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EnemyBeauty

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I am the puppy in your dreams

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This still makes me laugh every time. Like bye bitch

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i added name of the ttrpg bot to my mutewords so all i get is occasional post-duel crowing or meta-discussion, it's like there's a never-ending brawl happening in the town squareut all i hear is the occasional "hrrghghg" or "i'm slain!"

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I may be dead but I am not missing, a colony of ants feasted on my remains and my nutrients are marched past your window when they collect food waste by the pavement

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congratulations to Prime Minister Blood-Black Nothingness That Begins To Spin

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get to visit the looming darkness above and see what puppets the giant marionette who visits me tomorrow

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kobold fighting ring at the industrial estate another disaster tonight, someone snuck them Buckfast and they escaped their cages killing three people

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I'd love to have a camel. some bactrian undulator loyally steering me over steppe or massif. gentle and affectionate but not without his moods. feel certain we'd have the respectful bond of steed and mount. I'll make do with this Suzuki Hayabusa Gen III Hyperbike however

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Fart Vision 's avatar Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social
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telling everybody that this is some sort of ancient druidic sundial

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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You know that thing dogs do where they grab a smaller animal by they nape of the neck and shake it until it’s dead? Well sharks, that’s what we’re going to do to the mattress industry

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oh and on the last Friday of the month we like to put laundry detergent in the reactor coolant for fun

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babe you know I can't sleep without my Bustling Dark Elf Marketplace Ambience [10 hours] video

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bull-big texan sign, amarillo, texas, 1982

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I imagine you'll have time for the odd ER boss from what I've heard about the login queues

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they got little versions of me in the mall's new gacha machine

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sandcrab's avatar sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social
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your enrichment time will be short today. sorry i know weather's the nicest it's been in a while. busy busy

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hey, the boss asked you to check the plot device three hours ago! you remember the code right, number of eagle statues on the executive floor and total sum of the hour hands on the broken clocks in the lobby

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unfortunately Dog Slaughter IV misses the charm and what made killing dogs so fun in the earlier titles, we hope upcoming sequels really go back to roots for the series

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tarnished.... theres a bleedin poltergeist in the mausoleum........ ya need to bloody sort em out tarnished

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the rain is on the windows and your dreams come to kiss it back

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offered a witch my half life to divine my next ten anime girl gacha pulls

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we should bring goblin posting back that was a nice time I think

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it's only moonraking if from the region of Wiltshire, otherwise it's just sparkling piracy

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my dick fires out flechettes in all directions when threatened

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hey I booted up this old PS2 forgotten gem and you kept appearing as an enemy in it and I killed you over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

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asked about you at the Venice Carnival and nobody had heard of your particular brand of coquette whimsy

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I really like the Casper mattress I bought when I first moved in here like five years ago

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sullen looking women are the most powerful beings on earth

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/r/avarice 17h ago Anybody else's dreams been of giant serpents who rule the blasted wastelands recently

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My girlfriend is always asking me how I know all the Pokémon. The answer is this is what I learned as a child instead of foraging or celestial navigation

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sandcrab's avatar sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social
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Keep Honking My Onboard Supercomputer Has Already Inferred The Time And Place Of Your Death

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EnemyBeauty's avatar EnemyBeauty @enemybeauty.bsky.social
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lich phylactery in the form of an Apple smartwatch

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you walk into a barcade you never noticed downtown before and see me banging behind one of the cabinet screens asking to be let out

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EnemyBeauty's avatar EnemyBeauty @enemybeauty.bsky.social
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what if the milkshake was boundless grace instead? what if it was a connection to God and his infinite love? did you even consider that?

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they're disparaging your man in the empress's high court

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feeding a bunch of big wooden letters to a group of huge boa constrictors and arranging them so their bodies spell out WILL YOU MARRY ME?

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"Altered Beast" is also what my uncle would call himself when he started drinking

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