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high account. richochet merchant. 今夜新しいきじを書きます


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LillianOrlando's avatar LillianOrlando @lillianorlando.bsky.social
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As a side note, this is John McEntee, Trump's Director of White House Personnel and the primary architect of Project 2025. On Tik Tok he said he gives counterfeit bills to homeless people so they will be arrested when they go to spend them.

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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like plowing the whole "misinformation" discourse into the topic feels (ironically) like misinformation

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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Go ahead and dunk on me every time Biden is smart without sounding like Megan Fox listing car FACTS in Transformers (if he sounds like Marisa Tomei in My cousin Vinnie you can dunk on me). Just feel like reasonable people should be able to agree it's less "lost a step" and more "has dementia eps"

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Anthonius van ʘo!o's avatar Anthonius van ʘo!o @xtpd.bsky.social
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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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if VC buys the place you'll be hanging from a track on the ceiling (I am real high / just chopping it up)

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semiotics of film grain's avatar semiotics of film grain @jamiroqueer.bsky.social
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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yeah I know now and btw thanks "Capital Letters" (sarcastic). You fucked up my plan

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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it's funny how RLM is very perceptive to when movie makers lose ambition and start satisficing later in the production because that was their Space Cop experience. (wild guess incoming) Mike lost control of the ship a little during that production. Jay mentions/draws from it a lot, Rich a fair bit

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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(per RLM) it seems like a really charming amateur movie, raw talent, at least the first 20 minutes like with sharp insert shots and clear intent, then they lost steam a little "get 'im"

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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this is from an #RLM #BotW but I crack up that some bro brothers made a film in Hawaii and their last name is "Cousins". The Cousins brothers. It's like smothers brothers, and what's smothered is the burrito of genetic diversity lol

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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should clarify the "points" are what he says Chapo says about Israel and then what follow are his responses

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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internet searching to remember who was interviewed in that early "off" Chapo Trap House ep where the person was like real religious and/or conservative, came across a surreal article (slightly garbled/translated but gist is surreal). Point #1 was "our meme game is weak". Here's point #2:

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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re: their coming collapse, US institutions starting to seem like Santa's sleigh in Elf, like the fascist cavalry closing in and maybe, this time, not enough people singing

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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Anybody else, after the recent debate, search their emails “Biden brain” for the first time they said they thought Biden cognitively declining (December 2019 for me though earlier too bet I would often invoke brain for it but not always) pudding brain is what I said

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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Dude that is really good like a clean but creative sci fi

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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I think a lot of people know somebody who, while they don't think they're gong to get murdered by them, politics are a risk factor. like they love the even-worse party and a scenario is plausible-ish

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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was pretty surprised there wasn't a "biden having bad moments" story in there but maybe that was mostly right after the debate and only sporadically now

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Walter (RIP)'s avatar Walter (RIP) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social
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Holy fuck this reads like a short horror story

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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minor my-life quirk: ~half of [the 30ish people I know best IRL, #20+ admittedly just a solid-ta-decent whiff] developed and talk STRONG politics. Most on social media. Many real freaks. Seen wild up close. HS and family friendships have frayed lol

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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a very competitive bunch. very politically conservative 3/4 (think the daughter is like 70% resist lib, 30% enviro radical). My friend's (mr cb) wife is like a super centrist lib. Very strong Clinton... couple glasses of wine, hall monitor takes on Dems too soft on illegals. TERF-adj stuff

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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mom and dad also pretty good like they did casual league shit as a family I think, or maybe adults in one league and kids in another, probably works better that way. One parent was from place where bowling alleys were legit nightlife... other can't remember/say for sure but wouldn't surprise me.

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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also Mr. cb's sister, Miss constant bowler. She threw it weird, righty with lefty spin, looked like it hurt but was adorable and WAY more effective than my toss lol. She got like ~155 on a solid game, maybe? I only bested 155 2 or 3 times ever... 130ish maybe 20% of games, hard ceiling

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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the context-free sport version is bowling I think, like I'd kind of like to be smashing those pins the best but I'm not practicing or anything, like this is a once every two years thing and if you're too good like who cares, mr constant bowler lol.

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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I am not very competitive but "loser rides the bus" is exactly my vibe. Like, college friend get-togethers the guys compete to get bad/share rooms and I try desperately (they do frisbee shit so I usu. lose anyway). I don't even care, maybe I beat your ass and give the room from kindness or a few $

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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this guy's first wife left him for a "normal" ambitious and smarmy republican (also big D, he flashed it constantly), his best friend other than maybe his brother. I never liked him! Normie was counseling him to leave his wife, while banging her on the sly! The kind of conservative THAT happens to.

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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HS friend, worst politics I know, I muted him on facebook YEARS ago so I could be friendly a time or two a year but one kinda leaked through due to one mutual and: SCREEDS of CW-wasn't-about-slavery [austrian economics] & thumbs up from 5 of the 6 people who read his posts lol

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Peter Sagal's avatar Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social
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It is remarkable to me that when they ever deign to name a specific complaint that requires them to overthrow American society (ie, a “revolution”) it’s always something like faculty senates or website DEI statements or calorie counts on menus.

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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the media will consistently tell the corporate/facist story, against small groups of weirdos. And careerism scoops tons of nerds&weirdos off the pile! Like it's all verse a minority of nerds, prone to nerd shit, yelling. A few experts, more underachievers with time. Normies break right.

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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is god saying that and flashing the lights and shadow around? though you could be god I guess like there was a song about that, just a slob like one of us etc.

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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damn dude you are good lookin' like at my age? you put me in that suit? how I'd look to a stranger? twat vibes at best, gary glitter vibes at worst lol

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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dude the right would have way worse lawyers these days, catholics are the only conservatives who still read (shout out Matt Christman,& apologies to my dad who at this moment is prob. plowing through... prob. drek, he'd read normalish stuff but also Mark Levin, the Left Behind series lol)

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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"Black people will remain slaves, regardless of the outcome of any series of military engagments" and "any future time traveler will have to bring, at a minimum, 2000 cans of pringles and transmit the recipe for chocolate like how you make it, like we're doing something wrong here"

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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He's right. They're stealing the country from us and ending democracy. "Bloodless if the left allows it to be" is a threat to kill anyone who fights back

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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Delighted that Football Coach: College dynasty lets you do a 4 QB rotation. Had a flukey convergence thanks to a couple JC transfers and couple who transferred since I couldn’t pay millions or promise a natl championship. I hope it’s a plausible strat

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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I decided I had to watch debate highlights and I am doing Jon Stewart forgive me I just really understand that lens it’s comfy I’ll watch them somewhere else next maybe, probably not this is brutal

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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Is Tom Brady’s acting more like a concussed Daniel Tosh or a drunk Bo Burnham?

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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One thing you don’t see as much about goalkeeper conversation is their anticipation and even just willingness to guess in desperate situations

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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What England did at the end of ET, like stuff the pitch with midfielders and basically play 5-5-0 my dad would have been going nuts. He’s a “prevent defense prevents winning” guy

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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This is re: Biden like yes the NYT was hammering the old brain stories but that had to be an attempt to crack the illusion and nudge the inner circle into doing the only sane and reasonable thing, right? Like Biden had some unambiguously alarming moments years ago and pretty consistently since

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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It’s tough because you see the way things are going, they’re bad in some of the predicted ways, and then when they come to pass folks accuse you of rooting for bad things. Maybe I could do more, sure, but maybe they could pause and consider how we sure are right a lot lol.

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Dr Legume's avatar Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social
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This joke is different from the earlier one by one letter OK

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I think the reason Philip K Dick is still the predominant SF writer of the last century is, he was the only one who foresaw a future where everything would be boring, inconvenient and dehumanising, and where the only way you can win is to somehow refuse to give up your humanity.

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Joel Morris's avatar Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social
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Hahahahahahaha. No, meritocrat-twat, you get paid well because the people you’re working for are toxically wealthy. Do the same job for poor people, not on a yacht, you get paid dick all. They really believe inequality is down to a flat rate per hour for work done. More hard work; more money.

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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