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Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman.bsky.social |
My neighbor gave me a cucumber from her garden, and I want to reciprocate her kindness, but I don't have any productive hobbies. Currently I'm planning to hand her a crossword puzzle I've solved most (but not all) of.
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Anastacya
@anastacya.bsky.social
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You're doomed. Once they give you one, they know you're receptive to the other 900 that will sprout all summer.
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Kate Tuttle
@katekilla.bsky.social
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Maybe you could sneak over at night and cut a flower from her garden and then give it to her?
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Steve Buchheit
@stevebuchheit.bsky.social
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It's the thought that counts
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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
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"here are some bangers i wrote if you're on any micro blogging sites"
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Rhys Albrecht
@rhysalbrecht.bsky.social
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Ah see, that's a common mistake. The act of giving a garden cucumber isn't one of kindness, it's desperation. You're bipedal and breathing? Oh my god, please take this, please. There are so many cucumbers.
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Josh Dobbin
@joshdobbin.bsky.social
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Sour pickle from the deli; give her the cucumber of our people.
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Kaitlin Ruiz
@kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
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this is so cute, it's like my cat bringing me the toy mouse he drowned in his water dish
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LillianOrlando
@lillianorlando.bsky.social
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😳🤣🤣🤣
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Depression But Sexy
@tallgayginger.bsky.social
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If you have a Costco membership, just buy a large pie and give her some!
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@illimij.bsky.social
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you're in kind of a pickle, aren't you.
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Alisha Diane Galloway
@adgwatches.bsky.social
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"you take the layup" [fist bump]
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