if I was being recorded at all times, by now there would be more than enough footage to make a several minutes long montage of me falling down for no god damn reason. preferably set to the Benny Hill song
Oh no how many times are my relatives going to tell the story about 1 of the many times I almost drowned. I was 3 or 4 & said "you know underwater all you can say is blub, blub?" Didn't learn my lesson almost drown another 10 maybe 12 times. It is now family lore.
