Walking with a banjo case & dude asked me sthg I didn’t hear, so I said “pardon?” And he said “I asked, is that a banjo. Am I not allowed to ask??” & I was like??? “It is, I just didn’t hear you” and then he shouted after me about how I answered too aggressively/coldly until I was out of hearing. 😬
Jun 29, 2024 at 18:29 UTC
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You’d be prettier if you smiled more.
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Jokes on him when you pull out the Tommy gun
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men stop embarrassing us all -challenge and they WILL NOT! 🤦
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"Am I not allowed to ask??"
You, specifically? No, you're not
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"Sorry, I have banjo syndrome."
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You cant even ask a woman if that's a banjo anymore because of woke
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A guy walks into a music shop late one afternoon, and says "Can I see your littlest oboe?" And the guy says "Maybe tomorrow."
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Oh my god, I hope he steps on a rake or something.
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Sounds like he's a bit high strung
I'll C myself out
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That kind of cases several times per day on my timeline...
The old twitter feel creeping in
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Too bad dude didn’t also have a banjo. I love a good duel.
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The angry entitlement, and likely sexism, is ridiculous.
"A banjo case? No, it's a collection box for all the egos broken by my presence in society. Yours will fit in, nicely." Would possibly be an appropriate response.
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What kind of monster hassles a banjo player? Or a potential banjo player who may be carrying a non-banjo, even?
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I'm so sorry that happened, how jarring!
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Yikes. That's quite an entitlement/aggression combo.
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I hope the bedroom floor of his life is strewn with sharp and painful Lego bricks from the devil’s own infernal toybox
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Let's kill and eat him
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Start aggressively following him and shouting Q&A banjo jokes. He’ll retreat before you get to the best ones.
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why are people
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