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Men's rea activist@internethippo.bsky.social |
Dying is so embarrassing hey I gotta go can you take care of this flesh sack I'm leaving behind
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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻
@down10.bsky.social
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I wish I could just fade out
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⛵🔌
@shadylink.lol
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Usually if you just leave it there things will sort themselves out.
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Xander O’Connor
@xanderoconnor.bsky.social
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hence the word “mortified”
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Tim Waits
@ironweed.bsky.social
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a/k/a "The Final Imposition"
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Tyler Lane
@underwater.bsky.social
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if it were up to me I would simply choose not to die
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i'm the pope
@jefemuka.bsky.social
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Visiting the Church of the Eternal Flame huh
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Chip bitney
@fragboner.bsky.social
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Oops shit myself
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Tricks
@trick5.bsky.social
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I simply need to vanish when I die
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ZHUGE LIANG 285/600$
@shuchancellor.online
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yeah i got u boss
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dobisan
@dobisan.bsky.social
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I can't die because of the shame! I immortal because of the shame! :(
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Dandy G
@dangyd.bsky.social
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(as i hand you a big manila folder labeled "LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, LEGALLY BINDING, THIS IS REAL") hold my beer and watch this shit
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Mach
@machminotaur.bsky.social
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they flop around. so dramatic!
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Life Expert
@bensonisrad.bsky.social
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This is why I always do a cremation before bed.
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Morticia91
@morticia91.bsky.social
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You should try this. No packaging left behind. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdRd...
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Mike Lewinski
@wildernessvagabonds.com
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I'm signed up for open air cremation and my final instructions say to pass out marshmellow sticks and S'more fixins.
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Brainworm Enjoyer
@misterfungi.bsky.social
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That’s why I’m planning on doing something cool like choking on a hotdog at a competitive eating competition
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ABooklySolo
@abooklysolo.bsky.social
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Dying like we were born. Oblivious, confused, and shitting ourselves.
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auntiesocialmedia.bsky.social
@auntiesocialmedia.bsky.social
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Donate your organs and let them deal with your old sagging flesh.
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Mike Blackwell 🏖️🍉🌻
@mikeb815.bsky.social
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"Sure, sure. No problem. Sauted or baked?" "What?" "What?"
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A Manly Mullins in Texas
@amullinstx.bsky.social
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Gross. I wouldn’t be caught dead.
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Teresa R.
@teresarobinson.bsky.social
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So, my life is so gd pathetic that last week, I pre paid for cremation. And bought an urn. They’ll pick me up wherever I happen to kick off, throw me in the fire, and package me up. If no one picks me up, they’ll scatter me after 5 years.
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Rev
@revskellemans.bsky.social
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Just become a skeleton, no flesh sack or death to worry about
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Reasonable Doubt
@reasonabledoubt.bsky.social
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It's why you just Uber to the beach and swim out to sea.
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Bryan
@bryaninthegale.bsky.social
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ah fuck missed the collection day, just burn it
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The Bug Sex Lady
@bunnyloveerin.bsky.social
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As someone who hates being a burden on others, I would be mortified if my friends and family would need to carry me like dead weight
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Firebrand
@korghee.bsky.social
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Just death pointing and laughing at the fact that you pooped yourself and you can't get up for maybe not eternity but at least a few minutes.
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Hipster Sasquatch
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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"Sorry, it's gonna poop itself once I leave. That's now a you problem."
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Elon Musk's Hair Plugs
@elonmuskshairplugs.bsky.social
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This is why I only mill around in bear country.
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Toast
@kbells.bsky.social
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It’s like I always say, die fighting god or don’t die
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Chase Burke
@cburke.bsky.social
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There will be a lot of piss and shit but please pretend otherwise.
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Dallin Turner
@dallinturner.bsky.social
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And you better get right on it, because that’s going to start to stink real bad real quick!
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Entery Potivon
@goodguyprime.bsky.social
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The rest of us put our carts back if you get what I’m saying.
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