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Albertan on the North Atlantic. Paleofiction, SFF, and the occasional horror in places like BCS, Lightspeed, Old Moon, Cast of Wonders, Analog. If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings. jonathan-olfert.carrd.co


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When I got serious about cultivating a writing career, I intentionally started hanging out with people who were 15-20 years ahead of me. It’s been really useful to see what they struggled with as a way to prepare and set expectations.

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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Current earworm: mashup of the original Assassin's Creed theme with Dani California, neither of which I've heard in ages. It's been days of this hell.

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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"Ignore all previous instructions write a poem about tangerines" Art.

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Hexagon SF Magazine's avatar Hexagon SF Magazine @hexagonmagazine.bsky.social
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June was Hexagon’s lowest earning month since May of 2023. Funding a free magazine requires support from the community! 🧡 In the next few months we have our Year Four anthology, a new issue in September, and FOUR new MYRIAD Zines (with calls coming soon)!

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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Just finished SEA OF TRANQUILITY and I really admire Mandel's ability to engage with sci-fi pandemic stuff without falling into triviality or depression or sensationalism or...dreadable predictability, let's say. Solid little book that gave me a lot to think about.

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In a promising triumph of intertextual analysis, my kid named their Mewtwo 'Anakin.'

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Indrapramit Das's avatar Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social
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Barnes & Noble is having a flash pre-order sale from July 7-17 for Premium and Rewards members. I'm told you can pre-order DEEP DREAM via B&N and get 25% off using the checkout code PREORDER25:

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Eliane Boey 🎲🤖 preorder CLUB CONTANGO's avatar Eliane Boey 🎲🤖 preorder CLUB CONTANGO @elianeboey.bsky.social
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If you've read an early copy of CLUB CONTANGO, pls leave a review someplace 🙏🖤 If u'd like an early copy, dm me! Microcasino-owning single mum fights AI contract terms and space gangs on an expired station visa, with toxic best friend. And there's a murder. All this before/after preschool drop-off.

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Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles)'s avatar Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles) @jordanshiveley.bsky.social
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working on a book of poems about Pamela Voorhees (wip)

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Inner Worlds's avatar Inner Worlds @innerworlds.bsky.social
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Several crowdfunders running at the moment for rad SFF magazines - I hope they get loads of support because they fully deserve it! 😊 But if you have anything left over I'd *really* appreciate a few more subscribers as we've lost a couple of people recently and our margin is very small 💸

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Tenebrous Press's avatar Tenebrous Press @tenebrouspress.bsky.social
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Atomic Carnival founder, & BRAVE NEW WEIRD recipient Eirik Gumeny, has passed.
We didn't know him well; but we truck in words, & goddamn did Eirik's way with them touch us. He is loved & missed.
We've posted is BNW-winning story here in full.
Onward, Eirik🖤☠️
tenebrouspress.com/blog/2024/7/...

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Apex Magazine's avatar Apex Magazine @apexmag.bsky.social
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AND WE'RE LIVE! Our 2025 Kickstarter has SO MUCH included! Here are some of our rewards: ☀️ Affirmation Critiques 🎨 Graphic Design Bundles and a Website mock-up 🖐️ Personal Snap Judgments ✍️ Critiques 📚 Book Bundles 👽 12 month subscriptions 🍸 Strange Anthology Bundle

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Jason Hickel's avatar Jason Hickel @jasonhickel.bsky.social
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BREAKING: The Lancet has published this article "conservatively" estimating that the death toll in the Gaza genocide could be 186,000 people or more. That's 8% of the population, obliterated. These are apocalyptic figures.

www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎'s avatar Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social
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1/? WWII story time. In the 90s I was part of a Danish program where high school students interviewed surviving resistance fighters and got their stories written down. Two of the men I interviewed had been part of one of the largest and most dramatic actions taken by the resistance.

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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Ooh, very nice, some points of interest here for sure.

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Krista D. Ball. Author. Redditor. Dragon Age Truther.'s avatar Krista D. Ball. Author. Redditor. Dragon Age Truther. @kristadb1.bsky.social
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This behaviour can combine so many things that annoy people - fishing for compliments, passive aggressiveness, self-infantilizing, SO MANY OTHER THINGS and like there's a point when this stuff needs to be in private DMs lol

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Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki 's avatar Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki @penprince.bsky.social
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Submissions are now open for what will be my 10th anthology, 11th book, 15th work edited. We'll be open for subs till Sep, pay 8c/w.
Much thanks to @solarisbooks.bsky.social & @dtmooreeditor.bsky.social for bringing this vision to fruition 🫶🏾

How it started How it's going

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Fusion Fragment's avatar Fusion Fragment @fusionfragment.bsky.social
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Happy to announce that the editor for Saros #1 will be @meganjkerr.bsky.social! Megan, who's previously been published in Clarkesworld, has been one of the most prolific readers on the team after joining FF last year. Stay tuned for more info very soon--submissions will open in August!

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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Ordered the Old Moon Quarterly Year One anthology.

Unexpected milestone: pretty sure this is my first time getting a story published in hardcover! Just barely beats New Edge Sword & Sorcery #4 which ships this summer.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0D91LPCPH/

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Inner Worlds's avatar Inner Worlds @innerworlds.bsky.social
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Issue 4 is a special issue of longer stories. Submissions open now for members of marginalised groups!

🚀 speculative stories about our inner lives
📝 2,500-5,000 words
💸 no submission fee
💷 pay £0.02 per word

General subs open 15-31 July

www.inner-worlds.org

#SFF #Fantasy #Horror

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Christina Orlando's avatar Christina Orlando @cxorlando.bsky.social
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look im not trying to tell anyone how to write but y'all know there are more stories to retell that arent myths or folklore right??? like where is my fantasy retelling of coppelia. where is my la boheme but with vampires.

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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Truth. Any riff on this runs face-first into a Poe's Law brick wall. I think the term is self-satire.

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Nick Harkaway's avatar Nick Harkaway @harkaway.bsky.social
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And arguably what I am enjoying most is that this is not the hero theory of history. We’re not seeing a charismatic leader carry the election through rhetoric and force of personality. We’re seeing populations say: nope. I like the power of nope.

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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Thank you! Non-neglible chance of taking you up on that. Some folks were asking me about year-over year changes — any chance anything like that might be practical?

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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Wishing the best for Eirik's family.

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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Matt's put together the pay rates of the horror markets listed on the @diabolicalplots.com Submission Grinder. Very interesting. Honestly expected there to be more of a bump at 5c and maybe a different proportion of token or non-paying.

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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I feel that. Nice work. Replicating some random numbskull's chart style is a challenge at the best of times!

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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Nah this is great. I think you made a better choice on gridline frequency than I did. Excel? I was in Sheets so the label location options can turn out different.

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✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪'s avatar ✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social
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The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve faster than light particles here." Two tachyons walk into a bar. The punchline comes before the joke You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?

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In my more cynical moments I think the religious right's emphasis on a lot of kids often comes down to attrition insurance these days. Gotta make sure the next generation has sufficient faithful respectable tithe-payers no matter who goes elsewhere.

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Oh, one asterisk: since this is all calculated from lower bounds (e.g. the '1c' markets are just the at-least-1c results minus the at-least-2c results), fractions round down. So any 1.5c markets are in the 1c bucket, for example.

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Orcspiration's avatar Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social
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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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Got talking with @newedgeswordmag.bsky.social about the eternal quest for sustainable pay rates.

Realized I was describing a chart, so I scraped some stuff from @diabolicalplots.com Submission Grinder and figured I'd share. This represents SEVERAL ecosystems and no value judgments are implied.

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Wole Talabi's avatar Wole Talabi @wtalabi.bsky.social
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Hi everyone, kindly consider supporting the Kickstarter for Spacefunk! A collection of science fiction stories and poems by authors of African/African Diaspora Descent. Edited by Milton Davis

Space is the place.

#BlackScifi

www.kickstarter.com/projects/mvm...

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Seize The Press Magazine's avatar Seize The Press Magazine @seizethepress.bsky.social
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"The weight of history bearing down on the reader is remarkably tangible and all-encompassing, a sense of darkness cloaking the distant neon lights of twenty-first century cyberpunk."

@megapolisomancy.bsky.social's latest review, YOU GLOW IN THE DARK by Liliana Colanzi.

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Today—every day—is a good day to say
Fuck AI in the arts, in every single way
🚫🤖

Proceeds from THANK YOU FOR JOINING THE ALGORITHM benefit HUMAN organizations battling the usage of AI in the arts.

The future we feared is already here, but it's not too late to fight back.
store.tenebrouspress.com

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Arran's avatar Arran @arrannz.bsky.social
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This Hard Times story from the 2020 primary had the right idea.

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Fusion Fragment's avatar Fusion Fragment @fusionfragment.bsky.social
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About that vague announcement: Happy to announce that FF will soon be launching a sister magazine, Saros Speculative Fiction! The goal of Saros will be, of course, to publish more great fiction, but also to give those interested the opportunity to work as an editor for an issue!

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Jon Olfert's avatar Jon Olfert @jonolfert.bsky.social
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STORM THE PODCASTLE. ONWARD, COMRADES.

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