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Jeff Lackinghair

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I keep posting bios then becoming dissatisfied with them and changing them so let's see how long this one lasts.


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Karl Bode's avatar Karl Bode @karlbode.bsky.social
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all the money is in engagement growth (of any kind) at impossible-to-manage scale there's no money to be made in protecting consumers, the historical record, journalism, education, or a shared collective reality that's a wonderful environment for conspiratorial authoritarianism to thrive

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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This dude saved my fantasy (we called it "rotisserie" then) baseball team in his rookie season. Bless.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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If James Wood of the Washington Nationals ever hits an inside-the-park home run I hope the play-by-play guy will do the right thing and call it "Ooh another piece of candy...Ooh another piece of candy...Ooh another piece of candy...Ooh another piece of candy."

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Your honor, with all due respect, there's a fog upon L.A., and my friends have lost their way...

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Lindor Truffle Shuffle

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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In the DJ Herz household the towels are monogrammed "Herz" and "Herz."

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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I finally have a use for this 1981 Fleer baseball card that I have saved on my phone for some long forgotten reason.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Just a funny comic for pals to read!!

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Scrolling through job listings I decided for a laugh to click on "entry level state trooper" and the phrase "must be of good moral character" did not disappoint.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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I do expect a better product from a business that makes so much money which I guess is my mistake.

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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“Oh Trump is a conman, he’s pulling the wool over peoples eyes” Yeah to some degree, but the main core reason he was President and might well be President again is a lot of people fucking love being racist

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Huh, I just opened the MLB app and the front page game was from the last day of the 2023 season. I blame the Supreme Court.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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I don't know much about Yandy Diaz except that he's got a pretty cool bobblehead.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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The celebrity ads are the best part of watching sports on non-USA feeds but I could do without Keanu Reeves selling AI. In case you can't do without it here you go

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Now I want a scented mini version of Yuzumo to hang from the mirror in my car.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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I of little faith am giving up on the United States. This may or may not be about soccer.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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The Mets 10th inning was brought to you by artificial intelligence.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Law immediately blew a 2-0 lead. I'm going to take this as a sign since I have nothing else to cling to.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Didn't take long for the Supreme Court decision to affect MLB. Law is on the mound in DC.

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greg2hats's avatar greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com
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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system

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Jeffrey Vagle's avatar Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me
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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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It's the "defensive indifference" of vehicles.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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I hope this person's neighbors have nicknamed the poster "BIG DOG."

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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It can be really helpful to log off on bad news days in my experience, not in terms of ignoring the bad news but in that just scrolling in search of a take that makes you feel better is unlikely. Unless it’s this one in which case you’re welcome

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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#LGM Tell those Washington DC bureaucrats they work for us!

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Yikes some nation needs to practice their penalties

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Which nation is the greatest on earth

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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The good news is the Supreme Court ruled this game can't go to penalties so we get infinite overtimes

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Tammy Golden's avatar Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social
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problem with putting Bannon in prison is that they don't realize he can easily ooze through the bars

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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In the moment I failed to consider that he might be sobbing for himself rather than his team or nation. I feel better now.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Well shit now Ronaldo is sobbing uncontrollably and it's making me feel bad for calling him ronLOLdo

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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And from now on for me Rush's "Spirit of Radio" will be a song about a group of men whose lives are devoted solely to promoting the work of John Sayles.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen's avatar Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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How I introduce myself in an icebreaker session

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Pete Alonso made a nice defensive play against an Astros player with the surname "Cabbage" and Gary Cohen's call was "Cabbage is turned to slaw." This post is brought to you by Jim's Cole Slaw Shack.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Rick & Morty alive and well in Slovakia

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Wow those guys really hate playing with Phil Foden.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Freed from the shackles of Phil Foden, England scores immediately.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Good thing Gareth Southgate brought Luke Shaw along so Bukayo Saka could play left back.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Looking at the names on the backs of the England jerseys of course they can score twice in 45 minutes but looking at their performances as a team in the tournament up to this point of course they can't.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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With 2 wolves inside it that are football stars.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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I was born & raised about an hour's drive northwest of New York City but I once had 2 siblings from Iowa introduce themselves to me in Boston because they heard me talking and thought I was from Iowa so I guess I should cut the Times quiz some slack.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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My maternal great-grandparents came from what is now Slovakia and my paternal great-grandparents came from England so either way I lose but also win. #Euros
#ItsComingHome

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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"In conclusion, we think you may be from the United States east of the Mississippi River but also possibly not."

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Sometimes the phrase "liberal media" pops into my head and I become the little boy from the meme who is happy for a moment then suddenly starts sobbing uncontrollably.

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Jeff Lackinghair's avatar Jeff Lackinghair @freebald.bsky.social
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Wow they got me. I was born and raised somewhere between Philadelphia and the Maine/Canada border.

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