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maz • bog witch & hag@mxmaz.bsky.social |
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she/they/mom/milf ★✮ 3️⃣0️⃣🧑🧑🧒🌀 F U C K • F I B R O M Y A L G I A {+} iced coffee, antiquing, blink-182, true crime books, garfield, gardening, witchcraft, 𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓳𝓾𝓪𝓷𝓪, animal crossing
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@armyvet1972.bsky.social
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Open marriages would be great for the wife because the guys she gets are like “so somebody else is paying your rent, I never have to marry you, I only have to fuck you? Hell yeah let’s go” but the women you get are like, “you’re MARRIED? *throws drink in your face*”
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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i would like friends. i think i’m a good friend. if you would like a good friend let me know.
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Paul Tobin
@paultobin.bsky.social
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Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.
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simone
@simonee.bsky.social
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Hawk Tuah this Hawk Tuah that why don't you try to Talk Tuah Therapist
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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Stop making jokes and recognize that your account on a microblogging site known by 4% of the American population and whose most famous user is Weird Al Yankovich could single-handedly win or lose this election
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sandcrab
@sandcrab.bsky.social
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You are invited 🥬🥬🥬 to an evening celebrating bok choy 🥬🥬🥬
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Vincent van Gogh
@vangogh.bsky.social
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If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint", then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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Why don't you pretend to love me anymore
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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i’m super sore & stiff today. it’s very cloudy & rainy. thunder now & then.
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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My therapist says your therapist needs to call her
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Who up waiting for their shirt to come out of the dryer at their sensei’s apartment
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🏳️⚧️ Sonic Youth Pastor
@josie.zone
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The oppression today is even more intense than 1984…… I might even call it 1986 or 7
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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goo moo bluesky
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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In retrospect, I probably should have been stockpiling ammo and dried beans instead of shitposting.
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macnult
@macnult.com
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really looking forward to 3pm coffee today
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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i 🩷 my heating pad
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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he was well liked in his community and considered a regular guy!
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
@theshrimpening.bsky.social
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tricking people into thinking that eating peach cobbler acts as penile enhancement
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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going to facebook and posting sexually explicit minion memes is praxis
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grg
@grgd.bsky.social
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a slim jim that gets you high called weed beef
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laura
@lauracreature.bsky.social
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full-body dog shake to get all the Tuesday off me
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JLP
@jlp.bsky.social
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American Burnweed? Uh, I sure hope he does!!
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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Always have one tooth that you don't brush. That's your "plaque tooth"
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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I’ve had a lot of good sex over the years, but as I’m getting older, I’m ready instead to commit to entering my eating-delicious-blackberry-scones phase of life.
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hello kelsey
@oldkels.bsky.social
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unpitted olives are superior in taste but the convenience of pitted olives almost makes that a moot point. and i think castelvetranos are overrated. it’s so easy talking to you, i’m really enjoying this. anyway, i must’ve gotten a little sidetracked when you asked me my favorite color lol.
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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someone once pointed out that mr. brown isn’t even brown & i can’t unsee it
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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i napped a LOT today definitely needed it
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Villein
@villein.bsky.social
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✨️Angel Facts✨️
@angelic.style
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beneath whatever shell of defensive and coping mechanisms this shit world has forced you to develop is a soft creature that has desire, to see and be seen, to touch and be touched, and that creature is the Truest You
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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we must go on without hope
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@armyvet1972.bsky.social
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In order to dispel any erroneous and malicious rumors that we are a cult, I have ordered each of us seven T-shirts, one for each day of the week, which say “No matter what you may have heard, I do not belong to a cult.”
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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do it
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rose
@lightblanket.bsky.social
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Killing a patch of grass with the heat coming off my body from online anger. Yeah i touched it dude. I touched it to HELL
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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Ratatouille but a worm teaches me how to breakdance, finally
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Moby Dick
@mobydickatsea.bsky.social
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Ah, the world! Oh, the world!
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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this made me laugh until i cried thank you patrick
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Patrick Cosmos
@veryimportant.lawyer
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i got an extremely rare lung disease from the gold spray paint i used on my gamer chair. my doctor says i'm lucky to have such a cool chair and be alive
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the postes
@rem.postes.club
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george washington on his deathbed: promise you guys will be normal about shit after im gone alexander hamilton, wearing a sequined FEDERALIST jacket: yeah totally thomas jefferson, wearing a spiky ANTI-FEDERALIST jacket: of course
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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fuck it, going back to bed. depression pit deepens!!!
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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i feel them but buddy, pal, friend, we ALL want to be un-American right now
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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If you didn’t want me to leave then why did you offer me plantain chips as a snack
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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my wish for disability pride month is that the meanest, most hateful ableist man you can imagine is afflicted with Penis Falls Off Syndrome
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miss fugazi
@undisturbed.space
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if it pleases the court i’d like to hit the blunt
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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As someone who was bitten by the "travel bug" at a very young age, i would love to see a map of the world someday
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little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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Life is not beautiful, ok? Anyone who says that is a cop
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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the question mark was there for comedic effect brother i absolutely do not give a fuck what you have to say your reply just looks like a mouthful of maggots to me
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Orcspiration
@orcspiration.bsky.social
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BATTLE AWAITS. TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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bad mood on bluesky! bad mood!!
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maz • bog witch & hag
@mxmaz.bsky.social
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disappointment everywhere! let’s all rip each other to pieces instead of channel our collective outrage into seeing constructive
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