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“She’s MOODY! Now she needs a nap!” Denmark She / Her

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This is brilliant and I shall implement it immediately. For morale.

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so great that Europe's doing this again with the diseases

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In cabin by sea. All-day rain. Cosy! (That’s my mum fiddling with all the mushrooms she found in the forest yesterday)

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I feel like the plague vs. cholera idiom is really appropriate here. Like, obviously you’d rather have cholera because plague is way more deadly, but also, you really really don’t want cholera.

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If popular opinion is what we measure Israel’s actions on, I see his “most of the country” and raise him ”most of the world”.

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Ancient historians: “these mfs want accurate, objective accounts smh BORING 😂”

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FUCK ME I just googled him and learned he is the co-author of The Coddling... You cannot make this shit up. Nevermind. I quit.

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Not climate crisis, not rising inequality, not polarisation. Just social media. I am immediately suspicious. I don't know if you take suggestions, but if you do, this is one. The methodology and use of statistics seems... weak, at best.

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Just learned the Spanish version of "righty tighty, lefty loosey" translates as "the right oppresses, the left liberates" and holy shit that goes hard.

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Sunday chilling with my best girl 🥰

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I shop at second hans apps. Got some really quality pieces at Vestiaire Collective.

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Det er Instagrams skråskrift. Jeg skrev det, tog et screenshot og importerede det i stitchsketch som laver billeder om til broderimønstre!

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Hende måtte jeg lige Google. Omg 😭

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Y’all! Just need to find a good frame now. I’m thinking gold.

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I KNOW 😭 Det var om hans beef med 50 og om hvordan han var den ny konge af West Coast. IKK tilfældigt at KL laver throwback til den.

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Okay men slip alt hvad du har o hænderne og hør One Blood med The Game.

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Kæft det er relevant info. Jeg har brug for at forklare nogen at “I see dead people” er et callback til One Blood og derfor var det ekstra grineren at det var Dre som sagde det, men også hvor vildt det er at Dre, som har holdt sig udenfor beefs since forever, introducerede den.

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Har du set da han spillede den i 20 minutter forleden 😭

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At one point I dated an American who said that having a divorce dog was about the most Danish thing she’d ever heard. She might be right.

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Everyone, this is Nina. Nina is my dog, except she lives with my ex husband because he’s in a house with another dog and I’m in a flat working long hours. I’m sort of a weekend dad. She was 6 when we divorced. She’ll be 9 soon. Which is old when you’re a boxer #seniorpupsaturday

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Same. It’s become my preferred social media after I left the bird site.

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“Love is love”. It’s not about fucking love, but sexual orientation and who people are at their very core. This “love” shit waters the struggle down to being allowed to conform to nuclear family standards with a pretty fairytale on top and it drives me up the wall.

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…måske mere midaldrende tyskere

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I swear to god people in relationships get aggravated over the easiest solvable shit. They’d rather trash their partner than talk to them.

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I may be way out of bounds here but could a solution have been to… I don’t know… tell her how annoying it was and ask her to not do that? And just bite her if she didn’t respect it?

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VI SER BARBARAS RABARBERBAR-DANSEVIDEOER I EN TIME I STRÆK

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NEJ JEG ER SLØJ OG LIGGER I SENGEN DETTE ER BULLSHIT. HVAD MED DIG?

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Welp did I jinx something? Because I’ve been in bed with a sore throat for three days now and this is not OK

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Oh sorry, I meant Stemlord 😅 But me neither, I deleted my account.

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Ooh, yay! Really liked following you on Twitter and here you are! This is great!

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Det er ufatteligt så mange mennesker der tror det gør dem interessante at hate på popmusik og ‘mainstream’

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Folk der trasher andre folks musiksmag er så uendeligt kedeligt. Let people enjoy things og få dig en personlighed, jeez.

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Everyone in Denmark is complaining about the shitty summer weather (as per usual) and I am secretly loving the forecast of rain all day because it gives me an excuse to stay in bed.

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