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Mary Gillis@marygillis.bsky.social |
NORTHERN LIGHTS: Take my picture! Please! I don't look great now but the photos will be spectacular, bursts of green and pink! Take as many photos as you can! THE MOON: Do not take my photo, if you little apes dare to photograph me I will be so tiny, I swear to god I will make myself so goddamn tiny
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Kye Fox
@kyefox.com
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I have to get out my DSLR with shutter control and a long lens to shoot the moon.
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Danika Rose Raven
@roseraven.bsky.social
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My wife got this one with her Samsung 22
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Hawaiian-ish Kelly🌺
@hawaiian-ishkelly.bsky.social
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Truth^^^
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Geoffrey Harris
@geoffreyharris.bsky.social
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Luna only deigns to be photographed if you flatter her with the silliest oversized lens you can get your hands on
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Bearded Pip
@beardedpip.bsky.social
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The moon thing burned me so bad I hesitated to take northern lights pics.
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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)
@probgobl.in
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I do not like the days I look up and the moon is clearly too big and visible. Feels like it's sneaking up on us. Like an ambush predator.
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KSWriteshere
@kswriteshere.bsky.social
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LMBO!! Didn't know the moon was so petty!
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W 🔞
@wincetoldme.bsky.social
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The moon is really far away
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@abstractak.bsky.social
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Truth
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Secretoriginz
@secretoriginz.bsky.social
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Comfortably Numb
@numb.comfortab.ly
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Sometimes you just get lucky bsky.app/profile/ygal...
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God-Emperor Tsunami 💙 #FBPE #BLM #GTTO
@tsunami65.bsky.social
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Ok
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Vesna
@vesnavoice.bsky.social
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The moon… too true!🤣😝🤣
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Daniel Ninja
@okiest.bsky.social
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Jealous clouds: why are you looking at her!? Look at me instead!
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Spike "Himbo" Gnoll
@spikeallosaur.bsky.social
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Fly me to the moon, and let me kick it's fucking ass. Let me show it what I learned in Moon Jiujitsu class.
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Kevin Marks
@kevinmarks.com
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There I was trying to do both
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@elgrb.bsky.social
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CARWASH:
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FK
@notrimskiy.bsky.social
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ALSO MOON: Oh you like to watch from a place that has atmosphere? That's rude, I must make myself slightly blurry at once.
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Rob Ludeman
@ludes34.bsky.social
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Mooniscule, even. (I’ll show myself out)
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LoneWolf
@lonelylupine.bsky.social
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Lens depth is a wild thing, isn't it?
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Sylver W. Poulsen 🏳️⚧️
@poulsens.bsky.social
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Why do you think Samsung started super imposing better photos of the moon, over the photos you yourself took with the phone. And yes, that was a thing they were caught doing, literally replacing the moon in your photos with a better looking one.
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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History)
@navalairhistory.com
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Uh huh
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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more blurry photos of the moon than of Bigfoot
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Paula
@dentonitis.bsky.social
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Yes, I described the northern lights as being the opposite of the eclipse. One is better in photos, one is just pointless.
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ThatOneAmyFan
@thatoneamyfan.bsky.social
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WHY IS THIS SO TRUE THOUGH, I TRIED TAKING PICTURES OF THE MOON AND I HAD TO ZOOM IN SO MUCH TO THE POINT WHERE THE PHOTO LOOKED UGLY
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Lielac
@lielac.bsky.social
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Northern Lights: Yesssss take my picture I am so easy to photograph even your terrible pictures will look amazing Solar eclipse: I am a picky-ass diva, if you don't have the exact right camera settings I swear to god--
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Charles Cooper
@cooper42.bsky.social
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This is splendid! 👍
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Gretchen Strauch
@fetchen.bsky.social
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Dog vibes vs cat vibes
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Kristi Wallace Knight
@kwknight.bsky.social
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Moon is a petty bitch
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Laurel
@laurellyonlol.bsky.social
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We tend to think standard camera lenses are the same as the naked eye, but in fact they're slightly wide-angle, so things look further away. A longer lens (or a moderate zoom in) is more realistic, insofar as the moon should look more like what we see irl (not an expert)
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J Clary: Yesferatu
@iloveredrobot.bsky.social
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This is why the moon is FOREVER MY GIRL. That bitch BEEN iconic.
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TaoOfTweet (and I'm sticking to it)
@starfisher.bsky.social
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The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Blue Juice
@ericbertsch.bsky.social
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South Pole–Aitken basin, the Moon. Our first crater is a big one: the biggest, deepest and oldest impact crater on the Moon. It is 2,500km diameter, 6.2 to 8.2km deep and formed roughly 4.2 billion years ago.
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David
@scotinus.bsky.social
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PORTLAND, OR: Umm.. ok I got the moon but the Aurora, umm .. not sure.. unless that's...yeah I suppose that could be a hint of green. [Takes photo with phone]: oh yeah, now you can kinda see it.
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Patrick Johanneson 🚀
@patrickjohanneson.com
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I really want to get like a 1600mm lens, but the only thing I think I'd get to use it for would be moon shots.
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Dhilrukshi Pathman
@dhilrukshi.bsky.social
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Northern Lights = celebrity Moon = goth
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Elizabeth Roderick
@talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social
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Imagine you’re on another planet and no one there believes the moon is real. “If it were real someone would have pics by now”
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Why, moon, why?
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Zorin =^o.o^=
@zorinlynx.bsky.social
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The moon is really tiny in the sky compared to the field of view of a "normal" camera lens. Our eyes judge size through the relative size of other objects, so the moon can look big next to terrain. It ain't. ALSO the moon is BRIGHT. It's sun-lit, so you have to use the sunny 16 rule at night!
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Silky Weineck
@silkyweineck.bsky.social
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say what?
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MelmoMacdaffy
@melmomacdaffy.bsky.social
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TRUTH
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Xander
@xandermarcus.bsky.social
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Just an excuse to show off my phone pics of the Moon
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