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Jacob Bacharach@jacobbacharach.bsky.social |
Since we're talking about Star Wars: at its heart, Star Wars is about, in rank order: airplanes, being friends with A Creature, magic, martial arts, and the alienation of parental affection, which is all to say, give the franchise to Miyazaki and we might finally get a good one.
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Sophie Snu 🏳️⚧️
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Do you mean Hayao Miyazaki or Hidetaka Miyazaki? This is important. Very distinctive vibes
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1959 Goa'uld Top 🇵🇸🏴
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it's about having a cool laser sword that makes sick sound effects
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Lynne Fox
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Finally? I reject the premise, but I would *absolutely* see that movie.
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Caren with a C
@caren.bsky.social
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Survivor's guilt!
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Believelander Says Trans Rights
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They already made four good ones tho But you're 100% correct that a Miyazaki Star Wars would absolutely slay
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Public Universal Ally
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also: vietnam
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Sean Kozma
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BRILLIANT Also, there’s no “might” about that. He would do exactly one, and not only would it be the best Star War of all — past, present and future — but it would also be considered a masterpiece of cinema in its own right.
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Darth Calculus
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The anime shorts from Visions are great!
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chbarts
@chbarts.bsky.social
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Begin it on a world near where Luke grew up. My Neighbor Tatooine.
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Transmorpher DDS
@transmorpherdds.bsky.social
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Hell, they got Trigger to do at least a short.
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@ikacprzak.bsky.social
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Don't forget anti-fascism
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The Everything Machine
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“I fucking hate Star Wars” - Miyazaki, probably.
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Nic Smith
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That is a great idea!
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Cadbury Creme Egg Enthusiast
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I think Miyazaki would rather Earthsea or Nausicaa
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@junglistmastiff.bsky.social
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Foundation is a better star wars Dune is a better star wars
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tomstpatrick
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I always thought Star Wars was a western set in space.
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Sy Nakamura
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Me: keeps enjoying Star Wars, mutes useless film critics
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Schroedingercat
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Oh I might actually watch it with enjoyment then
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evan n
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they’re such good airplanes. Throw in a train and Miyazaki is sold
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csilverandgold
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Excellent setup and conclusion.
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@heywooood.bsky.social
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It’s all a preadolescent boy’s dream - which is why all the fanboys lose their shit when a woman or girl appears on screen with a speaking role. End of.
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Facetiously Esoteric
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A critic is someone who failed at their chosen profession, and all they have left is to shit on others' work so not to have to face their own failures.
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D. Salas
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Honestly surprising there’s not more martial arts
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Classic McDavid
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Miyazaki; famously known for hewing close to the source material. In other words I agree. (Not cause I actually have a problem with current SW. i just don't care enough to care to see the same thing.)
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