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Yeah people would at worst think you were outre or a "freak", but not like Destroying America
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🎵 That's me in the spotlight, cruisin' with my pigeon 🎵
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Yeah people would at worst think you were outre or a "freak", but not like Destroying America
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He seems to get off on being bullied from what I've seen
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Scrungly
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My dumb cat does that too. What are you doing, cat. That's so inefficient
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They should make a video game about ninjas. Or one with laser guns
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Inspector Ratchet
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"I still get butterflies around you" no baby that is either diarrhea or anxiety 💖✨️🙏
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i'm just patrick, deep down
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hell yeah north side
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Now I'm a fan
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Science still cannot explain the ""lotion booger""
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Can't believe today's Wordle was "WENIS"
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Just realized I have a recurring dream motif of scary elevators going sideways or too fast or moving with the doors open? Probably means nothing
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me-sowing_me-reaping.jpg
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I don't know what my religion is but it mostly consists of library worship
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Love how he put as much work into this email as I do picking out an ITYSL meme to reply to my wife. "yeah ill pick up bananas [GIF of Tim Robinson going OH YEAH]"-ass email
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I'm gonna shoot the heat dome with a bazooka
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ChatGPT was apparently down for 2.5 hours yesterday. Absolutely no one seems to give a shit. There's one story on Hacker News with 0 comments www.tomsguide.com/news/live/ch...
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There's a scene in Unfrosted that's just "Tony the Tiger leads a Jan 6th against Kellogg's". Real trenchant stuff
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Good Guy Mark Zuckerberg ruining Facebook to demolish Boomer media
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lmfao
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I put lotion on my skin and it slurps it right up like a thirsty little boy! Slurp slurp slurp!
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if u don't have a condom u can just wrap a sheet of GLAD® PRESS'N SEAL® around ur dick
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gas statіon dream gіrl
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Every morning I wake up shocked that I, once again, have to go to work.
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Sam and Martha-Ann Alito would've absolutely owned slaves
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Lol same author as that one, too
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You don't have to write a story about everything rich people waste their time on
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If anything it's the opposite. The people of 250 years from now should be embarrassed of our current leaders
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No human life is less—or more—valuable because of nationality or citizenship or lack of either of these.
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Toilet paper goes on front side down. Wait what
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pee wee herman-palladino
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*three days after every time someone has hit on me in my entire life* hey wait a second... OHHH
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Learning so much rn
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Really liking The Acolyte so far. I dig the practical effects and actual set design. The Volume shows seem so soulless despite being more realistic-looking. This show looks like it could've been made in the 90's (complimentary)
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Hell yeah I'm a Gamer now
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Joseph Fink
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going sicko mode (putting on my little podcast in my little headphones while I do chores)
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Anything else, Joe?
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Joad The Wet Sprocket
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Furiosa? More like Bi-Curiousa! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha happy pride from all of us here at Straight
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Absurd. They just allow anyone on this website
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It's weird because canning involves raising the temperature and it also helps prevent spoilage. How can both high AND low temperatures do this? This is how I know we live in a simulation
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more mr. nice guy
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Campbell's Oops! All Chunks
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Hourly Foxes
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Charles Louis Richter
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everyone is the world is playing CYBERSTRUCK, the fun new mandatory game in which you are eliminated when you see your first cybertruck in the wild rules are similar to whamageddon, but with no end date: • the cybertruck must be real, in the wild • as soon as you notice the cybertruck, you are out
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I'ma
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Correct number of fingers. It's real 🧐
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Remember rainbow parties? Now they're doing them IN THE WORKPLACE
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I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm a hundred percent reply guy 😞
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I own like 8 dishes stamped "microwave safe" that get napalm-hot in the microwave 🙃
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Shocked to see everyone praising the milkshake duck this morning. You all remember what he did
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You are not what I would call an intellectual type
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I only DM unsolicited dick pics to my wife 😤
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✨️Angel Facts✨️
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its cool that we invented a whole term for "guy who actually likes his wife" bc it's rare enough to be a notable phenomenon
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ProPublica
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¿Qué hago si me lesiono en el trabajo en una granja de Wisconsin? Esta guía explica sus derechos en ranchos grandes y pequeños. Se basa en entrevistas con abogados y otros expertos.
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