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Elly

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Walking with a banjo case & dude asked me sthg I didn’t hear, so I said “pardon?” And he said “I asked, is that a banjo. Am I not allowed to ask??” & I was like??? “It is, I just didn’t hear you” and then he shouted after me about how I answered too aggressively/coldly until I was out of hearing. 😬

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Nina Melechen's avatar Nina Melechen @ninamelechen.bsky.social
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You’d be prettier if you smiled more.

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Vee Neck Oppressor's avatar Vee Neck Oppressor @v-neck-mafia.bsky.social
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Jokes on him when you pull out the Tommy gun

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Tim-my Eat World's avatar Tim-my Eat World @t2thacoops.bsky.social
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men stop embarrassing us all -challenge and they WILL NOT! 🤦

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Socialism for All / S4A ☭ Intensify Class Struggle's avatar Socialism for All / S4A ☭ Intensify Class Struggle @socialismforall.bsky.social
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"Am I not allowed to ask??" You, specifically? No, you're not

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En Buen Ora's avatar En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social
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"Sorry, I have banjo syndrome."

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💀your friend corrigan💀's avatar 💀your friend corrigan💀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social
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You cant even ask a woman if that's a banjo anymore because of woke

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Herdsman's avatar Herdsman @herdsmann.bsky.social
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A guy walks into a music shop late one afternoon, and says "Can I see your littlest oboe?" And the guy says "Maybe tomorrow."

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Dr. Sheila Addison's avatar Dr. Sheila Addison @drsaddison.bsky.social
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Oh my god, I hope he steps on a rake or something.

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Schroedingercat's avatar Schroedingercat @schroedingercat.bsky.social
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Sounds like he's a bit high strung I'll C myself out

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The chicken lady's avatar The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social
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That kind of cases several times per day on my timeline... The old twitter feel creeping in

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crucialwax's avatar crucialwax @crucialwax.com
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Too bad dude didn’t also have a banjo. I love a good duel.

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Alan Bleiweiss's avatar Alan Bleiweiss @alanbleiweiss.bsky.social
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The angry entitlement, and likely sexism, is ridiculous. "A banjo case? No, it's a collection box for all the egos broken by my presence in society. Yours will fit in, nicely." Would possibly be an appropriate response.

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William Stiteler's avatar William Stiteler @williamstiteler.bsky.social
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What kind of monster hassles a banjo player? Or a potential banjo player who may be carrying a non-banjo, even?

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snipticker's avatar snipticker @snipticker.bsky.social
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I'm so sorry that happened, how jarring!

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Rook Stone's avatar Rook Stone @rookstone.bsky.social
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Yikes. That's quite an entitlement/aggression combo.

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Judith Butlerian Jihad's avatar Judith Butlerian Jihad @xanindigo.bsky.social
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I hope the bedroom floor of his life is strewn with sharp and painful Lego bricks from the devil’s own infernal toybox

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Brooke Binkowski's avatar Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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Let's kill and eat him

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Melwell's avatar Melwell @melwell.bsky.social
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Start aggressively following him and shouting Q&A banjo jokes. He’ll retreat before you get to the best ones.

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Rikibeth's avatar Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social
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why are people

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