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George Takei@georgetakei.bsky.social |
Words to live by.
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Blaine Fleming
@binarymonkey.com
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My last interaction with paramedics was me saying “I gave them Narcan” and them saying “that was a waste.” It was an overdose. The person survived because of it. There was zero interest in helping.
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Jukebox Judy
@belovedladylove.bsky.social
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What? NEVER!
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@jimjoe.bsky.social
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And make sure you have clean undies! Name optional.
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Funsize Dad
@ladaddy.bsky.social
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Oh what’s the fun in that???!?
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Stephen
@sfdegraff.bsky.social
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They’ve seen it all before or will politely say they have.
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Tripwire
@tripwire69.bsky.social
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But please. Tell the cops nothing. Tell the Paramedics everything.
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PrimateParty
@emaronde.bsky.social
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The "weak Kantian Imperative".
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Spottacus (🚀fetch,sdcc)
@spottacus.bsky.social
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No. Be bold and take reasonable chances. Never live constrained by avoiding things that will upset those who already judge others. That is how we achieve great things. And, sometimes, the HOA will be upset and we have a bit of 'splaining to do to the paramedics.
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@kevinmagoo72.bsky.social
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I know nothing about this hamster. I have no idea who is behind it. I disagree with some of the things they're saying about this hamster and some of the things they're saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal. I have nothing to do with this hamster.
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Il gatto infuriato
@ptorelli.bsky.social
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Been there. Done that. They didn't even believe me.
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Ashford
@ashokhotnik.bsky.social
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Extra points if you shock the Paramedics
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Toby Berry
@tobyberry6325.bsky.social
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David Sedaris does a very funny routine about this
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John Pollock
@siliconwolf.bsky.social
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That is not as limiting as you might think.
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Eat
@eateator.bsky.social
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If they want answers they better revive
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Tsotate
@tsotate.bsky.social
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I feel bad for the one person in the world who really lives the extremely unlikely excuses people give. Somewhere, there's a dude who genuinely slipped in the shower and got a shampoo bottle stuck somewhere very uncomfortable, and literally no one (including me) will ever believe him
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Linuxrebel
@linuxrebel.bsky.social
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There is no way humanly possible to argue with this. There are however, a lot of stories I've read. Or I'm glad I'm not the one that had to do the explaining.
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@phteven26.bsky.social
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Also consider that some injuries are required to be reported to the authorities.*
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