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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i like bsky because it’s a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders
9 replies 43 reposts 168 likes
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Salty MacTavish@saltymactavish.bsky.social |
2365 followers 2193 following 3533 posts
Starting each day with a lusty Wilhelm scream
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Here’s our wicked pissah Etsy shop: www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i like bsky because it’s a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders
9 replies 43 reposts 168 likes
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Vir2ualVibes
@vir2ualvibes.bsky.social
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Not touching that with a ten-foot pole.
1 replies 2 reposts 2 likes
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Father Jim's Flapjacks
@fathersfjs.bsky.social
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My flag still says "flappejackken" which is the olde English for "to flip the leathery wheat"
1 replies 2 reposts 1 likes
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Dusty B
@dustyinthewind.bsky.social
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This is how a good community takes shape. You are doing Gods work, truly
1 replies 1 reposts 4 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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one must imagine sisyphus honking his bobo in a sundress your honor
2 replies 27 reposts 79 likes
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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Fortune cookie: IF YOU LEAVE A WOMAN WAITING TO BE WHISKED AWAY TO TACO BELL SHE'LL WIPE OUT YOUR SAVINGS BUYING A LAKE HOUSE WHILE YOU SLEEP.
1 replies 14 reposts 28 likes
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Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
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Today's Tarot Card: You will start missing some of the crap from under your bed.
0 replies 20 reposts 42 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Sorry I mispronounced your name, Siobhan, but what the fuck?
11 replies 45 reposts 176 likes
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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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I went home to Oklahoma and my dad's neighborhood now has a roundabout. I commented "how European of you", and he made me get out of the car.
2 replies 6 reposts 38 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Now you’re talkin
1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Thanks Andy!
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And He Joked Again
@andyjokedagain.bsky.social
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FOLLOW FUNNY FRIDAY FOLKS #4. Andy Award winners for the funniest posts I saw this week.
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
@ashleysays.bsky.social
@mydmac.bsky.social
@frovo.bsky.social
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social (again)
@lacroixboi.bsky.social
@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
more🔻
2 replies 2 reposts 8 likes
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Dusty B
@dustyinthewind.bsky.social
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Being thrown headfirst into a wood chipper would fix me
2 replies 11 reposts 25 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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recommending my dentist to a friend and asking for my referral bonus to be paid in teeth
4 replies 25 reposts 80 likes
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Dusty B
@dustyinthewind.bsky.social
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Me: “get in loser” Also Me: “Who are you talking to?”
0 replies 11 reposts 20 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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and happy Friday Kim!
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I think you mean…MANELY
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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We used to spend hours burping Tupperware containers. You kids should have never let us olds take the wheel
1 replies 14 reposts 41 likes
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@miketee.bsky.social
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Just gonna sit here
0 replies 2 reposts 12 likes
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weeder
@weeder.bsky.social
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I always cut the plastic soda rings for sea turtles even though they probably wouldn't give me the time of day.
12 replies 41 reposts 313 likes
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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personally I'd prefer freedom to vibrate
4 replies 45 reposts 91 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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We only celebrate the 4th so white people can gather and eat mayonnaise
12 replies 36 reposts 90 likes
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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i forgot to buy fireworks so im just burning a pile of money
4 replies 27 reposts 86 likes
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BlueSnowflake
@bluesnowflake.bsky.social
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Ditto
4 replies 11 reposts 75 likes
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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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I just want to create a world that's better for my dog than my parents' dog.
2 replies 23 reposts 95 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Got that Andy Goldsworthy vibe
0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
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Simon Spanton
@simonguy.bsky.social
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Portal number 609.
5 replies 31 reposts 183 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I don’t have eyebrows. I have 500 feral horses riding out storms on Sable Island with their butts to the wind
2 replies 20 reposts 47 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what
36 replies 82 reposts 280 likes
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Welcome to the scratch paper museum please crumple up the guest book and miss the trash can
1 replies 66 reposts 129 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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If I could only recommend one follow on bsky, it would be @tuskjenkins.bsky.social hands down no question just the best of everything
11 replies 28 reposts 85 likes
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4am
@4am.bsky.social
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Blueberry brigade logging on (I am making a parfait with blueberries)
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Hawk Tua sounds like an alien character from Star Trek
1 replies 1 reposts 9 likes
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RedwoodGirl (she/her) 💖💜💙
@redwoodgirl.bsky.social
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Your honor, with all due respect: it wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster.
1 replies 4 reposts 47 likes
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Roger Vaillancourt
@rogerjva.bsky.social
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Clean the drain filter while you're at it, it'll prevent overeating at the cookout
0 replies 1 reposts 3 likes
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Your Honor, pls
@mrmambo.bsky.social
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I AM PICKING UP SOME RANDOM NEIGHBOR'S DOG'S SHIT ON MY PROPERTY AND VOWING NOT TO RETALIATE...LIKE A GOOD AMERICAN
0 replies 2 reposts 5 likes
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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*gets last year's blown off fingers out of the attic*
0 replies 10 reposts 71 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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(What does that emoji mean Pam?)
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Dusty B
@dustyinthewind.bsky.social
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I was once called a charity case by a vapid, new rich woman that was raised on a shoe string
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I AM FIXING THE DISHWASHER LIKE A GOOD AMERICAN
5 replies 15 reposts 63 likes
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Actias Luna
@actiasluna5.bsky.social
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Skinny dip anyone? Shouldn’t be too many sharks…
5 replies 5 reposts 31 likes
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Anemone, as you know, means too many little hugs in a friendship is sneaky and carnivorous
5 replies 32 reposts 50 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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happy birthday, Bruce Springsteen
3 replies 50 reposts 165 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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😂 seriously good album
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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this is my fav track off nebraska
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Uncle Chuck is a Vietnam vet who worked at the town dump for 30 yrs. He has a heart of gold, will help anyone, and hates Trump with a passion. His son also works for the DPW, is a good kid, and supports 45. We want stories to wrap up nice and tidy but they mostly don’t
1 replies 10 reposts 35 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I can’t handle the dark 😂
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Vin
@vinnyvinvin.bsky.social
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Saw a small patch of these false sunflowers during a long walk in Frick Park today. Can't depict it here, but the breeze made the petals flutter nicely. 🌱
0 replies 2 reposts 7 likes
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Lord Rat Squirt
@lordratsquirt.bsky.social
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It's Independence Day, Mr. President, not in Depends® day, sir. Quick! Someone stop him before he gets to the Rose Garden!!!
0 replies 2 reposts 5 likes