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Exercising my right to remain silent is my cardio.

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Thank you to everyone who has helped. We're getting closer to 1/4 when his money comes in. Cash needed to meet his needs until then. The PayPal is: @ConnorHunt16

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batkaren's avatar batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
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Pretty surprised to have made it this far in life with such minimal cursed relic interaction.

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Update. He's feeling better daily being housed. We've taken everything from our own home that we can to supply him in the mobile home. We've cooked & delivered meals. Returned unopened gifts to each other to use store credit on his needs. Cash needed until 1/4. PayPal is: @ConnorHunt16

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At my age, anywhere I live is an old folks home.

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Some people get irrationally upset when you neither need nor want anything from them because you’ve stolen their source of power

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Ash's avatar Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
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Asking people “Do you like my hat?” While not wearing one as a way to get people to stop talking to me.

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gdhdhdjfnfggdhdbffn i hate this stupid bitch so much

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Update. He's feeling better daily being housed. We've taken everything from our own home that we can to supply him in the mobile home. We've cooked & delivered meals. Returned unopened gifts to each other to use store credit on his needs. Cash needed until 1/4. PayPal is: @ConnorHunt16

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Elizabeth Spiers 's avatar Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social
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Dating in New York, man

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Giraud's avatar Giraud @giraud.bsky.social
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Talk therapy is great but some people’s lives would dramatically improve if they tried some shut the fuck up therapy

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I mean generally. Your example is one I see a lot.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻's avatar SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social
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Unhand me sir, I am not drunk I am conducting this orchestra...*trash can lids open and ride of the valkyries begins to play as the police chase me around the alley behind the bar*

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It will never cease to amaze me how much damage family does to family.

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I truly try to only bring y'all out of the ordinary situations that I myself cannot fathom.

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Chris Doyon's avatar Chris Doyon @nilbog3000.bsky.social
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This sounds like a true believer of the “free bread is how they get you” school of not understanding how things work

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They should just get a message saying "now, now, settle, petal" for the full emasculation experience. Better if read by a doting old English grandmother.

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I wanted to say: Ma'am I see your order & total on the screen. Put that money in my hand. I'll put it with the money the guy behind me & I were going to spend, reconfigure this order to get everything you, he, I, & everybody in the restaurant wants & bring you back change & chocolate chip cookies.

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"Silence is golden, bestie, let's have some gold."

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When you mute someone, BlueSky should them a little "shh, pal, hush, buddy" message.

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Have a seat. Dinner will be served momentarily.

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She was there with a grandchild so I'm wondering if she is trying to show her children that McDonald's is both expensive and stupid.

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If you ever want to end a conversation politely and professionally just say, "I have to go take a crap before a crap takes me."

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It's a good guess without the additional context I had.

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Your scenario sounds right for this. A lot of paranoia.

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The cashier kept offering the lower price to ring it as 2 meals. She got mad & refused. It was just a customer being difficult. It was not user error. We all could see the same menu that showed the price break. It was explained to her. Repeatedly. She forbade him from ringing it that way

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I'm trying to figure out her angle. Some kind of inscrutable burger-based money laundering?

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The guy in line behind me and I kept exchanging glances like "are you seeing and hearing this shit?"

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A woman ahead of me in line at a fast food restaurant just ordered like this: 2 cheeseburgers. Not the meal. Just the burgers. And 2 orders of fries. No. Don't ring it as a meal. Just the burgers. And fries. And also 2 drinks. HER TOTAL A LA CARTE WAS 2 OR 3 TIMES MORE THAN 2 MEAL DEALS.

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the weather's goin the full King Lear out there, jeezus

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Sarah Orsborn's avatar Sarah Orsborn @erniebufflo.bsky.social
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Trapped in a long line and a dad is walking his toddler around and she has on those shoes that SQUEAK with every step. Those should be BANNED.

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