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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Wind is picking up quite a bit here, Beryl is imminent
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Diligent loafsmith
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Wind is picking up quite a bit here, Beryl is imminent
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Phillip Anderson
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Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Battening down the hatches for Beryl. The weathermen have been pretty much wrong every step of the way on this storm, so we're preparing for it to be way worse than they're saying. Y'all should do the same, if you're anywhere near Houston.
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Jeff Stormer
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I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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FUN FACT: After WWII, Mr. Bean fled to Argentina.
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Any of you people seen Under Paris yet? Is it actually good, or at least bad in a fun way?
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Religion: You're going to burn in Hell Science: You're going to burn right here
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Hey Queen, it's me Clotworthy :)
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Of all the movies I've seen this year, the one that has stuck with me the most is Godzilla Minus One. Not only is it just an incredible war movie, but using a kamikaze pilot to frame the overall message that "it takes courage to die, yes, but it also takes courage to live" is pure genius.
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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An ostrich might look silly until you realize it is a velociraptor in a clown costume
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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I like fireworks. They're fun, and also I like that they scare veterans with PTSD. Too bad about dogs, though.
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Puff the Magic Hater
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The Democratic Party has no good options because they opted to give the public no good options. This is a disaster of their own making and no one has a magic fix for the catastrophe they’ve created. That Trump could be so well positioned is an unthinkable failure of politics.
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nattie winters
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[ominously] yippeeyaaaaay kayaaaayyyy
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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That fucking rules
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nattie winters
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one of my favorite songs of all time. doesn't seem to have anything similar to it in existence. ghostly polymetric electro country from all the way back in 1984. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX1C...
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Radley Balko
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Just a jaw-dropper from the state whose attorney general is currently trying to execute an innocent man.
innocenceproject.org/missouri-cir...
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Agree with this. Poison was the only one not very good at what they did.
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Don't worry, guys... I have a plan. *deletes account*
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He has a song I really love called Stay Down Here Where You Belong, which has a surprising anti-war message considering he was such an archconservative.
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Hot girl: What's your favorite piece of art? Me: So many to choose from! Between Schiele, Gris, Lam, Goya, Rodin, how could I ever- Hot girl: (slips Wonder Woman's truth lasso over my head) Me: The cover art for Man Or Astroman's 1999 album EEVIAC
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it's gita time
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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I Still Remember When We Twisted Last Summer
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Cuba seems nice
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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The 48-hour about face from "Jesus Christ, we need to let this poor old man retire or we're gonna lose" to "your own two eyes lied to you, he is fine and everything is fine" has been a wonder to behold in real time. I'm lucky to be here to witness the sheer wackiness of the end of history.
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✨brit ✨
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gm bsky
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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I'm going to be so smug about being right when we're all burning in Hell together
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Comfortably Numb
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They don't have an inside to go to. This is "increase jail population and slave labor" ruling.
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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This December, as tribute, I'll definitely be spinning his Christmas classic Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope, both his original and the Sonic Youth cover.
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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I'd say that most of us are well aware that the Democrats' problems do not begin and end with Biden and that they do, in fact, have a bench full of tepid losers who would also get ethered by the World's Dumbest Hitler in November.
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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My favorite System of a Down song is the one that goes PEE PEE POO POO, STICK YOUR FACE IN DOO DOO / AERIALS, WATERFALLS, PLAYING WITH MY COCK AND BALLS On February 28, 1993, the US government launched a siege against the Branch Davidian compound outside Waco, Texas, in an ill-planned raid which
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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(If you are further left than Biden, liberals will blame you anyway when they inevitably lose, even if you actually did hold your nose and vote for their rancid candidate. Ask me how I know.)
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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They're coping hard out here tonight, folks
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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I would never vote for her but I, too, would respect the bit
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Search your feelings, you know it to be true
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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I'm calling it now: they are going to replace Biden with Hillary
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Dr. Jill Stein's Response to Debate Simply a Series of Sad Gestures
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Aw man, get better quick!
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schweg
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love this fall out boy song
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Not me! I have gotten used to the horrors, have even begun to love them, in a way. Sure, some may say I've gone mad, but we'll see who's "mad" when I finally succeed in distilling a God Crystal and splice my identity into all of your consciousnessesessesesses.
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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if the death of America was the death of alternative rock, right now we are in the Imagine Dragons stage
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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So. What country are y'all moving to? Right now I'm thinking maybe Spain.
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Walking into the sea like Edna at the end of The Awakening
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The Onion
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FACT CHECK Trump: “Biden is a very bad Palestinian.” TRUE: Biden is far too alive to be a Palestinian.
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Brendel
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Biden and Trump have started giving birth to one another in an exact replica of the confusing sequence at the end of the 2022 Alex Garland film “Men”. Jake Tapper is just letting it happen, Biden giving birth to a Trump, Trump to a Biden. Jake Tapper you know moderators shouldn’t let this happen
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Whatever you're imagining right now, the reality is somehow worse.
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Who else up watching the elder abuse on TV?
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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Nope, there was no such nuance, she really was supposed to be a true-blue lesbian who was magically hetero-flipped by, of all things, Ben fucking Affleck's sparkling personality. When you release a movie as an NFT, I stop making excuses for you.
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The Hellsite's JohnSeaborn
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I used to give Kevin Smith the benefit of the doubt about Chasing Amy, that Gwen was never intended to be a lesbian, that she was in fact a bisexual woman who had simply given up on men. But Kevin's behavior in the past 15 years or so has led me to retract that benefit of the doubt,
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