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Vegan black belt Regional Wordle champion Sell cabbage in Ba Sing Se

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absolutely spot on

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Found in a random reddit post: Democrats aren't there to 'fight' Republicans. They're there as a pressure-release valve. To make the voters feel like they've done something to fight the evil in our country & thus release any builtup feelings of rage or frustration. To sooth revolutionary tendencies

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It would be nice if people would stop donating to both despicable candidates.

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Giving "the current rate of genocide in Gaza is acceptable" vibes

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He's like referring to actor/comedian Jamie Kennedy.

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And has been for a long time.

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Lot of good that pressure has done to stop funding a genocide.

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Is this dating advice for 15 year olds?

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Unless you are literally voting for Trump, no other option you choose is an actual vote for Trump. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise. You have the right to vote for whoever you want or to not vote at all.

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What have the Dems done to stop any of this? They always have excuses to not get shit done. And if this is an existential crisis to not let Trump win, they are seriously running a dementia patient who's polling worse than a rapist felon? Lol

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Just go vegan

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"Sir, the insurrectionists have breached the White House! We must order you to evacuate!" "Listen Jack, let me finish this nap first and then we can have a chat."

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Looks like something useful is happening on the Nazi site - this court document about Donald Trump’s involvement in the Epstein case is going viral This is a disgusting read

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But he wanted to make our health care system 1% better. Fuck that shit.

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It would be great if he decided to become the Jack Lalanne candidate, constantly doing curls and squats in public.

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STEVE HARVEY: We asked 100 maniacs this disgusting question

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Would love to see Biden out there playing a pick-up game of basketball now and then. I don't understand why that's not happening.

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I hope there aren't too many fireworks going off near the White House right now. Biden just finished his day and it's his bedtime.

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It is 4 pm. The President of the United States is now off duty for the day and will return at 10 am tomorrow.
#sundowning

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The entire Dem party united to shove a senile dementia patient down our throat in 2020. They would have done anything to ensure we didn't get the guy who wanted our health care to be a smidge better.

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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It's fine to let Joe Biden run there's no reason to be worried about letting an old and frail politician hold power Oops sorry pic unrelated

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"Biden campaign in free fall as Democrats privately and publicly call on president to withdraw" 🫠

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Biden is so weak and ineffectual the fascist court gave him all that power while he's still in office.

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Remember when libs said they would riot in the streets if Roe v Wade was ever reversed?

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Honestly still in shock that the most crooked American President in history said "I need immunity" and the GOP Supreme Court said "well, it's nowhere in the constitution, but sure, why not? Whats the worst that could happen?"

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There could be video footage of him molesting small children and he wouldn't lose any support.

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) 's avatar Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social
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Hey so…we are in the middle of a far right coup and the far right is telling you they are going to continue and if we try to stop them they will resort to open violence.This is cartoonish and people need to push these fascist now. Not tomorrow not next week we need massive protests and direct action

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I feel like a sign things are not going to work themselves out politically to humanity's benefit is that the owner of Twitter is the most annoying Nazi sex offender plutocrat in history and political junkies still won't stop using the site.

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A Dominatrix who makes you close your tabs one by one

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Climate News: Google’s emissions climb nearly 50% in five years due to AI energy demand: Tech giant’s goal of reducing climate footprint at risk as it grows increasingly reliant on energy-hungry data centres Goog...

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Biden is preparing for his first post debate interview.

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I'm pretty sure Keanu Reeves would get 90% of the popular vote. Just make him the nominee.

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Joe Biden and the DNC's only reaction to the Supreme Court giving the President unlimited power is to beg for more donations.

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"My fellow Americans. Today we witnessed the courts give the President the power to do absolutely anything without repercussion. This goes against our founding fathers' vision. As your President, there is unfortunately nothing I can do."

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Went and watched Biden’s speech and it really had the air of the President signing off when all attempts to stop the asteroid have failed.

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