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Fivehead
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"I will come over there and BUY YOUR LIFE. with my apple wallet. 😳✨"
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Fivehead
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"I will come over there and BUY YOUR LIFE. with my apple wallet. 😳✨"
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Fivehead
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advertising isn't a real job.
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Fivehead
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"everybody broke needs to be mute! everybody broke needs to go to mime school!" got me ROLLING 💀
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Fivehead
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proud of myself, ate a mushroom onion omelette I made for lunch! bonus protein shake before afternoon gym today.
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Fivehead
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friendly reminder that transformers are hot actually
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Fivehead
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"never in my life, tell me about it you little tadpole" and watch them glow with excitement wait we are talking about little kids, right?
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Fivehead
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I thought it was very scary. It resonates with me as someone who has experienced loss and can see myself in Dani and in other members of the cast. But I couldn't tell you the technical difference between a thriller and a horror.
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Fivehead
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trying to untangle "tasty food = bad food = bad you" thoughts with a history of disordered eating while ALSO trying to get fit is so fucking hard
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Fivehead
@drolgnob.bsky.social
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did we learn NOTHING from the '98 classic A Bug's Life?
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Fivehead
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everyone on the tl is drinking coffee, where my Monster(tm) sippers at?
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Fivehead
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WITH JARDIANCE IT'S EASY TO SEE I'M LOWERING MY A1C
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Fivehead
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sorry my list of responsibilities is full *looking at list* uhhhhh 1. rats 2. plants 3. remember to eat 4. get ripped 5. aquire every ACNH villager photo
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Fivehead
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*flipping the pictures back and forth quickly* hehehe
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Fivehead
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About to watch What We Do in the Shadows AGAIN and I'm giggling before anything even happens
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Fivehead
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woke up at 1, trying to go back to sleep at 4 hhhhhh
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Fivehead
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death's dynamic shroud.wmv ?
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Fivehead
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tol and smol
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Fivehead
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"how dreams can anticipate death and point to the afterlife" nuh uh I am not going to a world filled with what's in my dreams or I'm gonna need an after-afterlife
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Fivehead
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I don't call it sprite chill. it's sprite rizz.
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Fivehead
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so have you heard about the horrid shenanigans Chiquita's been up to? death squads and also these stickers?
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Don't ever tell me that being goofy is something I'm supposed to grow out of. Goofy is for life. I'll go to my grave goofy
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Fivehead
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ending every single to-do list with "give my sweetie lotsa smooches"
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸
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I'm tired of seeing people complain about fireworks. Fireworks are great except for the fire risks that they have. And how they negatively impact the environment. And how they scare my pets. And how they can trigger a variety of mental health issues. And how they- (1/98)
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Jeph Jacques
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thinking to myself "is this person who replied to me real or an engagement bot" is some fuckin william gibson ass shit
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Fivehead
@drolgnob.bsky.social
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Moved to a few tears listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks Sludgefest Volume 1
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Fivehead
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PHARMACEUTICAL COMMERCIAL JINGLES GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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Paperback Paradise
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
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finance
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Fivehead
@drolgnob.bsky.social
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mush
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Fivehead
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I'm doubling down on the aborloos, and you know what else? why did we stop living in caves? if it ain't broke, don't fix it. we need to return to living in holes carved out of rock and dirt. oh my god is the solution to every problem holes?
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Fivehead
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Oh boy let's get those human rabies deaths up in the US, we gotta compete with India's 20k a year /s
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Fivehead
@drolgnob.bsky.social
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I'm so over modern plumbing issues. we need to return to shitting in communal holes.
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Rosemary Mosco
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Things I've spontaneously said to animals.
Mailing list: buttondown.email/rosemarymosco
Patreon: www.patreon.com/birdandmoon
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Fivehead
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*pulling out my letter opener* valyrian steel
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Fivehead
@drolgnob.bsky.social
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seeing the same person on the dominos pizza tracker(tm) make your order both times two days apart
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Chuck Wendig
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"With fear for our democracy, I dissent," is about as bedrock and terrifying and vital a statement as you're going to get. That's a line you spraypaint on walls, that you ink into your skin. And it's chilling that it is necessary to say at all.
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Faine Greenwood
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I really have lost my former tolerance for "we're doomed/fucked/it's all over/they've won" takes at this point, in that they're the most dangerous attitudes one could possibly have when confronted with a truly existential political threat (which we still DO have levers to address).
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Seth D. Michaels
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maybe seizing and arresting the Supreme Court majority for aiding and abetting an attempt to overthrow the U.S. government can be a "core constitutional duty" and an "official act," why not
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Fivehead
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shout out to all the veterans who're gonna have to lock themselves in their bathrooms while hyperventilating this July 4th
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Fivehead
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wake up go to gym shower snuggle in bed once more
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Fivehead
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"greetings, do you have treats?"
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Fivehead
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I don't want no scrub the tundra is not the environment for me
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Fivehead
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got em this foraging toy with cut up corks for chewing. extra rat food, sliced almonds, and pumpkin seeds for eating :)
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Fivehead
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screaming the lyrics to Mr Cabgras encounters a secondhand vanity: tulpamancer's prosopagnosia/pareidolia as a direct result of whatever the fuck while trying to bisect wine corks acquired from goodwill for my rats
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Fivehead
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Animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing
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Frances Meh
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[wedding toast] may the shells always slide off your hard boiled eggs in a smooth and satisfying manner
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Fivehead
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Me: I'll uhh I'll get that in a large, please Starbucks staff: the largest I can make that is a grande Me: *wide eyed stare, thinking* but grande means large en español? wait what language are these sizes in anyway? Starbucks: I can get other thing for you in a large? Me: uh okay, size gordo para mi
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@cafenitz.bsky.social
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Incredible mammatus right now. Chicago.
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Fivehead
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I am infertile from eating scented candles. The
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Fivehead
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"there's no such thing as trans people. that's something that you created." GENDER ABOLITIONIST W???
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PolyChrome
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