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Compost pizza and unlimited trash salad bar

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Imagine being her

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What third positionist taught them the word "atomization"

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May we all someday be this diligent

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The most steadfast and on-mission demographic on this website is horny gay men

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mutual aid is about politicized survival. lots of people leave out the POLITICIZED part and that's a problem cuz without that part it's not mutual aid.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀'s avatar Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social
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INTERVIEWER: What would you say is your biggest strength? ME: I am committed to giving birth to 500 devils and demons within my lifetime. I am singularly interested in this and in nothing else. INTERVIEWER: That's essentially perfect for us. I'm so glad we gave you this interview to find that out.

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Need to amend the social contract to include 20 min dog bathroom breaks every 3 fireworks hours

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Liberal dissenting opinion by Justice Sotomayor: "*inflates you, making you big and round*"

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People are saying the quiet parts out loud now?? Wow. In my day it was called "the quiet part" because you didnt say it out loud. Political norms have really changed. This is an unprecedented time in America. Amazeballs

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I'm also immune from crimes, not that anyone asked

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maybe it will ride again one day, I just can't see "wife guy" myself anymore without going "hmMm"

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guy wife wife guy was good handle/gender identity but as usual some guys went and ruined it for all of us

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The middle of the country is a deeply colonized place filled with peoples surviving different degrees of authoritarianism ALREADY depending on social and economic strata. Not only that but we still have actual means of production here. Write us off at your own peril you higher effort Samantha burns

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This is soooooo fucking CRUEL. What a damned shame. I'm sorry to hear this.

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At this point if I'm trying to communicate anything or get anything done I just assume everyone has long covid brain damage to impulse control and so do I. It honestly helps

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Damn. It's really time to start vernalizing seeds for fall planting eh

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Recap: 1. The Times runs a scandal piece on how Biden administration lobbied not to publish age guidelines for youth trans care, because those guidelines could be politically abused. 2. Pressed by the Times, the administration puts age limits on trans care much more severe than the guidelines.

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more building community support networks right now, less hoping lawyers will sort it out someday

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Star trek discovery really concluded with "creationism is valid" huh. Reactionary elite capture ass show. It deserved better

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For anyone who is interested and in a position to contribute towards healthcare for Kenyans who were injured by the police in yesterdays protests, or for families who lost loved ones in the same, this is the link for a verified fundraiser. www.mchanga.africa/fundraiser/1...

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Damn this website is 3 cults in a trenchcoat eh

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Burger king should have rolling papers at the drive through. And only the drive through

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Does it actually hit different when you don't have adult smol bean disorder

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Idk how some of you will take addy for fun. Live your best life ig but it's such a "good little worker drone" drug for me

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People already use it to write cover letters and do linear algebra so. Yeah

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ChatGPT will have phd-level intelligence (derogatory)

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This is the angriest anyone has ever been while eating ice cream. The problem is that, in order to give her the ice cream, I had to touch the ice cream

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math textbooks have a calming, grounding aura. you don't even have to read them, just leave them lying around. it's like if crystals were real

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*all american rejects voice* i hope this email finds you well, finds you well, finds you well

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Humpty dumpty is a cautionary tale about assuming a character is an egg when there's no evidence for it..

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learning this intermediate option before full Grass Mode of deleting your account is like learning to drive stick. in the revolutionary society this will be a part of getting your Internet License from the People's Party

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You can start figuring it out however, whenever and with whatever! ❣️

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In Parable of the Sower, Octavia Butler was right that people would want a problematic age gap relationship in 2024 but did not foresee that people would want a mommy and not a daddy

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Finally a cop car that sets itself on fire.

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*immediately or asap after the high cortisol event

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when I was an EMT we were recommended even just 10-15 min cardio exercise, though that was almost 2 decades ago (😭). I thought it helped though.

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Just as an outside observer, I think more wife guys would benefit from being guy wives, which are just guys who are wives, wives who are guys, who are wives' guys, and so on

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Most Indigenous people speak Spanish here too, so I'm working bilingually a lot for the first time in years. Trips me up that the word for "except" is "excepto". It feels like something Peggy Hill would make up on the fly

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I mask everywhere and I'm relieved fewer people are dying of covid. We Exist

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Breaking News: President Biden ordered the U.S. border with Mexico to be temporarily closed to asylum seekers when crossings of migrants surge. nyti.ms/3RfboIJ

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Hello , I’m jamal from gaza I was studying software engineering and it’s was the last year , I love playing oud instruments and love the quite , I have a big dreams but the war suddenly destroyed everything , you can help me rebuild my life by helping me evacuating

www.gofundme.com/f/sspqf-10k-...

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Me getting injectable T instead of the patch or cream

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ME AFTER ATTEMPTING TO HEAVE MY BODY INTO THE MACHINERY OF EMPIRE TO SLOW THE GEARS EVEN SLIGHTLY: yeowch!! owie!!!!!!! oofa doofa!!!!!!!!!!!

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Summer 2024 is a death threat for US agricultural workers

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🌊🌊🌊💪💪Maverick Garland💪💪🌊🌊🌊

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If only the rich liberals or the pink ribbon orgs would fund, free mobile clinics with cheap or free contraception, EC (including larc), ultrasound, and hcg testing... but nope, this would make too much sense and actually help people.

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