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Arran

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I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist, and a theoretical philosopher. He/him


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Straightforward from here: 1. Biden pulls out, endorses open contest 2. Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries perform the Ancient Rites as set forth by the Party Old Ones 3. The ghost of Abraham Lincoln arises and endorses the current iteration of the Democratic Party 4. ???? 5. ???? 6. Profit

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It oozes "I am very smart" while completely failing to understand "everything".

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ANALYSIS Aw, pretty please, we made a cute little counting chart and everything

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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i think the thing that is leading me to check out of the biden conversation as much as possible is the sheer amount of certainty being expressed. i am not at all confident that i really know anything here!

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TFW when you spy a goddamn evil tree

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I'm not so much "pretending everything is fine" as "knowing that replacing Biden would be a useless shitshow that would make everything way worse".

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We Used to Be Friends from Veronica Mars.

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If he's gotta go elsewhere, I'm glad it's to a team that's easy to root for. His going to the Lakers or Clippers would've been a nightmare.

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Kashana's avatar Kashana @kashana.bsky.social
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“Now that we know felons can be white, we’re massive fans of crime.”

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It's trying to express "America, huh? Wild."

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chris's avatar chris @tallghost.bsky.social
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MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of “Biden Old” and “Rich Dems Worried” above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

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I say this every year and no one listens.

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Seth Masket's avatar Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social
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We don’t talk enough about how Michael Corleone was a law-abiding war hero until he was radicalized by police brutality

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It's all fine and normal to demand someone be a consistent witness for Jesus Christ, but what's this Compassion nonsense

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This Hard Times story from the 2020 primary had the right idea.

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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as a politics knower I think the democrats should simply do the thing that makes it easiest to win, but also aligns with both all my prior posts and all my most panicked recent posts. this is very simple and obvious.

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"It would make journalism interesting again."

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Love to see Very Serious pundits argue that the answer is for the Democrats to fix up the old barn and put on a show to save the rec centre.

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Everyone suggesting a contested convention is actually a good idea:

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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The only two permutations of this that work are: 1) Biden stays in 2) Biden steps aside for Harris but remains in office Everything other permutation of this idea is either a fantasy or propaganda whose discussion is designed to get the Dems to lose the election and usher Trump into power.

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Parker Molloy's avatar Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
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If Biden does drop out, I'm looking forward to the flawless media pivot from "Why won't Biden drop out?" to running endless "Dems in disarray!" type stories for months on end.

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Kashana's avatar Kashana @kashana.bsky.social
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Everybody freaking out about extrajudicial killings is going to lose it when they find out about the existence of cops.

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Winifred Burton Updates's avatar Winifred Burton Updates @authorwinifred.bsky.social
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Some of the nihilism I'm seeing on the skyline is why Black people say y'all wouldn't last an hour as us, btw.

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Lolita, she sets crotch on fire.

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Yeah, great examples there. It's not like either were followed by two-term Republican presidents or anything.

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Pookleblinky's avatar Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
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Biden does *not* need to step down. Instead, he needs to jump to the left, and then take a step to his right with his hands on his hips and then bring his knees in tight.

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It's utterly confounding because it does feel like a Stallone movie, but interspersed with half a dozen variations on the "Axel does a kerrazy character to talk his way into somewhere!" bit.

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I think II at least looks good (Tony Scott's slickness is far easier to appreciate in retrospect after living through Michael Bay and Zack Snyder), but it's so weirdly grim and irritating. III plays like it was made for TV, but at least it's actually trying to be fun.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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as much as i think that debate was bad for biden i also find myself contemptuous of the assorted libs having a full blown panic attack

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Joe's pitch for Killers of the Flower Moon was pretty weak. He took the focus from the Osage people in favour of a detailed portrait of the area's trains.

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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tweeted this four years ago and it pretty much sums up my feelings on this shit

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blaine capatch's avatar blaine capatch @blainecapatch.bsky.social
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Mayochup gets called in to identify a body... HIS! On an all-new MAYOCHUP!

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Me in late 2022, having never contracted COVID: We're back, baby! No mask on this Vegas trip for me! Me a week later, with COVID: Ah, shit.

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Dude looks like he's about to name names for HUAC.

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álvaro postabosta 🚂's avatar álvaro postabosta 🚂 @alvarofreitas.bsky.social
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*youth pastor voice*: do you know who else had a starter pack of followers?

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Fuck is this Reboot-ass shit

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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A lot of things that Biden wants to do are things I think are good things we should do. A lot of things Trump wants to do are things I think are bad things we shouldn't do. Therefore I will be supporting Biden even though I don't agree with him on everything. This is not complicated.

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This motherfucker storing beans

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Wagatwe Wanjuki's avatar Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.com
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[Pitbull voice] ACAB worldwide

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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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The absolutely wild thing is: This goes for ALL social aid. Just *giving people some fucking money,* literally going "OK, how much did you need?", cutting checks, and waving them out the door? COSTS LESS and HAS BETTER OUTCOMES than the current system's bureaucracy and means testing, EVERY TIME.

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The Toking of a Sacred Deer and Dank Things took MONTHS.

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Colson Whitehead's avatar Colson Whitehead @colson.bsky.social
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Me: Clean grill, clean mind…clean grill, clean mind... My wife: What’s that? Me: Nothing!

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🎙Me and my best gal Everything is so swell I fix the cuffs of my favourite dinner coat Casually insult some minorities on the way to the riverboat🎙

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Bing Crosby went electric and all the squares got mad

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