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I’ve also told the governor I need more sleep and to stop doing things after 8 for what it’s worth

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lol at the idea that the NYT would even cover this

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To me it’s odd that people expect others to see Joe Biden, a man everyone considers to be old, act very old and suddenly go “Well, now I need to vote for the convicted felon who is spewing nonsense.” Like, what narrative did this debate change that the “common folk” are supposed to care about?

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I have a new specialist boy. He’s not a ghost but he’s shiny and sleepy and I love him.

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SCOTUS this week: “Judges now make all policy decisions and, by the way, you are welcome to bribe judges if you want.”

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Means far right judges are no longer bound to follow government interpretation of law, but can instead make up their own. Get ready for every poison that doesn’t immediately kill you, but only maims and sickens you to be introduced to all you food and medicine

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Chevron might do it though

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This is still about him not giving them a sit down interview.

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Increasingly feels like European (and potentially American) politicians have simply lost the ability to politic.

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Actually I believe they have held that saying “this is a bribe” out loud is fine as long as it isn’t written down anywhere.

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What's funny is in the other decision today, Alito feels the opposite. Bribery is absolutely fine unless it is the most obvious and ham-fisted version.

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This Court really, really loves bribes huh?

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If they are going to evict you, might as well move your stuff out and start an electrical fire.

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Is there anyone on a strategic circuit he could elevate to give himself another nomination there as well?

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It’s wild to me that in every other aspect of our politics we never talk about we are actually talking about. Political lies and euphemism get taken at face value. EXCEPT with SCOTUS. We never talk about what they say, only what it might mean in their hearts.

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Technically the ones that don’t act solely on partisanship will be appealed until a partisan decision is reached (which it eventually will be)

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#Pride

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I don’t know you and wasn’t criticizing you. I was explaining why I do a thing. You live your life.

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Tom

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As Mr. Ford said, “Dressing well is a form of good manners.” If you have to look at me, I should give you something nice to look at.

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you misunderstand, this is for pride month

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i heard he wore a shiny dress it didn't make us love him less that horrid face, i swear it seems to see me it goes like this: the turn, the pan, the open mouth, the awful man, the tortured and the twisted Waluigi

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Today my wife and I are celebrating a very special anniversary, on this day in 2007 we killed a clown

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Easily. But I’m built different 💅🏼

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“Just remember, though eating a delicious pizza feels good in the moment, it’s important to keep in mind all the people you scolded for eating paint chips.”

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it rules that a jury of rando New Yorkers is braver than several federal judges and basically every single senator

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My grandmother is giddy. She might achieve enlightenment

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THIS IS A GREAT DAY TO BE A WINE MOM. SHOUTOUT TO SETH MEYERS AND EVERY GOLDENDOODLE OWNER WHO WEARS SHIRTS THAT SAY "LIBRARIES ARE FOR US ALL" ETC.

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I went to college with him and had to kick him off our college improv team. He was… unsettling

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My catholic grandmother has 11 brothers and sisters. She’s never been in the newspaper.

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It’s really not great. He has a lot of things that need to be worked through and processed and that may very well not happen now. I don’t think this person knows the damage she’s done either.

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My husband, who is recovering from a fairly traumatic event, had a therapist who sent him poems she wrote about her own vagina and asked for his opinion on them. Anytime I mention trying therapy again he brings her up and shuts the conversation down. Not sure he’ll ever be open to it again.

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My understanding isn't that FTX had the funds to make everyone whole and just didnt know how to allocate it. It's that after seizing his (and others) assets, they were able to come up with the money to make folks whole. Either he stays a billionaire or folks get their money back. I don't think both.

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What’s incredible is that those guys unironically think “we did everything correctly and thank god it didn’t have any impact on the democratic process.”

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I’m sort of a “bad boy” of magic

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🏳️‍⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime @josie.zone
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Wowwwwww

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Errol Louis, a NY1 anchor and college professor, talks about Columbia seeking out natural leaders in the admissions process. “This is what they wanted and the kids are giving it to them and they called in the cops and pulled them out and arrested them.”

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CHOTINER: and can you explain what you meant when you posted “night water just hit different”? ME: so that was, I was just thinking about how it’s more refreshing, I guess CHOTINER: you were having water at night? ME: right CHOTINER: the timestamp is 2:23 p.m.? ME: afternoon is a type of night.

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Saw the Civil War movie and I gotta say, all my opinions on it are the correct and true ones.

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No one wants to remember any of this

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ATTN NEW YORKERS The NY Public Library has a plea out for signatures to push the city not to cut their budget and force them to reduce collections, end services, reduce maintenance, and close 2 days a week. It takes mere seconds to sign. They need 50,000. Pleas sign and SHARE WIDELY

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As cursed as a Wes Anderson J6?

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