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Content Creator and Graphic Designer, Employed somewhere. Animals…Good. Nature…Good. French Fries…Good. Classic Horror Movies…Good.
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp's avatar DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social
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Exactly. It really could’ve been something cool.

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Land of the Lost was awful! Real awful!

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Jeffs Comics's avatar Jeffs Comics @jeffscomics.bsky.social
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Reboots / Reimaginings I get franchises need to look for new audiences, so they leverage name recognition, and ignore older fans, and mold the project fit a star. Here are four I think missed the mark.

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LOL ! The Goonies!!!

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Evan Dorkin's avatar Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social
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"What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise."

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I’ll second this and pay for a billboard with this post on it!

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Soulful Siren's avatar Soulful Siren @middlechild.bsky.social
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Two things to improve your life. 1. Do not watch the news. 2. Do not watch the news.

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Hey! That’s awesome! I love the fertility goddess!

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Thank you @saltymactavish.bsky.social for this absolutely gorgeous beeswax ornament! I love her curves and she smells divine! Also included was a little wax bee ornament- follow the link in Salty’s bio and get you an ornament today!

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That’s also true. It’s really hard to explain that to the younger generation since they’ve grown up with so much corn syrup. Cane sugar is just a slightly different all-around taste and even texture, in some cases.

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Blue Heron Farm's avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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These are the types of things I started doing in 2016, and while they won't keep you from occasional spirals, they will lift you out of a persistent feeling of helplessness. You're only helpless if you decide to be helpless. Take a bit to feel really rotten if you need it and then get to work.

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Good advice!

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Awesome!

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Blue Heron Farm's avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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And one last thing, if you're comfortable speaking in front of people, run for office. I ran for an unwinnable seat in the Texas legislature in 2018. I'm still proud of the campaign I ran, which included a lot of educating people about the state of our state. Change takes time and persistence.

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This is accurate. Too much fruit not enough tea.

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I definitely notice the difference between corn syrup and cane sugar.

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Naaaawww… Life’s too short to argue about politics… I’d rather try to stay positive and enjoy your crazy fun posts!

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So I figure since I live in a heavy redneck community and the general consensus is that most aren’t bothering to vote this time around…I have to make sure to get my Democratic votes in.

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Bluesky has been a great place to meet all kinds of wonderful, diverse people and its relatively free from all the stuff that made Twitter so bad.

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Yes! I have to serve jury duty, so by God, I’m voting! I usually have to keep quiet as far as who I’m voting for, since I’m surrounded by… “people that voted for Trump but aren’t voting this time because he can’t keep his mouth shut but won’t vote for Biden because Fox News told them not to”.

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That reminds me, I should refill my birdbaths.

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SilverLinings🍁's avatar SilverLinings🍁 @plsmaskthankyou.bsky.social
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So funny! An American robin bathes in a pond, while a young cardinal looks on. The robin turned around & looked at the cardinal with a "Do you mind?" look. When the robin was done, it flew to the arbour for its post-bath ritual, & a dove landed right by it bringing on the same look by the robin.🪶🌱

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Mostly it’s the whole lesser of two evils crap or “Trump is bad but Biden tears the heads of chickens and writes bad poetry with their blood” sort of thing. It’s all BS. I block immediately. I get enough of that IRL unfortunately.

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Oh no, I always was voting for him. I get a lot of “why bother voting” propaganda here so I do my part to annoy the people trying to convince me not to vote.

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I remember Mistic!

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Hallenbeck77's avatar Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social
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I was more into Mistic myself, but I don't know if they even make this anymore. Probably wouldn't drink it today, as the high fructose corn syrup content would literally kill me if I looked at it, never mind drink it.

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<——- On manatee safety patrol for the next few hours. Haven’t seen one here yet, but eventually they’ll arrive with climate change.

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Good point.

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Never could get into Snapple. It never tasted quite right to me.

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Still voting for Biden.

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I’m not even going to bother reading that post. Its negativity is wrinkling my taffeta.

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No comment. Every panic-head, please take a deep breath and look at the clouds for 10 mins.

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They could tie that merchandising into the fuzzy Nosferatu character they will have running around their parks!

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The witch was scary when I was little. As an adult, I find Snow White to be the most frightening part of the movie!

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ex-Lethality Jane's avatar ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social
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Fuck all your doomposting. No one who has ever accomplished anything did it by giving up and whining that there was nothing to do, the bad guys won and we are all doomed. Defeatism is death.

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The witch was scary when I was little. As an adult, I find Snow White to be the most frightening part of the movie!

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Definitely was!

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To this day, I’m shocked that Disney allowed “Nightmare Before Christmas” to be made. Their tripe always sunshine and rainbows.

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And he doesn’t drink blood…he drinks cranberry juice

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Disneys version wears pink gloves

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Disney is releasing a version of Nosferatu, too. There’s singing and dancing and Nosferatu learns an important lesson at the end. Don’t forget the wacky sidekicks…a wise-cracking vampire bat and dopey spider that’s always getting into crazy situations.

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Sometimes life is a delicately balanced pile of peas on a fork.

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Once more jumping into that bittersweet adventure out of doors.

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Exercise your right NOT to read any news article.

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True story… I was talking to a Spotted Lanternfly nymph yesterday. I tried to explain that it was considered an invasive species here. It didn’t understand what that meant. It said it was born here and was just being a Spotted Lanternfly nymph because “that’s what it do”.

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The June Bugs have finally arrived! On the last day of June, but that still counts.

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Yeah. There’s nothing like seeing the blacktop moving under you at 75mph. Not 80mph, but 75mph. After 80mph, it’s nothing but work, work, work.

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