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mx elle is eepy@ellearmageddon.bsky.social |
i never talk about befriending crows in interviews, but maybe i should because “look, if i can befriend these highly skeptical, suspicious little bastards, i can absolutely build trust with your engineers” is actually a pretty compelling argument
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Just some guy, you know?
@infinite-loopy.bsky.social
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"What do you feel are your strengths?" * scatters unshelled peanuts, large mass of crows descends on the interview room *
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Casey
@thecasey.bsky.social
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I have joked about giving a similar answer regarding teaching cats to walk on leash.
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Barbiewithatude
@barbiewithatude.bsky.social
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They like to go on walks with us in my neighborhood, flying ahead, hanging out in the trees, and elsewhere:
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Starr ☀
@madeofstarz.bsky.social
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The crows tend to mock my husband when he plays guitar, so maybe you can add something about being very respected and un-mockable?
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NJ
@tashjoeza.bsky.social
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Get people to endorse your fluency in Corvid on LinkedIn.
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Mike Wiser
@drmikewiser.bsky.social
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Other Experience: Vice Chancellor of the [REDACTED] Crow Collective Accomplishments: * Befriended and establish trust with skeptical corvids * Leader in exchanging shiny objects for nuts and cheetohs * Exceeded all KPI metrics * Caw!
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word
@words.bsky.social
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maybe time the feeding so the crows gather behind you while interviewing
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Anaïs doesn't know how editing works😰
@anaisl.bsky.social
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"Tell me about yourself." "I've befriend my local crows. You know that crows basically don't like anyone? Did you knowthat if you ever wrong a local crow, the rest will hear about it immediately? Did you know that they absolutely know who you are? I'm friends with them." Power move
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Emily Dare
@strangetree.bsky.social
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Or actively leverage those skills. Bring some nuts to the interview.
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Menger Spongebob (🌕 SOFT-LANDED)
@menger-spongebob.bsky.social
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oh no are you a pr*ject m*nager or some shit?
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@eloraraven.com
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that would make for a GREAT little story
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Eternal Cat War
@eternalcatwar.bsky.social
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*scatters shiny objects on meeting room table*
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jamie quinn 🏳️⚧️
@threnody.bsky.social
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i would hire such a person off of that comment alone. fr. worth a gamble.
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Oregon the DM🕎
@oregonthedm.bsky.social
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The crow much like the fickle engineer, like shiny things and fallout bottle cap references.
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