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Beau

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Lapsed historian, having the best mid-life crisis. Personal account: all the stupid opinions expressed are entirely my own, and nobody else's. he/him

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Was it… greeeeeeeeeeeen jelly…?

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THAT’S POLITICS, KID!

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The Tories…

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You’re no fun! KNOCK KNOCK

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Knock knock…

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I haven’t seen the French reject the Nazis this hilariously since René Artois declined the offer of a ride in Lieutenant Gruber’s little tank. Vive La France! 🇫🇷

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Rory shot first.

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Looking forward to it. Service Model was great, by the way: and in other news, I’ve almost finished the tank!

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Is this the person who came up with Party like a Russian? It’s not often that someone makes me root for the AI.

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I don’t think I’ve ever been quite this tempted to graffiti an apostrophe.

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I saw Storm Jocelyn and the 76mph Gusts at the Cornbury Music Festival the last time they toured the UK, and they were GREAT.

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Getting suspicious that the reason the world is so bad for everyone right now is because we all ignored the chain emails in 2005 & didn't forward them to 10 of our closest friends.

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Just a quick reminder that Blue Monday is a pseudoscientific scam invented in 2005 by SkyTravel to sell package holidays on the day of the year you’re least likely to be able to afford one. Have a good day. 👍

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Another great Dune that never was, to add to the sublime madness of Jodorowsky’s missing masterpiece.

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I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I absolutely love David Lynch’s Dune. This is a great read.

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this is what they’re trying to replace creatives with

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“When one door closes, another opens.” — Boeing

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Farewell, Franz Beckenbauer. He was one hell of a footballer, and one half of The Captains, the greatest seventies cop show never made.

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What’s that in the Blue Sky? It’s a Sopwith Camel, obviously.

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Name a fictional character you believe would appear on the Epstein list

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And it turns out the stupid bastard was just fast asleep in the middle of the road. Seriously, God damn it, Geoff! 🦊

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But they’re the neighbours, and in suburban Oxfordshire we bury our neighbours with some sense of dignity. Foxes they may be, but they’re part of the community. So I went to check the state of him, before heading home to grab a shovel and prepare myself for an impromptu funeral.

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I sighed. It’s cold this morning, and wet, and when some time back I buried Geoff’s mother (the legendary Geoff Senior) in similar circumstances, that had been a sad, not to mention icky duty. And to repeat an earlier point, Geoff is a big fox. A hecking chonker of a fox.

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Out for a morning stroll, and in the gloom I spied a big, furry, familiar-looking lump in the middle of the road. Unmistakably, the body of our unfeasibly large local area fox, Geoff Junior.

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A wonderful thread on the value of footnotes.(1) 1. John Bull (aka Garius), Jan 2024

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BREAKING: International anti-doping organisation WADA announces it is investigating allegations of performance-enhancing sobriety at the World Darts Championship. 🎯

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