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@jpbrammer.bsky.social

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Writer. Illustrator. Joto. ¡Hola Papi! @Substack.

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hello

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"It’s the sort of thing that makes Munro’s passing so difficult to accept. Her body of work holds a ferociously human heart."

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hysterically laughing at so many parts of this piece that i need to see madame web…. desperately

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There’s a world in which they shoot Jesus with a gun and the redemption happens anyway and Christians wear golden glocks on their necklaces

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Max Rebo’s Roadie 's avatar Max Rebo’s Roadie @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social
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beautiful stuff, like I’ve been saying a movement is brewing here

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I thought no combination of words could possibly excite me more than "they shoot Jesus with a gun" but then I saw "Heidi Montag"

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I’m in tears over how good bad this movie seems to be. I need to find it immediately.

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esther specter's avatar esther specter @sixteefour.bsky.social
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i can’t believe this has just happened to me what the actual fuck

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Madame Web would be a maximally traumatizing experience for such an individual

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Carrie D's avatar Carrie D @cooler-by-the-lake.bsky.social
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I can’t get over the Scrooge detail. The absolute reach for a literary reference only to interpret in the wrongest way possible. It’s as if she were watching Murder on the Orient Express and said “Only one person can commit a murder, Poirot”

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Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat's avatar Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat @kittensinacoat.bsky.social
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oh my god I think I am in. I think this is where I was convinced

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Webheads, thank you for your support. If you loved this movie because you enjoy horrible things, might I suggest my recap of another favorite of mine, Assassin 33 A.D., a Christian propaganda film where they shoot Jesus with a gun holapapi.substack.com/p/the-christ...

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Rico 🇩🇴's avatar Rico 🇩🇴 @tsuna1.bsky.social
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This is simply art

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Brian Richardson's avatar Brian Richardson @siliconchef.bsky.social
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"Madame Web’s powers are the same as Raven’s. Not Raven from Teen Titans, but Raven Baxter from That’s So Raven. She has sporadic visions of the future, which allow her to change fate. Mostly, she is a normal woman who hits people with her car."

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malorie's avatar malorie @malorienilson.com
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Truly, this is the only commentary needed on this film. A masterpiece.

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"RIP, if so" is going to become a staple of my group chats, I can just feel it

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“Madame Web’s powers are the same as Raven’s. Not Raven from Teen Titans, but Raven Baxter from That’s So Raven.”

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Katherine Catmull's avatar Katherine Catmull @kcatmull.bsky.social
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It’s so good, this piece is SO GOOD

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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Madame WebMD is a really good idea for a bit

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David Demchuk 👻 (he/him)'s avatar David Demchuk 👻 (he/him) @daviddemchuk.com
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“she is pregnant with IP that Madame Web can’t mention” is going to be my new introduction for everyone

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It’s an ugly, priceless, cursed amulet

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Bipolar Viscountess 's avatar Bipolar Viscountess @sharilyn.bsky.social
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I agree that this is a backdoor masterpiece, but at the same time it s a very bad film

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Madness Table's avatar Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social
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Film fans will enjoy this nod to THE CONVENT (2000)

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putting together my next essay collection and I’m so excited to share that I do not come off as a good person in it

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crazy that I have 160k+ followers on twitter but my articles and pieces do better here lol

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I might move permanently from twitter once there's a DM feature here tbh

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Gay Wizard's avatar Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social
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Stumbled on this by chance and I have to say, it was like finding a gold coin on the ground when you bend over to tie your shoe. Sharing in hopes that it will find someone else who also needs to hear this.

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Kate Schapira's avatar Kate Schapira @kateschapira.bsky.social
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This hit home in a big way for me, a hermit crab who can dish it out but absolutely cannot take it. @jpbrammer.bsky.social's characterization of how conflict avoidance works & what it does to relationships is clear, kind and useful.

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🌑Helena🌑's avatar 🌑Helena🌑 @gohexyourself.bsky.social
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The thing about JP is we probably have nothing in common but man, does he get me sometimes.

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Christine M. Moeller's avatar Christine M. Moeller @christinemmoe.bsky.social
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"I was not put on this earth to make sure everyone around me is comfortable with my mere existence." I'm not normally a hang-quotes-on-the-wall kind of person, but I might have to make an exception for that particular reminder. Ooof.

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180 pounds of oatmeal in a cracked eggshell's avatar 180 pounds of oatmeal in a cracked eggshell @pladd.bsky.social
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whoops it's exactly me and the issues I've been working on I deserve to take up space. still working on being comfortable with the concept of being disliked! but I'm at least able to say that I deserve to exist and be happy

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the girl from sleep apnea's avatar the girl from sleep apnea @yuzupool.bsky.social
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"In some ways, you’re already living the nightmare that your deepest anxieties are conjuring up. Yes, you are disliked. You dislike yourself! Yes, you are being dismissed and being treated as disposable. By you!"

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Dirtbag Daddy D's avatar Dirtbag Daddy D @endgamerazari.bsky.social
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"All of this stems from one core belief: I am disposable." Oh my God, that's what I've been grappling with for my entire adult life.

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Subaru Baja blast: the falafel lobbyist 's avatar Subaru Baja blast: the falafel lobbyist @coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social
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Ah the John Mulaney crisis

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