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Job Polak's avatar Job Polak @jobpolak.bsky.social
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But they don’t do that and currently no one would believe the “best team behind him” bit anyway.

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The campaign and his team, they could perfectly well run a “Biden is the Roosevelt of our time and the elderly respected statesman we need in these dire times, don’t worry about his health and age, he has the best team and VP behind him” campaign.

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Also “we f’ing told you running this guy again was a huge risk when he set himself up perfectly to be a gracious one term president and now we are working through some very understandable rage at the dem party leadership”

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Clearly Trump has no shape to fit into a grandfather’s clock, maybe use a failed casino.

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John Bull's avatar John Bull @garius.bsky.social
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Worth remembering, for the next five years, that the Tory party rules ASSUME they'll have a large number of sitting MPs. e.g. to automatically start a leadership context only 15% of tory MPs have to put in letters. 15% of 130ish seats is... not a lot.

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EuroDada 🍉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌻's avatar EuroDada 🍉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌻 @dadabsky.bsky.social
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Ik had hem op de markt gescoord. Ik ga elke dag een foto maken. 🥬😂

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Job Polak's avatar Job Polak @jobpolak.bsky.social
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Zou hij wel direct een motie van wantrouwen van Wilders hebben gekregen. Ook wel een manier om de geschiedenisboeken in te gaan maar vast niet wat hij voor ogen had toen hij deze baan accepteerde.

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Zou de appie nog een krop sla op voorraad hebben?

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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi's avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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A lot of people are racist, hateful, bigoted, and these figureheads give them permission to be their worst selves. That's really the long and the short of it.

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barry smit's avatar barry smit @barrysmit.nl
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Cc: VVD

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Job Polak's avatar Job Polak @jobpolak.bsky.social
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Mijn moeder geeft echt verschrikkelijk veel op jaar basis aan goede doelen maar heeft een duidelijke regel, als je telefonisch of aan de deur bedelt om meer krijg je 1x een waarschuwing en de 2e x ga je op de zwarte lijst.

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Ieder goeddoel dat mensen inhuurt om te werven doet dat überhaupt alleen maar om een bedel database op te bouwen, anders kan het niet uit. ik weiger dus sowieso iedereen die aan de deur (of supermarkt) komt (behalve de kinderpostzegels).

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Overigens, “schrijf” en “home” op het les programma bord, tssst. Daar gaat onze taal.

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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seems like a worthy tradeoff for a vital technological breakthrough that tells you to pour boiling oil in your eyes to alleviate redness

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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"I cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about it" yeah because he's not a freak, imagine just being there living your life and suddenly Joanne's in your face screaming a pop quiz at you about "penised women"

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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Biden does need to have the talk with his family and staff about whether he can change that perception. Which is a different Q as to whether the perception is right or whether he can do the job: he needs to show he can do it, and be seen to do it. And if he can't he needs to have other hard convos

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Dit herinnert me eraan dat ik gisteren Burning Heart van Dragonforce op Kink Distortion hoorde en dat je daar volgens mij prima de vocalen van La Isla Bonita van Madonna over heen kan monteren. Dus wie kan een beetje leuk mash uppen? Gegarandeerde viral hit.

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Job Polak's avatar Job Polak @jobpolak.bsky.social
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Het kwam niet goed, onder de zweren bleek bijna zijn hele neus afgehakt door een pannenkoek die zijn tuin in de schemering besloot te maaien. Ze hebben hem dus meteen laten inslapen.

Wel direct onze tuin aangemeld als uitwen- en uitzettuin.

www.egelopvangmiddennederland.nl/word-tuinhou...

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Zat volkomen apathisch op het pad, schuim uit de neus, grote zweren/knobbels op de bek. Duidelijk niet goed. Hij heeft de nacht overleefd dus hopelijk komt de dierenambulance hem zo halen, anders maken we zelf een uitstapje naar de opvang.

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De katten toen ik met de doos door de schuur liep.

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Redde zojuist een heel zielig ziek egeltje, als hij de nacht in het douche hok in de schuur overleeft gaat hij morgen naar de egel opvang.

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Then lean into it, become the respectable elderly statesman, the anchor in the storm. The figurehead of a competent team. The problem is that people don’t see a Roosevelt, they see someone who wants to project to be a top of his game slugger but clearly isn’t, that makes voters loose confidence.

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Yes its a huge risk but staying with Biden seems to have become an even larger risk. Am i extremely angry at the Dems to have brought the world to this easily avoidable point? Absolutely. But sticking with Biden is worse. He needs to bow out, if needed by faking a medical necessity.

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I feel (though i’m not a American or in America) that Harris could maybe pull it off, Trump is a narcissist bully and they can also deflate spectacularly if the game changes. Harris might not convince a Trump voter to vote for her but she might make them disgusted with Trump enough to stay home

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Ik heb weinig vertrouwen in de solide basis van de universele mensenrechten maar ik weet toch wel erg zeker dat je als eventuele investeerder in dit geval je geld niet terug gaat zien. Zelfs het huidige Amerikaans supreme court gaat dit niet een jofel plan vinden.

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John Pfaff's avatar John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social
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I don't plan to watch tonight's debate, bc I'm not THAT self-loathing, even tho I'm sure crime and punishment will come up. So figured it couldn't hurt to toss up a short thread to put whatever claims they are likely to make in context. tl;dr: neither did/does/will do much to cause OR stop crime.

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Job Polak's avatar Job Polak @jobpolak.bsky.social
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Was door die tunnel anders ook nog flink lastig… 💀

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Jullie moeten dan maar zo denken, dat parkje is dan uiteindelijk toch bijna 200 miljoen goedkopen dan jullie tramtunnel. 😉

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Vermoed dat het parkje het goedkoopste gedeelte van het project is, lekker geframed weer door omroep west. Als ze slim waren geweest hadden ze die woontorens bovenop de Utrechtse baan gebouwd en waren ze voor een parkje er naast maar een miljoentje of wat kwijt geweest.

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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Bas Wisselink's avatar Bas Wisselink @baswisselink.bsky.social
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Ik ben geen fan van die stroom aan "Wat was Rutte toch een speciale kerel, eigenlijk". Rutte heeft veertien jaar lang aan het roer gestaan van een beroerder Nederland en het afbreken van bescherming voor wie dat nodig heeft. Daar hoort geen schattig retrospectief bij.

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Het is te warm maar anders zou ik de “i can excuse etc” meme maken met Taghi en Ali B.

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Also that NATO art 5 is a bit of a spoiler.

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Job Polak's avatar Job Polak @jobpolak.bsky.social
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And then, like said, panicked and burned down their own capital.

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The whole thing was considered quite hilarious because of how proud the finish were at the time of their fortress, cannons and mines. Sadly they put their mines too close to shore and the British guns outshot the finish ones significantly so they never landed a single hit in return.

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