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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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Sure, depression sucks but goddamn if this playlist doesn't make it 10x worse
5 replies 35 reposts 79 likes
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Lizzy π«@stonedeva.bsky.social |
1153 followers 650 following 1591 posts
crocs enthusiast, cat lady, Guinness Book award winning Largest Forehead
my posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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Sure, depression sucks but goddamn if this playlist doesn't make it 10x worse
5 replies 35 reposts 79 likes
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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a fly just did a little back spin dance for me and made me feel special
0 replies 20 reposts 36 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Gary Busey just called and asked if Iβm doing okay, yβknow, like, mental health wise.
3 replies 44 reposts 84 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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Sorry for the things I said when my crotch was sweaty
2 replies 40 reposts 84 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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But it was wicked muggy out, your honor
1 replies 34 reposts 57 likes
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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Follow me, I know the way. (To the all night diner)
0 replies 2 reposts 9 likes
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Hey, I just found a great source of unconditional love: The Internet.
2 replies 11 reposts 34 likes
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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Chemistry teachers were inappropriately cocky during the initial run of "Breaking Bad."
1 replies 6 reposts 35 likes
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yoyo
@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
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do you hate me or are you in hate with me?
6 replies 12 reposts 43 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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eating cheese over the sink hbu
18 replies 18 reposts 75 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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itβs okay sweetheart drink your milk and take your muscle relaxers you can write your long winded reply later
8 replies 48 reposts 116 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I could be a narcissist or a narcotic depending on who you ask
2 replies 11 reposts 21 likes
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Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
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I'm doing the best I can and that's way less than I need to.
0 replies 9 reposts 15 likes
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought
11 replies 55 reposts 201 likes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1925. Guru Meher Baba began 44 years of silence during which he communicated solely by means of a squeaky rubber ducky.
2 replies 21 reposts 43 likes
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Me shark π€ Bites things to see if they're edible
1 replies 11 reposts 29 likes
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π¦π¦π π¨π’π‘ πππ―π‘π’π«
@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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When the Prozac kicks in, it's over for you bitches.
0 replies 2 reposts 4 likes
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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Miss that window and you're screwed... I get it
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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π
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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Or is it ππ
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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sorry for being corny on main
3 replies 16 reposts 43 likes
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SteveP
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
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1 replies 1 reposts 1 likes
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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π
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
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I would like to move somewhere with a yard, as I feel the need to sit, unmoving, in the spray radius of an old school sprinkler for possibly around 16 hours.
2 replies 28 reposts 64 likes
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
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Toiling away at the engagement farms
0 replies 5 reposts 11 likes
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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So cool how we're all on the same insomnia schedule now
3 replies 16 reposts 34 likes
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BrujoLocoβ οΈπ€πΊ
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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2 replies 4 reposts 11 likes
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SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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I take the best naps right after I masturbate but itβs really lowered my Uber rating.
1 replies 3 reposts 10 likes
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One Dogβs Opinion πΎ
@onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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itβs 3:30 am, what are you doing in my bedroom, Your Honor
1 replies 9 reposts 18 likes
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turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
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bsky is like a deranged therapy session of the blind leading the blind
0 replies 4 reposts 18 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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Iβm still not sure what the fuck a boba even is
7 replies 7 reposts 21 likes
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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As a kid, the first sleepover at a friend's house was always the riskiest. You never knew what weird food they'd serve. I lived in fear of raisins and miracle whip in my food.
3 replies 4 reposts 25 likes
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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That special time of night... time for bedtime nachos
6 replies 24 reposts 68 likes
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Deeks π«Ά
@deeks549.bsky.social
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Red rover red rover send nachos right over
1 replies 20 reposts 44 likes
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetchβ’οΈ
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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I just read an article that said "Why is it taking so long for your favorite movies and tv series to air? Blame the writers and actor strikes" No I won't. I'm blaming that β¨singleβ¨ motherfucker at the studio who makes $250 million dollars a year who's one job is supposed to make this shit happen.
32 replies 624 reposts 2810 likes
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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Omg stop! You're the best π₯Ήπ
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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I'll say nice things about you free of charge!
1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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I'm ok now. Finally got power back yesterday, but we should all have a skeet-up the next time you're in town.
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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I feel your pain π«Ά
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Me, putting Baby in a corner: Iβm nobody, who are you?
0 replies 11 reposts 22 likes
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Network Sportsball Analyst
@fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
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I should ask The BTS Army what their stance is on wearing Crocsβ’οΈ
3 replies 6 reposts 23 likes
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Network Sportsball Analyst
@fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
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Thundering so hard I just told my cat to man up
1 replies 6 reposts 21 likes
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6β3β pool boy bitch
@milesklee.bsky.social
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why did George Michael Bluth have the sickest wardrobe of Hawaiian shirts
5 replies 1 reposts 38 likes
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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βAlright, now try putting it in reverse.β
8 replies 40 reposts 166 likes
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Staff Chief of Joints
@etrain.bsky.social
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So You've Decided to Embezzle: A Beginner's Guide
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Staff Chief of Joints
@etrain.bsky.social
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Ok, I'll bite. Who is Billy Eyelash?
2 replies 8 reposts 18 likes
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Her labia tattoo didn't make sense until I folded it like those Mad Magazine pictures.
3 replies 21 reposts 57 likes
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Sweetie Ο
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Isnβt it fun how we can come on here and say things and none of it matters and we can all act normal and not psycho
12 replies 34 reposts 95 likes
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Tempting the naked blades of the fan with my face.
2 replies 37 reposts 66 likes