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Draken BlackKnight

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A...

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You may want to watch Demolition Man. Its themes are definitely pertinent.

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The NY Times has been subpar since the wwhole Jayson Blair thing.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social
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I'm calling on Arthur Gregg Sulzberger to step down as publisher of The New York Times. his recent performance proves he isn't up to the task

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Mrs Rittenhouse gives little Kyle a lift to Kenosha so he can gun people down and this is how he repays them. Typical MAGA.

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All the comments on Bluesky and the only Soylent Green joke made was by me over on Mastodon. 😐

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That thumbnail is the face of a guy who hopes no one in the crowd realized he just shit his pants.

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Dad was too busy learning how to meditate after the "incident" that made the Enterprise-E unavailable.

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You should create a company called "SpaceY" with the mission statement explicitly reading "We are exploring ways to shoot Elon's racist dad bod into the sun."

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Left it a month after Apartheid Elmo took over and blocked it in both uBlock Origin and NextDNS. Everyone hates it when my response to a link from X-Crement is "Could you screenshot it for me? I have that domain blocked."

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No, they are the hell the whales of those double dumbasses on the Cerritos.

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SaraKateW, Torpid Homebody 's avatar SaraKateW, Torpid Homebody @sarakatew.bsky.social
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I POOPED AT THE SEANCE

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Darth Putin's avatar Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social
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Day 835 of my 3 day war. I asked my generals how they plan to stop French made Mirage jets if they can’t stop cheap drones. They looked nervously at the window. I remain a master strategist.

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All of my posts are now going to be bridged from Mastodon. Next post/toot will be the test one.

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Rather magnanimous of you to assume that the party that blindly followed an election rigging coked-out chimpanzee nearly 25 years ago has brains to break.

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I think Picard went out on a high note. Both Data and the Enterprise D came back to life.

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Can't. I'm not the "Person With An IQ Of Less Than 70" whisperer. I'd have typed a certain two-syllable word instead of that lengthy description but apparently it's a slur these days.

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This is honestly the most accurate description of the difference between Windows and Linux I have ever read.

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Oh hey, NHTSA is about to throw the book at Tesla for... ...wait for it... autopilot.

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If the jurors in the Stormy Daniels Hush Money Trial don't get a ticker-tape parade down the Canyon of Heroes (while having their identities still remain private) there is something wrong with this city.

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The other day my wife tried to send me a link for X-crement. I ended up telling her I had it blocked on everything due to fucking Elmo's bullshit and she had to download and send me this image.

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This looks exactly like what Microshit is doing to Windoze.

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If I've said it once I've said it a brazillion times: There is no such thing as a backdoor only The Good Guys™ can access.

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Almost 40% of South Dakotans side with Governor DeVille.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social
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imagine being such an out-of-control trainwreck that your own lawyers won't let you testify at your own trial because they know you'll fuck everything all to hell

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Elizabeth's avatar Elizabeth @elizajody.bsky.social
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People who were repeatedly vaccinated for COVID-19 — initially receiving shots aimed at the original variant, followed by boosters and updated vaccines targeting variants — generated antibodies capable of neutralizing a wide range of SARS-CoV-2 variants and even some distantly related coronaviruses.

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The good news is that I'll be nowhere near Crotona Park on Thursday night. The better news is that a good number of junkies, dealers, and gangbangers hang out in Crotona Park so we may get lucky. :3 That last sentence was purely hyperbolic. ;)

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Sky is blue, grass is green, old incontinent man with dementia plans to incoherently ramble in a NYC park, water is wet...

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Proton's avatar Proton @proton.me
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Recently, someone on our Reddit community asked our users what they miss from #Gmail, and this was by far our favorite answer. 😁

Now, here’s what you gain from leaving Gmail and switching to #ProtonMail:
proton.me/mail/proton-...

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Draken BlackKnight's avatar Draken BlackKnight @drakenblackknight.bsky.social
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I should be in one of two places right now:
1) The Super 8 in Kenosha, WI
2) On my way to Rosemont, IL, either by train or by car
It's #animecentral2024 weekend, and this is the second one I've had to miss since I started going in 2012. Consecutively. :(

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