... okay actually hold on you need to explain yourself." "Cmon now I didn't break any rules right?" "Yeah, but 'I want to win every worldle in 3'? I can do anything, and that's what you wish for? Also, why 3? Why not 1?" "Didn't wish for this lecture, tell you that much"

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*youth pastor that doesn't really get the slang voice* you know who else 'served cunt'?

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if I was a billy goat I would absolutely get done with work on Friday and immediately drive to the goat shack and go to town on 70-80 tin cans of various food and eat the cans

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A real tearjerker, that one

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They know all the tricks there, believe me

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I feel like once they find poison in two or three rings they're just gonna expect poison in all of them though

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"Shit!" - still The Cusser

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And then they end up together

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My enemies are all very slightly evil, which speaks strongly to my barely positive character.

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(talking to a woman) hey beautiful. i’m so scared

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Mike's hard but hides it well

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Is this a sex thing?

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McDonalds is doing really bad meme ads on xwitter, which is likely the worst thing happening on that site right now

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judging you for the order in which you liked my posts

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