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What if they played jai alai and had the scoops on their tails

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Touch grass, eat cigarette butts with your feet 🚬

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Babar Loux, Warrior

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I just figured out like last month that you can launch quests directly from the quest menu instead of figuring out where you need to go & tabbing over to the map to find the destination. Saved me some needless menu time

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I read it for my AP English class in high school and it was amazing

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Lasagnus Dei, qui tortellini peccata mundi, dona nobis pasta

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I saw an official sign for it out at a bar that called it "the champagne of pain"

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John K of Ren & Stimpy fame is on that list too

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Nothing sums this up better than a journalist going to an anti-immigration rally and asking if anyone had any personal stories of the "migrant crisis". Not a single one to be heard, but plenty of people saying they're scared something *might* happen. Completely propagandized.

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Where's the metric on the gangbang spreadsheet of people who realized it was the crazy Twitter lady who made posts about never showering and their subsequent decisions to either leave or participate

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[restaurant] waiter: how would you like your steak me: i don't know, medium? medium: *gazes into crystal ball* you will like it a lot

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"I'm getting my vitamins," I reassure myself, as I consume enough niacin to kill a horse

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I respect Woolie for making an entire career in defiance of the game most youtubers play. 45 minute LP episodes? Podcast clips that are over an hour long? Nonstop fighting game content? The algorithm HATES him

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I think they've recognized that titles aren't gonna get clickthroughs for their 3+ hour vids, Woolie just loves his long form podcasts

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The premise of the podcast is each gives the other something they haven't experienced and they have a month to do it, then report back to each other like a book club. SEW failed his first month's challenge, going to a FGC tournament, so Woolie made him play Omikron as punishment lmao

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You close the door and it's just an immolation chamber

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My partner's household dog Pippin does frequent standing-in-your-way stances

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Guy: It says here you've got a North Omaha Special, where you'll steal a customer's catalytic converter if they order it. What's that about? Tony: Well Guy, it all starts with a couple things I overheard from my buddies when I last took a trip to the city

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feeling tinnitus kick in every time I see the weird oversaturated lighting of an AI generated photo

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VIDEO ESSAYIST: but we cant talk about batman, without first discussing the perlmutter diaper corporation YOU: [transfixed] yes... i must know about perlmutter... his diapers, and batman... ME: [crouch walking up to you waiting for "PRESS X to TAKE DOWN"]

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I don't follow sports at all but "a gun doesn't need a backswing" is the coolest and most poetic way I've seen a ripper pitch described

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I try not to follow "consensus opinions about who's the worst Jew" that seems to be a bad way to go about forming opinions

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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

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McDonald’s Facing Backlash After Launch of New Mascot, “The Hamspurglar”

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There's no associated sound to it, but I'm certain we all hear this tweet in our heads in the exact same way

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Almost like the post I was replying to hinges on making up nonsense that would get right-leaning selfish mindsets to adopt projects that help others instead of themselves. Tap into the individualism of a personal vehicle bound mindset to get them to swim in your direction.

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"I support a robust public transport infrastructure because it gets people who can't drive off my roads" cmon people we can judo throw this suburban selfishness for the greater good

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They're unironically saying brilliant sir I hate it

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If you're gonna be melting cheese, don't get the pre-shredded bag; avoiding the anti-clump starch stuff and getting an actual melt to your cheese is worth the effort to shred a block

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If I see you break this out I'm getting the fuck out of your house

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I was just about to say the same thing, peak. This is how alt text is meant to be used.

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time was on twitter you could make a cask of amontillado joke and everyone would eat that stuff up. people loved getting the reference. they’re probably expecting one at the end of this post. there’s not. but i can show you where one is

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Twitter CEO: (doing TV interview) Things are looking up for X! After days of begging I have almost convinced Dr Scholl's Shoe Insoles to buy a $100 ad spend *Elon Musk falls through ceiling dressed in SS uniform*

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1923: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute. 2023: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute.

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Does he ever go around in yarn form but with googly eyes on it

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Quick, someone get Elon's email about the manufacturing standards for the cybertruck being on the precision level of microns

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$3.75 in coins flew out of my pocket in an e scooter crash and now the bus stop teens are calling me sonic the hedgehog

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The destruction was deliberate, but not the purchase. He tried desperately to back out of the over-inflated valuation that he caused off a literal 420 meme, couldn't back out, and got slapped with the price. Calling it all a plan from the start would give him much more credit than he's owed.

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if gordon ramsay ever criticized my cooking i would tackle him off the side of a ledge and punch him on the way down like its gandalf vs the balrog

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This month's offerings ✨🤲✨

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