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And He Joked Again

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preacher: love thy enemy me: i'll try preacher: and love thy neighbor me: same guy

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does this mean i get a follow

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Him: The ease with which you can be bought disgusts me. Me: And right now it’s easier than ever! My prices are INSANE

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Though I hear their helpless cries I eat

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I don't do fireworks but I wanted to show my support for July 4th so I just chopped two of my fingers off

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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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β€˜Yes, chef’ I mutter while refilling the cat bowl.

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Pulls my own hair while eating a hot dog.

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Sweetie Ο€'s avatar Sweetie Ο€ @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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We only celebrate the 4th so white people can gather and eat mayonnaise

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happy last birthday america

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Jennifer Slowpez's avatar Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social
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My dog and I bark at fireworks together.

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I don't do fireworks but I wanted to show my support for July 4th so I just chopped two of my fingers off

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what

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I don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to send a message that I'll regret

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Sonic Youth is their children’s menu, right?

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It's independence day, which means all supreme court justices are 17.76% off! Buy yours today!

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*Brings an ice cream scoop to a cookout I'm here for the potato salad

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Let freedom ring. It'll go to voicemail. It's probably spam, anyway.

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If you're setting off fireworks, I give you fair warning. My dog is taking names and kicking ass

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If you're setting off fireworks, I give you fair warning. My dog is drawing up plans to kill you

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MY PACKAGE JUST CAME! (I'll get some tissues.)

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ha! I just realized I wrote "daring" instead of "dating" -- is that a Freudian slip or what? meanwhile i'm neither dating NOR daring ! πŸ˜†

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once i get some clearasil, it’s over for you blotches

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if i was daring in 2024 and i answered the first four right and the last one wrong, would i fail the test? i don't know what the right answer is for 5, but i do know that i hate licorice

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Corduroy Cheddar's avatar Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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The abyss offered to fix you, but you were too busy screaming

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Deeks 🫢's avatar Deeks 🫢 @deeks549.bsky.social
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Have you ever embarrassed yourself and then think about it for 15 years?

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MY PACKAGE JUST CAME! (I'll get some tissues.)

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Nobody would have even HEARD me eating Doritos at the funeral if you guys would have just cried louder

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I die, the first twenty people at my funeral can have a finger or toe while supplies last

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Me, carrying my window AC on my shoulder like a boombox.

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Salty MacTavish's avatar Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Every baby in the 70’s was given a dungaree jacket, a pair of sideburns, and a carton of Lucky Strikes before they left the hospital

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Ashley, Inc's avatar Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
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At least when I say I’ve looked at Bluesky all day it sounds mentally healthy

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once i get some clearasil, it’s over for you blotches

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Him: I'm an atheist. I don't believe in anything. Me: Do you believe in no God? Him: Yes. Me: Checkmate

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I just bought a new cap. It's a gift for the person who finds it tomorrow after I lose it immediately.

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When people dig up a grave in the movies it's always so fast. It usually takes me days.

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FACT: The human body is 59% water FACT: Feta cheese is 59% water CONCLUSION: The human body is feta cheese

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