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ariel

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mostly nice. completely harmless. 37 | he/they | i discovered taskmaster recently and it’s very funny

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they look comfy

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i feel like that’s the point right?

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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hey what’s up everybody, just here to do some engagement farming real quick

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shut the fuck up you freak

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as always i am worried about this user

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alan mustache 's avatar alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social
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im being hunted like an animal by the mueller she wrote podcast

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absolutely brutal self-destruction

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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Emoji translator: 😅- I'm so fucking sorry!!!! 🥲- I'm furious 🙃 - I'm disassociating 😔 - starting my car in the garage

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logo ⓘ prince of wallachia's avatar logo ⓘ prince of wallachia @logophobe.bsky.social
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Why have you done this

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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When polls are saying Biden is up five in Michigan but New York is a battleground and Trump has 40% of the African American vote but Biden has 60% of the elderly, idk man polls are fucked some sort of way. Maybe Biden loses a historic landslide or he’s up by 5 but they’re fucked some sort of way

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Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel's avatar Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel @kleinman.bsky.social
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You keep cutting sex scenes out of movies and this is what happens. BBC needs to show Body Heat or something.

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but do you vish to vash them too

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the thing noticer's avatar the thing noticer @bug-deal.bsky.social
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i am the viper im here to vipe your vindows *rubs a big magnet over your laptop*

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this is actually the worst part sorry

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Mark Halperin on Newsmax lol

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opened Threads because i wanted to check on something and was assaulted by a post calling CM Punk a “humble guy” if Phil Brooks is humble i’m the fucking king of thailand

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triz's avatar triz @triz.bsky.social
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you know, i wish we didn't have to rely on big sacrificial friction surfaces to stop the wheels of a car turning but hey, them's the brakes

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it’s very strange to think of all the folks i used to interact with from there daily and wonder who is still even around anymore

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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Hawk Tuaw. Thank you

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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you are now hearing this in your mind

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Stella's avatar Stella @antlervel.vet
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I think man is fundamentally made of two forces: desire and regret. Each can exist independently, or feed the other, but should he cease feeling either or both, then he is man no more—simply beast or stone. So yeah *squinting* Denise, I think the mozzarella sticks sound good

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demon core vidal's avatar demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip
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tapping the "please use the actual words for things" sign

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idk but i certainly wouldn’t make declarative statements about how he’s “losing” when the election isn’t for another 4 months 👍🏼

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oooh. i’m angry. that’s the problem

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love you buddy. hang in there

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George's avatar George @georgem.bsky.social
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vilerat is still the most qualified moderator for debate and discussion and it's time we all got behind him

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not really sure what to do about this!

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need to eat lunch or something but the thought of eating literally anything is making me want to throw up

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Wagatwe Wanjuki's avatar Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.com
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do you think they bond over amassing power and wealth off others' hard work they didn't pay for?

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oh, the election is happening today?

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john gruber’s transition from well meaning but aloof tech guy to actual conservative has been kind of gross but in retrospect the signs were there all along

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my mom does the same thing when i visit; it could be 95 out and she has the windows open and all the blinds drawn and the house is a fucking furnace

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many are saying this

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i should be exempt from this on account of the fact that my party members were some of the dumbest humans to have ever lived

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what if i want Lotta Sweet

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