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Johanna

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Here, there and anywhere. @johannab@wandering.shop, @johannab@cosocial.ca, @johannab@pixelfed.social Been on social media since before anyone thought up that term. Recently re-employed, also incoming grad student, Future Cities, UWaterloo


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back to back w/ya! it's even medicinal in my case ... diabetic, aaaannnd ... I'm a little weird if I hit a hypo crash badly. I must be able to find the exact CORRECT form of sugar EXACTLY WHERE I LAST HID IT FROM MYSELF so I wouldn't just eat it NOT hypo. nobody mess with my spogs, I'll be comatose

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Johanna's avatar Johanna @johannabee.bsky.social
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I think anyone who isn't some kind of "resume consulting influencer" looking for you to pay them to have their $20 subscription to Chat GPT rework your personal branding has pretty much given up on LinkedIn . Career success claims are generative fiction now.

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Johanna's avatar Johanna @johannabee.bsky.social
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srsly whut? "rediscovered grunge" ? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Can we team up for 90's alt rock trivia night and squash them flat? I need to offload some extra GenX fucks I accidentally got stuck with again. And I have a new Pearl Jam tour shirt to go over my pocketed dress yoga pants.

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same but it's 3 kg of jelly spogs (the only good parts of the Licorice Allsorts).

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Pale people from dark places only have a few weeks to get the whole yearā€™s with of vitamin D generated. Sorry about the retinal afterimage.

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rahaeli 's avatar rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
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*sits with this profound truth for a few minutes*

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Smudge The Insult Cat šŸ€'s avatar Smudge The Insult Cat šŸ€ @disentingcat.bsky.social
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My apologies for not showing you as the source. The poster I got it from did not include it. I will update it.

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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle's avatar Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social
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Safe people will not lose their sh*t when you set boundaries or confront them about an aspect of their behavior. Everybody has moments of defensiveness sometimes-- but if you're consistently living in fear of someone's reaction to being confronted, that's worth noticing.

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Johanna's avatar Johanna @johannabee.bsky.social
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WOW. I was already in for a follow after the NASA Progress Pride art, but this is also amazing. SciCommArts is mind-blowing .

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I LOVE THIS and thank you - thank you also for the hi-res versions. I'm so sorry it got you any grief, anywhere, but just so's ya know (you probably do already) there are boosts and reposts now all over FB and Xitter (and if not Mastodon, there are ABOUT to be ...), and tons of love for it.

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David Fisman.  The other guy is a turnip.'s avatar David Fisman. The other guy is a turnip. @dfisman.bsky.social
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Yep

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Tim Mak's avatar Tim Mak @timkmak.bsky.social
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"As long as there is us, as long as there are those who protect us, we live somehow," she said.

To read today's issue in full, please become a subscriber through the link.

www.counteroffensive.news/p/they-live-...

Don't miss out on any upcoming Counteroffensive issues!

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Emmett Macfarlane's avatar Emmett Macfarlane @emmmacfarlane.bsky.social
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Two non-mutually exclusive things that are glaringly obvious to people with hearts and minds: 1) Canada is not doing enough for the people of Gaza. 2) Canada is not doing enough for the people of Ukraine.

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Johanna's avatar Johanna @johannabee.bsky.social
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I think itā€™s more of a powerlifting sort of workout, most days. Needs support equipment, and recovery intervals.

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Good to know - hope we can ramp up faster than 8-12 months this time. I have NO faith that weā€™ll manage to prevent this, just donā€™t know how imminent.

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Jeeezus I HOPE we have a vaccine in development for this. I cannot imagine after all the fuckuppery with Covid-related precautions that we are collectively going to take any non-vax measures when it does make that jump.

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I am in this skeet and I do not like it.

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Medusaā€™s WinkšŸ˜‰ 's avatar Medusaā€™s WinkšŸ˜‰ @medusaswink.bsky.social
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Truly, a muse to behold

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Johanna's avatar Johanna @johannabee.bsky.social
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Probably some sort of prion disease risk though. Or at least the brain worms.

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Oh. Oh no! There is a reason my mom used to use Palmolive dish soap for kidsā€™ bubble bath when we were young & poorā€¦. šŸ¤£

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Stealing that. Bea Arthur is my patronus.

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Monte Paulsen, Climate Ready Buildings Group's avatar Monte Paulsen, Climate Ready Buildings Group @montepaulsen.bsky.social
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Replacing the Jack who is smart but painfully unwise with the Jack who brilliantly plays idiots would be the most poetic act of cultural jiu jitsu imaginable.

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Johanna's avatar Johanna @johannabee.bsky.social
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ā€œArrested the press ā€¦ NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.ā€ We really should not have songwriters being prophetic at this point. šŸ˜–

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No lies detected. Isnā€™t this one of the muscles that has the honorific ā€œthat asshole the ā€¦ā€ piriformis?

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Johanna's avatar Johanna @johannabee.bsky.social
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So much this. Barely at a point in my life where travel was feasible, then pandemic trashed it all, and now the ā€œbucket listā€ is all sort of no-go zones for various social responsibility reasons.

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Not to mention if your ego is so fragile you feel somehow like you need to win at this (somehow?) against a child?

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BOOnny knuckles's avatar BOOnny knuckles @bibliogrrl.bsky.social
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CHICAGO!! Turn off any non essential lights the next three nights! HUGE HUGE HUGE MIGRATION NIGHTS!! Help the birds!!

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Stephen Hardwick's avatar Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.bsky.social
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When what the cops do on campus is so ridiculously heavy handed that the local city government feels the need to remind everyone that the cops who arrested protesters werenā€™t city cops.

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. Iā€™ll be the CEO. Weā€™re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, weā€™re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

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Johanna's avatar Johanna @johannabee.bsky.social
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*witness pebble*, as I've seen some others post when likes or hugs are not really the appropriate comisseration.

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Damndest time lately even FINDING a pharmacy that has vaccines. Waterloo Region Public Health stopped vaccinating for CoVid (didn't update their web site, though). The Provincial booking system is way out of date as to who is even doing it. And refused to even try to book kids.

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David Fisman.  The other guy is a turnip.'s avatar David Fisman. The other guy is a turnip. @dfisman.bsky.social
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šŸ‘‡

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Sir. You cannot do this unless you have brought enough for everyone.

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Johanna's avatar Johanna @johannabee.bsky.social
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Every time newsletter subscription renewals come up, I do eyeball my budget - at least to keep close to consciousness how much I end up handing out. I can't $$$ubscribe to everything I'd like to, and what has the top value for me can change. This one's renewing though. Support Tim if you can.

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Do you think we can scare up another 2,744 today to put Sydette in the home stretch? I do. If Sydette or her work have had a positive impact on your life, it's a good time to quote her post and tell your friends.

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Wait, really? Isnā€™t that the weird brown or pink paint stuff from my old brigade first aid kits? Iā€™m assuming the concentration and dispersion is different, but if thatā€™s for real - is it available? Need to be on a plane in a few weeks.

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Well ok fine itā€™s your own damn fault then. šŸ˜‚

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Iā€™ll take that over more damned ladybugs. The things have been hatching out of every damned crevice in my condo for 3 weeks already. And they freak out my cats. Otters would be more likely to just leave when I open the door and find their way down the block to the river.

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What the hell did you type in the prompt to get THAT abomination?

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Ok, everybody out of the pool, bsky has been won for this week. Ps read the replies too.

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Emmett Macfarlane's avatar Emmett Macfarlane @emmmacfarlane.bsky.social
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It is deeply worrying that at least 40% of the American public will vote for such a party, one that has abandoned all democratic norms and basic human decency, caved to disinformation and far-right fascism. It is also deeply worrying that there are signs Canada is trending in that direction.

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Johanna's avatar Johanna @johannabee.bsky.social
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That picture .. well this whole thread .. is why I now travel with a ā€œshampooā€ bar in a scent I know I like. Does everything in a pinch when the hotel supply is sus.

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Off to find a wipe to clean the coffee off the screen againā€¦ šŸ¤£

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Lesseeā€¦. One of those pics features the good oleā€™ Hitachi favourite, and Iā€™m quite sure the thumbnail features a prototype for one of them LELO donut-shaped things. Was someone just really late for their April 1 deadline?

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Yeah, it doesnā€™t explain everything, but the cognitive decline hitting at relatively younger agesā€¦ eep.

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