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bobby

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the humor has been lost but the words remain

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tbh you wouldn't get a sense from the lyrics that any of them at all were for fighting, much less all five of them. i guess that's why they had to specify it in the name

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if your hatred of banksy were a red heart-shaped balloon, you would be the child watching it float away

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they all kind of look like that, why do they all look like that

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trying to let cap’n crunch off easy on the high seas but the quaker oats guy is watching so i’m forced to make an Example of him

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@oralb my electric toothbrush is too slow. speed it up

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The Green Knight (2021)

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"It's not about my feelings, it's about n a r r o w i n g t h e d e b a t e" I say as my eyes turn black and a lockheed martin missile sprouts from my shoulder

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never ages

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jaxson said it’s using “diesel engine fuel” now too because of crypto, you can get it at costco. might help

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yeah but this is worse because now when my models suck i have only myself to blame. that's no good at all

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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NORTHERN LIGHTS: Take my picture! Please! I don't look great now but the photos will be spectacular, bursts of green and pink! Take as many photos as you can! THE MOON: Do not take my photo, if you little apes dare to photograph me I will be so tiny, I swear to god I will make myself so goddamn tiny

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🎶DOCtor, DOCtor, gimme the NEWS, I've got a BAD CASE of NEEDING the NEWS!🎶

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Cryptkeeper sitting down at an office job interview, saying a normal unassuming “Hello” but *thinking* “HELL-o.” They can’t take that from him

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there’s something endearing about this, like a dog you’re trying to train to sit but who keeps uncertainly extending a paw instead

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Me: goodnight, Moon The Moon, using a Grover voice: goodnight

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you can learn a lot about people from what stickers The Sorter put on them

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Defeating the catastrophic infringement potential of AI by simply running all known IP into the ground ourselves

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They already made 100000000 episodes featuring Aria from Pretty Little Liars, nice try AI

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Man I was debating whether I should just figure it out myself and cannot express how glad I am that I chose against that particular course, now that I know the answer

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in a pinch, with just a few simple straps, i'm able to attach tennis rackets to my sneakers to create ad-hoc snowshoes. across the court, novak djokovic becomes visibly irritated with my antics

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when the cfb subreddit feels compelled to post here, that’s when we’ll know

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nothing funnier than a bunch of breathless “EARTHQUAKE IN NYC” posts filling up my timeline but then this quiet post from philly is actually the first one of them all

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I almost went on Twitter to check but thought “hey maybe bluesky is finally mature enough” and I’m so proud of everyone for following through

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more mr. nice guy 's avatar more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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Biblically Accurate Angels in the Outfield making some incredible defensive plays that are really hard to parse visually

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You see this a lot in big internet forums, where users perceive rules about e.g. not being racist as binding scripture and not just general guidelines for what's going to get scrutinized. Most of the time posters don't say "I'm saying this because I'm a Nazi," you kind of have to suss the vibe

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imagine being in the prime of your lifespan, it’d be great to experience that someday

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they’re expecting the enemy to deal a killing blow by first targeting the halls of american iconography: nova outdoor breweries

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Purchase an all-new 2025 Toyota RavFinder: now with 32 mpg highway and optional mounted guns

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yet another in the long line of unsubstantiated claims from this account. where’s the proof

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it’s too bad Dr. Frankenstein never made it to the 2000s. he would have gone wild for all of the various wires and plugs. he would have loved those ipod ads too i bet

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one of the ways you really know you're winning at bingo is when you get four in a line of some sort. that's when the magic happens

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guy who's never figured out how to use the word "miasma" in a sentence, resting his hand on a loved one's shoulder at a funeral: "there, there. This is all a part of the miasma of life."

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If you have the blue sunburn gel with lidocaine that also helps later on

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eating a potato chip like a popsicle but i keep pausing every so often to look at it and say “I just don’t get it” quietly to myself

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and this is my son, Seam. Yes, pronounced like “Sean,” exactly, but with an “m.” what? oh, yes, it’s short for Seaman - after his grandmother, as you know.

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i have never been ill at ease in my life. brother , i am not remotely at ease. i have been ill though

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the mob family I just joined put me with a guy named Charlie Rotten who’s showing me the ropes. he seems like a great guy, he knows so much about barrels and cargo. it’s nice having a mentor

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have you seen the new retina display? it’s the size of a real human retina

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most forts in the 1700s were built in a star pattern, which was the best shape for defending against early smokepowder weapons (the shape made the forts easier for angels to locate). after the Dutch killed all the angels with bolt action rifles in the 1800s, the shape began to fall out of fashion

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