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Kyuss - Yeah.flac

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One-time TwerkRobot, current Spamps I block dick/balls/hole/AI/NAFO posters


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Sarah Ford  🚗🌲💥 Pacific Drive out now!'s avatar Sarah Ford 🚗🌲💥 Pacific Drive out now! @angeloslh.bsky.social
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To clarify this for the Americans: Rishi is a posho fuckrat, wealth beyond wealth, he probably eats quail stuffed with caviar with a side of lobster foie gras every day for lunch. He said 'sandwiches' because he thinks it's what the povvos eat all the time

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Stephen's avatar Stephen @entrop.net
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Inside You There Are Two Dinosaurs

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LaCroix Enthusiast 's avatar LaCroix Enthusiast @leftbanksy.bsky.social
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Hey 👋 Hey 👋 Have a mountain

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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Hhhhhhhhhhhmy grinch~!

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)'s avatar dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
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smack my grinch up

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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The liquor store has nikka coffey malt in stock so I will be getting tore up on that this evening

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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So did the Amazon Union guy end up selling out or grifting or what

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠's avatar 𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social
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the behavior of some establishment types who'd be up against the wall in the event of a fascist coup goes 2 show that to enter that world as a liberal you must believe American exceptionalism is a real force that animates the world and can save you, no matter what your pesky survival instinct says

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Internet Archive's avatar Internet Archive @archive.org
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You want your MTV? ⬇️

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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Googling open ttd ooh my goodness,

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Gabe Ortíz's avatar Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social
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White Nebraska man shoots and wounds 7 immigrant neighbors.

"Police previously received a complaint from the family that Booth had made an obscene gesture and told them to go back to where they came from and ‘speak English,’ Crete Police Chief Gary Young said Saturday.”

apnews.com/article/man-...

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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I feel bad if I'm not playing the game at least vaguely as intended with those. Like I would rather just play a shooter or watch a let's play than play mgs by killing all the guys lol

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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goddamn, lol

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🛸clyde bruckman's final repost🐈‍⬛'s avatar 🛸clyde bruckman's final repost🐈‍⬛ @ultralaser.bsky.social
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remember when the biden admin cut child poverty in half and then just like, let those tax credits expire and watched child poverty go back up to higher than where it started anyways vote i guess

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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Metal gear solid is a series I love everything about except actually playing them because for whatever reason I am just complete shit at them. Good at video games but bad at mgs IDK

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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(September Debates) TRUMP: They’re called Tyranids, okay? And they’re sending millions of them across the border. And he’s letting them. It’s disgraceful what he’s doing to our country BIDEN: Lstn presnald Trunt. Youdon got a thingucoldbdoin. Ygow nottin mack. I got a blowjob in 1973

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John Scalzi's avatar John Scalzi @scalzi.com
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One of my favorite things to do, paraphrased: Me (to "AI"): Recount the plot to [one of my books] and name five major characters and their roles. AI: [Generates bad plot, correctly names only the protagonist, all other characters and their roles made up] Me: That's wrong, you know. AI: I know.

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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What a thrill

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Blueskyのポストを全消しするツールをウェブサービスとして公開しました。この操作は取り消せません!バグが有っても当方は責任を負えません。全部消えてもいい覚悟がある人は使ってみてください!(そういうツールです)
deleter.shiroyama.us

1. ユーザ名 e.g.) shiroyama.bsky.social
2. アプリパスワード(ログインパスワードじゃないよ)
3. 削除したくないポストを入力。改行で複数OK

5000ポスト以上消そうとすると確かAPI制限でエラーになる。その場合は1時間おいて何回か実行するといいです。エラーのスクショくれたらデバッグの助けになります。

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Janes's avatar Janes @idlerat.bsky.social
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friend who’s in spain just told me about the conversation she had in a store about having brought “mala vibra” from madrid

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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pick a color out of the classic roygbiv and i will tell you which to pick

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Ripperoni's avatar Ripperoni @ripperoni.com
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20% of the dataset being impersonation seems pretty bad, as does CSAM at around 4%

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Violet News's avatar Violet News @elizabethviolet.bsky.social
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This is exactly what I was afraid of. Israel orders Palestinians to evacuate E Khan Yunis. Families, medical staff, and hospital patients flee to W Khan Yunis; then Israel attacks W Khan Yunis.

x.com/NationalIndN...

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beloved character on brand new adventure's avatar beloved character on brand new adventure @guntoucher.bsky.social
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[SMASHES LT COMMANDER DATAS NUTS WITH A SPIKED BAT] LT COMMANDER DATA: (pulling his destroyed nuts off of the dresser) might i inquire what this is meant to demonstrate sir

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your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨's avatar your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨 @davidgerard.co.uk
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Nina Power of Compact gets called a Nazi. Sues for defamation. In discovery, produces chats not just supporting Nazi ideas but calling herself a Nazi. Loses so hard she just declared bankruptcy. luketurner.com/Nina_Power/

the TERF to Nazi pipeline is a doorway, or just walking across the same room

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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i appreciate the adrenaline-fueled callousness granted by vyvanse for days like this. i will by attempting to buy a bottle of nikka coffey malt whisky afterwards

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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just learned that the green stink bug exists via wikipedia

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it's stinkbug shaped but not the usual color 🤔

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cat's doomed, brother in law's long term relationship is about to collapse, sister in law refuses to gain the 6 pounds to go back to residential psych hospital so just sits at her exbfs apt and doordashes booze. get i get a fucking break

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Kelly Turnbull's avatar Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social
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I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT

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He's curled up in a hidden corner in the middle bedroom. He looks raggedy and tired. He let me pet a little and scratch his scalp a bunch and then painfully moved back to the corner and laid back down

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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I normally wouldn't bother sharing a story based on a survey of 7,500 NY Times readers, but in this specific case I'd say it's probably a pretty well-selected bellwether.

Elon Musk's Politics May Be Pushing Some Buyers Away From Tesla [GIFT LINK🎁]

www.nytimes.com/2024/07/02/b...

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Can't sign into Xbox because of DEI

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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“how does this relate to an average person?” being a question that makes neera have to double back is extremely funny ngl

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Meredith Rose's avatar Meredith Rose @mrose.ink
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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

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Kyuss - Yeah.flac's avatar Kyuss - Yeah.flac @spamps.bsky.social
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Bout to be the worst day of my life, so far

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Cooper Lund's avatar Cooper Lund @cooperlund.bsky.social
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Okay I knew about number two but number one sure is a new one to me

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oak blanco's avatar oak blanco @abomination.computer
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ALERT: The City’s main Nutraslop pump has failed. Technicians are working round the clock to repair it. The Company is offering Nutraslop MREs in exchange for blood donations.

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denise ☎️'s avatar denise ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social
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Getting ads for dog viagra 👍🏻

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me gusta 👃

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