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Geo🪨

@geolikestrains.bsky.social

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anonymous advocate for transit, wheeled micro-mobility, accessibility, and car-light cities. professional bay area opinion haver, full-time broke boi. he/they

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Bread and Rosie's avatar Bread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social
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If it is wide enough for a car to overtake a bicycle without crossing into the next lane, it is wide enough for a separated bike lane. If it is not wide enough for a separated bike lane, it is not wide enough for a car to overtake a bicycle without crossing into the next lane. You can't have both.

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Maya🚂🚃🚄🚅🚆🚇🚈🚉🚊🚝🚞🚋🚌🚎's avatar Maya🚂🚃🚄🚅🚆🚇🚈🚉🚊🚝🚞🚋🚌🚎 @trains.bsky.social
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wearing a mask is a win win win, you protect yourself and others from covid, protect your identity and make the worst politicians mad

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icecube45's avatar icecube45 @icecube45.net
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Only BART has the technology to make elevators move this slowly. Engineers around the world keep asking them how they pulled it off, but much like the coke recipe, only one employee knows the secret.

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Sonic the Hedgehog's avatar Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Thinking about "iota males"? Try thinking "iota go outside and learn how to talk to women"!

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the real way to fight climate change is public transit and bikeable/walkable cities. not cars made for individuals that are still expensive consumer products at the end of the day

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farner's avatar farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social
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I’ve been a nasty bro nasty I’ve been a nasty bro nasty

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illumi's avatar illumi @illumi.me
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Not getting America any presents for it’s birthday this year because it’s been bad

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Geo🪨's avatar Geo🪨 @geolikestrains.bsky.social
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've always loved european robins and was sad we didn't have them here, they are so cute 🥺

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Chuck Wendig's avatar Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social
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EUROPEAN ROBIN: a precious feather baby, a ruddy sky dumpling, a good friend, will help you find your keys, full of ice cream AMERICAN ROBIN: big, often wet, surly, has your wallet, killed a rat underneath the bird feeder to make an example to the other animals

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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People really do underestimate just how intensely humans have co-evolved with domestic dogs over the course of many thousands of years. (And with cats, albeit over a somewhat shorter time-frame).

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Axle's avatar Axle @armpit.bsky.social
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Pride BEGAN during a time of anti-sodomy laws. The first Pride was a riot against those laws. Pride is celebrated around the world in places where it is much more dangerous to be queer than here. Pride is not dependent on being ALLOWED to be who we are, it’s a promise that we WILL be no matter what

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icecube45's avatar icecube45 @icecube45.net
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you should be able to load your clipper with robux

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kue's avatar kue @kueller.bsky.social
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I envy New Yorkers whose biggest problem in the world right now is congestion pricing.

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Prof. EAGZ's avatar Prof. EAGZ @emmmilygz.bsky.social
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One for the syntax folk 🐦🐦

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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Found a festival for some of you

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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We got tricked by science fiction into thinking a futuristic city is all about flying cars and crystal towers and hologram billboards but what it really looks like is nice apartment blocks, good mass transit, pedestrian zones with shade trees and safe bike lanes.

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sid's avatar sid @sidvicio.us
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in 7 minutes i will be 15 years sober from ketamine after being homeless and a hopeless addict for 5 years

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Davinia Evans (Dee)'s avatar Davinia Evans (Dee) @cupiscent.bsky.social
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The way USB-C can just plug in either way up honestly feels like cheating

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Geo🪨's avatar Geo🪨 @geolikestrains.bsky.social
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yeah I'm grade separated grade separated me from the university i wanted to attend

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flashback to when Kobe Bryant died and my friend started sobbing in the group chat about how Kobe was more of a father to him than his real father and my other friend goes "wow, I've never heard of him, I'll do research on him"

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Geo🪨's avatar Geo🪨 @geolikestrains.bsky.social
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i love trains bruh they don't gotta worry about nothing

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tara 's avatar tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social
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My life would be so much easier if my doppelgänger wasn't obsessed with hunting me through the sewers at night

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Geo🪨's avatar Geo🪨 @geolikestrains.bsky.social
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technology has really consumed so much of our lives and yet here I am complaining about that fact through the medium of technology

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Geo🪨's avatar Geo🪨 @geolikestrains.bsky.social
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a 49, 14, and a 14R walk into a bar, all looking very determined. the bartender sees them and says "wow, you three must be on a mission"

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freyja (moderately hinged)'s avatar freyja (moderately hinged) @freyja-lynx.bsky.social
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lots of giants fans on the train today. hope you lose today

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kue's avatar kue @kueller.bsky.social
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Urbanists talking about "anti-social" behavior is starting to feel like a dog whistle. It's odd cause I know the term came to prominence to discuss problems that don't require policing but I'm getting a vibe that it's leaning back to policing.

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Geo🪨's avatar Geo🪨 @geolikestrains.bsky.social
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this 97yo illustration is cooking up fear the old fashioned way

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Geo🪨's avatar Geo🪨 @geolikestrains.bsky.social
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we really don't mortify the population like we used to

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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cults are overrated. what about friendship? then we can all go home when we want to

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Jack's avatar Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social
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Boomers will clutch pearls about every single minor crime that can be committed, apart from the speed limit. The speed limit is just a stupid law that shouldn't apply to them.

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Geo🪨's avatar Geo🪨 @geolikestrains.bsky.social
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i am one of the villains of cyberstruck because if you hang out with me you are more likely to see one (a family member of mine owns one)

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JLP's avatar JLP @jlp.bsky.social
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Saying “ow” when a raindrop hits my head

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Geo🪨's avatar Geo🪨 @geolikestrains.bsky.social
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just because he's following you doesn't mean he's found you so you should be safe ... for now

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tangential but I love how we use the would "badder" or "baddest" only in the context of being a baddie, not being bad. imagine if we didn't. "name a worse (affirmative? bitch! that's right you can't" "she's the worst (affirmative) bitch I know!"

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Geo🪨's avatar Geo🪨 @geolikestrains.bsky.social
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I cannot and will not pass an opportunity to repost tenochtitlan sun stone

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Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic's avatar Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic @grubreport.bsky.social
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My train fanatic oldest shot this last night. It's so gorgeous I'm thinking of commissioning a painting from it.

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Zach Lipton's avatar Zach Lipton @zachlipton.com
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Put. The. Googly. Eyes. On. The. Boat. Tram.

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